FUCK

[ride-rider]

Fuck m. My dog just shit on the stairs, shit on my bed covers, and pissed on my bedroom floor. The worst part about it is, I let her out to go to the bathroom 5 min before she did it!!!! FUCK!

 

[jedi.Jim]

That's a lot of shit.

 

[ride-rider]

ya man, it just likes to shit and piss in my room. A few weeks ago it shit on my sweatshirt.

 

[Dustin.]

My GF's best friend had a guy over that she had been liking for a while. 5 minutes after he got there, her 110 pound golden retriever began a diarhea (sp?) rampage that made the whole house smell.

 

[skiizy]

you mean the sweatshirt that you just sold to me and i am now wearing?

 

[Style+eeze]

that sucks dick dude

 

[Peter.]

HAHA PWNED

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Sorry, I just bust out laughing. That happened to my brother just after I left to live in CO. My mom told me the story over the phone, and I just couldn't stop laughing - I think I actually cried.

 

[landonn]

dumb fucking dog.

 

[no_steeze]

hahahahahaha

 

[ride-rider]

haha, I didn't no you would find out.

 

[dave44]

hahahahahahaha

 

[FUUUCK]

pics or it didnt happ- NO WAIT fuck! i dont want to see dog shit!

 

[Shpadoinkle]

I'm just going to say right now - Karma is a bitch. I'm sorry I laughed. My doberman just gave the living room some Hershey love. She hasn't done this since January. WTF?

 

[skiizy]

DAMN DUDE WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAID IT WAS A COFFEE STAIN YOU FUCKING n00b YOU JUST LOST MAD ----KARMA AND SHIT MAN... JUST AAGGHHH

 

[artfullydodged]

AHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

 

[ride-rider]

WTF, you actually dropped my karma didn't you?

 

[skiizy]

hahahah no i put it at 10

 

[ride-rider]

aight haha, thanks. +10 for you

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

That sucks Will YAM!!

At least he didn't jizz all over your shit.

 

[Mezmerize19]

I had to take care of my buddies dogs while they were away and one of the dogs gets really upset when they leave and it shits, a lot. so everyday at 7am I went to their house to clean up shit out of the kitchen for an hour. worst week ever

 

[crazyfuck]

best thread in a long time.

 

[sirskizalot]

closing your door might help the whole shitting in your room part but i dont know about everywhere else

 

[richards]

hahaha steezemoney got railed

 

[skiizy]

you do realize that i havent actually bought anything from this kid, nor have i even talked to him before this thread

 

[richards]

no i didnt!

 

[skiizy]

this is what i hate about the internet, i cant tell what tone you are using, god damnit i cant tell whats going on here

 

[MADmidwest]

"there is shit Everywhere!"

 

[skiizy]

haha dumb and dumber or was that from the lame remake thing prequel? i dont remember

 

[tomahawk]

haha this shit is funny

very punny

 

[tommihq]

You think thats bad then you should get a pet elephant

 

[Rossiscratch]

I slept over one of my buddies house the other night on an air matress. I woke up to his dog jumping on my bed and she then pissed on my bed. I then got up to get the dog out of the room and stepped in a steaming hot pile of her shit. needless to say the dog is very talented, she was able to punk me twice in a minute.

 

[ride-rider]

Its a shit epidemic, shitty things dropping hot everywhere.

 

[SoulSkia]

oh my this is terrible

 

[twin-tip-hero]

talk about a kick in the shorts

 

[Ender]

jesus your dog must hate you

 

[hael]

maybe the title of this thread should have been "SHIT" instead...

 

[Aaaron.]

we left my brand new puppy asleep in his crate today

left the house for under an hour

and came back to a MESS

it crapped and pissed MULTIPLE times all over the crate and proceeded to roll over in it

thoroughly covering himself

had to hose him of for like 20 minutes straight

 

[Ender]

be prepared for that to happen quite a few times

 

[ride-rider]

haha, ya I was thinking the same thing.

 

[Aaaron.]

hahaha

i'm like whatever

he is so cute though!!