Fucked up dream

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Bob_Loblaw

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Last night i had the most fucked up dream. I smoked crack, and my whole dream was walking around some city on a crack high. then i pissed on some dude from my school. then i went back to my apartment and passed out. then i woke up in real life.

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i get to go see an almond borthers concert on the 4th, cant wait - brentharlen

 
some 12yr old boy who is a family friend told me today that he had a sex dream about me. what the hell am i supposed to say to him. aren't you supposed to keep those things to yourself. i felt so violated

 
haha thats horrible, if some little girl had a sex dream about me id either puke in the bush or report her to jacko. my friend had a dream about sex with his grandma, im sure some of you remeber that one haha

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a friend of mine (guy) had a sex dream about another friend (also a guy). the poor kid was messed up for almost a year trying to figure out if he was gay, then he realized that it was a dream and they don't mean anything, now he's fine and engaged to his girlfriend of two years.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
^dude, thats hilarous, haha, man... but yeah ive been having wierd dreams latly. like one, i was at a cafe or something with my friend and then she started choking and shit, so im like fuck i gotta get help(it was a dream so i was being a dumbass) and so it was kinda like that one bevis and butt head where bevis starts choking and then butthead goes looking for a sign to do the himlic, yeah it was really wierd and scary...and then i had another one where my mom disowned me and like put me up for adoption, dude that one sucked

'I place him in the category of a ski thief, and invite a thousand hell hounds to feast heartily on his genitals. May he burn in eternal hellfire.'

-J.D. May
 
in my dream last night, my dad and a bunch of his friends turned into murderers, they were all trying to kill each other and i was a part of it. then they all went to jail, and my dream jumped ahed like 30 years when they got out. i was flying on a plane with all them, one pulled out a handgun, tried to hijack the plane, and it crashed.

 
thats wierd cause i had a dream a little bit ago where when i was walking down these stairs in really nice hotel with my friend and all of a sudden the banister was topped with coke and i looked at my friend and we shrugged took a side and then snorted the 30 stairs worth of coke, then we walked around the hotel all coked out, it was really really wierd

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shut up donny, your out of your element-The big lebowski

Freedom is like a prostitute, Everybody wants it, but nobody wants to pay the consequences.
 
i have a friend who always tell us his messed up dreams, and one of the ones he told us about was that he was one of the colombine shooters, except that instead of shooting people he walked around the school blowing his load on everyone. never share dreams like that during lunch, ever.

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'
 
i had a dream that i had a race to walk across the country against my cousin. Then we started racing trains. And then they crashed so we got into buses and i won. Then i woke up.

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
My craziest non-sexual dream was about a ski chase in China in which we (my friends and I) were trying to escape Mao Zedong, but he was in front of us.

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'Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!
 
when im really tired i talk in my sleep so my friends end up telling me what i was dreaming aobut.

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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
 
why don't black people have nightmares?

because the last one that had a dream got shot.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
i wish i had sweet dreams, my dreams are like your's derek, just basically like average day stuff

but its crazy cuz then sometimes i get deja vou when something happens that i dreamt about

high north session 4
 
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