Fucked Up College Story

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The other day my buddy was tellin me he was talking to his sister who goes to UMO and who told him this story about this girl in USM hooking up with a guy at a party. So the girl goes down on the guy and what-no and ends up sucking his dick. The next week she gets this soar on her lip so she goes to the doctors. The doctor looks at it and basically tells her that the soar is a parasite you only get from fucking animals or dead people. The girl quickly talks to the guy whose dick she sucked and it turns out that he works at a fucking funeral home!!! No joke! haha this shit is fucked up...
 
bullshit, i've heard that story before. learn some common sense, that practically screams urban legend
 
bullshit herd that story a mlllion of times and a million different ways. dont always belive what you hear
 
lol such a lie man. dont u think he would notice the parasite eating away at his dick before shoving it in a girls mouth?
 
that is not true. I have heard that story 30 times now from 30 different people. Urban legend, no one knows this person. its a lie
 
no i have heard of this shit before, i forget what the actual diagnois is but it def happends. same thing happend to some girl at my high school. you gotta be pretty fucked up to bang out a dead guy or a puppy
 
Exactly this is the same shit as the story where the college kids take shrooms go driving and capture what they think is a "Gremlin" only to find in the morning it was nothing more than a little girl... this is just made up shit
 
there's a story exactly like that from where i live, but the chick had a bunch of weird shit in her throart no ton her lip...
 
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i found this thread while trying to find another one.

Anyways.. this story is true, it happened to my roommates ex-gf's friend. She went down to Tijuana Mexico for spring break one year and on one night they were at a bar and proceeded to get drunk. This chick meets an American at the bar who currently lives in Mexico. They kick it off and she ends up going back to his place alone. They end up hooking up and that was that, the chick makes it home safe back to the States after break was over. A week goes by and this girl notices a rash on and in her mouth so she goes to the doctor to get a biopsy. The results were returned a little later and she is given medication for the rash, and the doctor tells her that he's had similar patients with the same rash, only that these people were confirmed cannibals. So she ended up hooking up with a cannibal.
 
Urban legend.
Last year second semester at CU. A kid passed away in baker hall. He was in there along for like a weekend and me and my friend from that door walked past his room and it smelt not necessarily bad just unique and weird it wasnt good but not like horrible. Anyway 30 minutes later walking past it again on our way out there were cops and emt's and ra's and shit then that night they announced a kid passed in baker. Thats some first hand shit.
 
This is a legitimate story that happened to my buddy.

So my buddy was with his girlfriend and her parents were out of town. He goes over and, naturally, are just having sex everywhere in the house. He ties her up with some rope in her room to the bedpost and they start having sex. Midway he wants to untie her but cant get the knot out. He takes a pair of scissors to cit the rope. He gives himself a small cut on accident but doesnt think anything about it and continues freeing his girl from the constraints. He fingerbanged her, actually banged her, then went along his way. Apparently he got a yeast infection inside the cut of his finger and ended up having to get it amputated. He now has no pointer finger.

Not as good as the other stories but at least its true.

"Hey Jake how did you lose your finger?"

"I was fingerbanging my girlfriend..."
 
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