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squeakywaffle

squeakywaffle

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I got a letter from an insurance company today... it would seem that I "caused damage" to somebody's parked car by clipping their wingmirror with the handlebar of my scooter.

Never mind the fact that I looked at the car and didn't see any damage, so I drove off. I have no idea what kind of shit I might be in for or how much money they want.

My biggest problem here is, how the fuck did they know? I'm sure the owner would have come along yelling if they'd seen me, so it must just have been some random stupid fuck who got satisfaction out of writing down my plate number.

I've got plenty of dents in both my car and my scooter... where was this watchdog when the same shit happened to me? If I ever figure out who this guy was, I'm going to punch him square in the fucking jaw. No joke. I know that makes me a bad person.

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well this is not really that related, but i almost just claimed the largest car insurance, and life insurance claim, ever. So i just dropped off this girl who I'm kinda seeing, and i am driving home and there is this hill with a cross street, and no stop sign and then another downhill. SO if you are going around 70ish, you can get air like "cruisin USA style" and anyway i hit that shit at about 75, doing it all the time, i knew this was the right speed in my car, and for a nice smooth landing, about 40 ft of distance is about how much i cover. anyway, there are always cars parked along the sides of the roads because it is a residential area. Well knowing it was 230 in the morning i figured there wouldn't be anyone within a mile of me, so i went for it without checking first. As soon as i got over the hill and went airborne, i saw this white toyota sedan on the right side slowing down like 80ft in front of me and she starts to turn into this driveyway, so iw as hard on the brakes, and thought everything was alright. turns out he/she was making a u-turn and began turning left into the middle of the street. not knowing i was doing about 80 and just barely had reached the ground again. I'm thinking holy shit, this is it, I'm gonna die.... there is a big truck parked opposite of the u-turning car, and i have no idea but i managed to slip through with INCHES to spare. I was just waiting for the loud crash of her hitting my rear quarter panel, and i go sideways into the truck..then i squeeze by and nothing happens. i was fucking terrified at this point, but i barely swerved and maneuvered this TIGHT squeeze at about 60 mph after some hard breaking, and then this guy decides i disrespected his hood, and decides to follow me. after about 15 min of cat and mouse i lose the fucker, never allowing him to be close enough to read my license plate. I almost died..... that was fucking NUTS. wow this was longer than i thought it would be.. ok done

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-Jordan-

Dear God, Can you put anuther holiday between christmas and easter, there is nothing good in there-Ginny

(aint that the truth haha^)

 
This was on a street, though... I was trying to squeeze between a bus and this guy's car and I misjudged it.

I bet it was someone on the bus.

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may wanna check your front brake pads, very hard and fast breaking wear down pads crazy fast.

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wow....you were close to dying.

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

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yeah, i dont like em too. i like those people with scooters, MX-helmets and Oakley-goggles...

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haha i got a rush just readin that. that's way crazy, i hate close calls when it comes to driving

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yeah, I'm talking about a vespa... and I get 90 mpg so all you haters can fuck off. :)

I don't want to go to court... my classes start this wednesday and the "accident" was my fault anyway... and I don't have any witnesses.

My insurance is going to hopefully going to pay for it, though. I have pretty good insurance.

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your on a scooter? what the fuck?!!!!

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I'

m a person just like you

But I've better things to do

Than sit around and fuck my head

Hang out with the living dead

Snort white shit up my nose

Pass out at the shows

I don't even think of speed

That's something I just don't need

 
damn second post is insane!!! good driving skills though man. u should pod race

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dude, that is so intense, i would have been flipping out through the whole thing if i were you or in the car or something. good driving though

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^ hahah thanks, but that was wayyyyy to close for comfort, i like just braced myself in the seat and gripped the wheel and was waiting to get clipped and then spin into the parked truck.. I am amazed i made it. never again will i imitate cruisin usa..haha

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-Jordan-

Dear God, Can you put anuther holiday between christmas and easter, there is nothing good in there-Ginny

(aint that the truth haha^)

 
yea good call going 75 mph and hucking over a hill, like there's definetely no chance of you killing a few people walking accross the road...jackass

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I've done it before, we have done it tons of times, but this was the first time i did it alone, with no one looking for cars. It was 230 in the morning, in a gated country club type neighborhood, there is normally NO ONE even awake in this neighborhood at this time

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-Jordan-

Dear God, Can you put anuther holiday between christmas and easter, there is nothing good in there-Ginny

(aint that the truth haha^)

 
haha funny you ask, it was Rage-killing in the name of... I was pretty hyped and then i almost shit myself and everyhting slowed down and like idk, just a weird feeling.

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-Jordan-

Dear God, Can you put anuther holiday between christmas and easter, there is nothing good in there-Ginny

(aint that the truth haha^)

 
that sux man, when you find out who did it you shood pee on him/her, then you will feer better about yourself.

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you're the second person to say that, and I don't get it.

I pretty much drove off and forgot about it entirely until I got this letter, so I don't know what you guys are getting at...

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haha funny car insurance thing story. me and my family were going to wildcat, so we pull in to the parking lot and this dude pulls like an inch from our car opens his door and makes a HUGE dent in my car. me and my dad were like "wtf" to him. so he rolls down his window and starts screaming shit. then all of a sudden his wife says "fuck you and go back to Massachusetts!" then she flipps us off. so my dad calls the cops and then they start begging not to bring them to jail. so they paid us $3000 in insurance or something. hahaha so funny. if any of u guys get the Boston Globe look in the Automobile section and look for a column by Royal Ford, hes the asshole who did it hahahaha

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"i knew this was the right speed in my car, and for a nice smooth landing, ABOUT 40 ft OF DISTANCE IS ABOUT HOW MUCH I COVER.......(caps added)

.......... As soon as i got over the hill and went airborne, i saw this white toyota sedan on the right side slowing down like 80ft in front of me and she starts to turn into this driveyway, so iw as hard on the brakes, and thought everything was alright."

oh sweet dude, i do that at home too in my para-lite

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^i thought the car wsa stopped and parked on the side of the road. i was still braking hard, but i was almost sure they were parked then all of a sudden he turned out in the street for some reason and was blocking almost the entire street

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-Jordan-

Dear God, Can you put anuther holiday between christmas and easter, there is nothing good in there-Ginny

(aint that the truth haha^)

 
hahahahahahahahahahhaah i laughed so hard when i read the first sentances... "I got a letter from an insurance company today... it would seem that I "caused damage" to somebody's parked car by clipping their wingmirror with the handlebar of my scooter."

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yeah i was masturbating once and my mom walked in on me and saw everything. it freaked me out when the door flew open and for some reason it scared my into cuming. so my mom saw me cum... _SimonFiller

 
oh my bad.. i just pictured you hitting it on a little kids scooter... i forgot about the motorized things

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yeah i was masturbating once and my mom walked in on me and saw everything. it freaked me out when the door flew open and for some reason it scared my into cuming. so my mom saw me cum... _SimonFiller

 
exactly

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