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Crystal-needs-a-park

Crystal-needs-a-park

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so after a bit of an absence to study, chill and ski, i return a bitter and broken person. why you ask.. well i passed 3 college classes... barely... out of 4. havent failed a class before so thats pretty fucking gay. i also have a 3rd ass cheek and a near concussing fall from rails and some sort of crazy switch corked 90 thing.... in conclusion life is gay so go and die.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
come on you'll live

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
 
all i can say is for you to suck it up and me a man !! If it doesnt' kill you it'll only make you stronger

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''Shake it like a polaroid picture''

 
right, which is why i intend to huck myself until i cant move next week.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
crystal doesnt need a park, that mountian is for the racers anyway. except it has sick terrain.

COC sesh E
 
yo college sucks. Get runk an dfuck girls. Or like, talk abou t fuckin' girls like most of the asshole s one NS do. Cuz etey're idiots. FUck you Josh, you're noever on SMN anywnmore.

'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

'I can't type, I've been drinking' Nolan

Whistler Sucks

 
that sucks dude

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
well, if you've never failed a class before, you just learned something from your failures. The first time you fail, it definatley sucks, but it really has to happen. Be thankful you didn't fail out, and only had 1 F. And if the parents flip about an F, explain that failing itself is a learning experience, there are going to be many things in life that you will fail, but you cannot let that stop you from trying.

Trust me though, life could be much worse. Brush it off and enjoy what you do have going for ya.

 
ok, leave it to the racers then etom, and we'll rock crystals cock

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
get some coke, you will be ok.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
yeah just do some LSD and trip balls. works for me everytime.

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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
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