FUCK!!!!

Alpine3

Alpine3

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wow this is gay..

so today during global aftetr i find out that we might be having a dance.. and the idea of sadie hawkins came up but it kinda got turned down.. my friend cat asked me to go.. and i clearly thought it was a joke.. cuase her and her friends always want me to go to the dance.. so i said no..(keep in mind she is very very good looking) and so now she is pissed at me because i turned her down.. i call her back tonight to say i am sorry.. bla bla bla and then she say.. what if i asked you and said the only way u could make it up to me is if u go to the dance with morganne(slut girl that not many people like and is really short.. and not very good looking)? and i said i would go with her to make is so u stopped hatting me.. and now she says that i have to do this.. like that wasn't a joke.. I am in deep shit.. i have no idea how to fix this.. AND the dance is on a SKi club night

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ME!
 
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everyone else thought she was joking.. like everyone.. and no one blames me.. they all would have done the same... yea i would humiliate myself.. "wanna go to the dance?" YEAH!! " haha jk"
 
explain the situation.

tell her you thought she wouldn't go with you, because she thought there was no way someone as beautiful as her would ask you. then write her a limerick and carve her name in your chest. or, just go skiing. fuck dances.
 
Go skiing. That girl sounds fucking lame. Maybe she WAS joking and was just pretending to be pissed, and you'd go to the dance with the ugly slut and she'd laugh at you. "Like tehe OMG I can't believe he actually did that! OMG how pathetic!" One of those deals.
 
my bad.. didn't mean to put it in the worng forum.. its 12:20.. i have two midterms tomorrow and i got this crap.. haha cut me a lil break
 
Yeah, if a girl liked you, why the fuck would she want you to go out with another girl? And a slutty one, at that? Don't do it. Dances are stupid anyway. Ski. Skiing doesn't play games.
 
whyy would you turn down a hottie. and uh yea, just call her and be like, "hey, im picking you up for the dance, get your shit on" dont take some skanky ugly girl. wtf man. that would make us skiers look bad. oorrrr just take the hottie skiing instead of the dance.
 
turn up to the dance and get a friend to "take a hit for you" that way your date will feel attractive that another guy is interested and you can play the "i've been dumped" card with the hot chick ...
 
wow...this is how it should've happened (if you thought for a half second)

Hottie: "well the only way you can make it up to me now is if you take my sluttly, butterface friend. otherwise i will be mad at you."

Moron: "you see...i just can't do that"

Hottie: "why's that?"

Moron: "because the only girl i can imagine going to the dance with is you"

Problem solved. Girls actually do this a lot...just to see what you'd do, see if you'd take there bait. Unfortunately you did and you're screwed.
 
Do the first part, make sure you emphasize you think she is attractive. use the words "never thought someone as beautiful as you"

Use the word beautiful, not "hot".
 
dude plan on going with her and 2 days before the dance don't go to school. Call her tell her you have the flu, bird flu, normal flu, whatever you wanna say and bam... you are free. Probably don't say bird flu though
 
yo i tried to make up with her at school.. and she is sitll pissed at me

haha wow this is going to far...
 
shut up about it, that's what you can do. Drop out of ski club, it sounds pretty gay. Go find some drugs and booze and get wrecked, go to the dance alone and tear the place apart. Go to jail for it, jail isn't too bad. Then next week at school get in a fight. quit being such a pussy.
 
This right here is the most solid plan you could possibly put together for now I would go with this plan and I would use the bird flu thing just so she knows ur blowin her off then laugh it off and go skiing!
 
sounds like you've got yourself in a pickle. dont go with the girl she wants you to go with cause then if this girl found out she would feel used and even if she is a slut noone deserves that so just explain your situation to this girl you like or think is hot and if she doesnt understand maybe shes not the girl for you, and if she knows you will do this for her then she knows you might as well do anything for her....
 
it just looks like he's driving down a road. thats a shitty picture, you could have found sometihng better than that.
 
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