fuck you

i too am angry at the existence of females for they confuse me, which destroys my sense of self-worth, which in turn develops a phobia and neurotic behavior... and then all im left with is a stuffed squirrel army and a tinfoil hat.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
 
subliminal messaging on NS is turning us all queer. that's my best guess.

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
i don't agree. without that, it would be no fun at all to be with a girl!

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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!

RAILS SUCK!

POWDER SKIING RULES!

DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!

VOTE BUSH!!
 
you just need to chill, then after you do that they come to you. think of being relaxed and confident as having an enormous chick magnet in your crotch...they just come.

'skinny dipping sesh, later.' - laguna beach.
 
ounk rider, nobody fucking cares what you think. girls can be a bitch sometimes, but then the ass, the sweet sweet ass.

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If i lived in a perfect world, i would spend my days skiing in the sun, the party never ends in perfect world. Nacho cheese and anarchy, boy that sure sounds good to me, im ready to move into a perfect world.

NS ARMY, whatever is right below the General

 
wash, rinse repeat...... baaahaahahahahahah

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- Ian

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
well honestly i'm pissed off at guys in general right now. you always say how confusing girls are but guys can be just as bad.

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watch out I have BADD
 
It's so much easier to deal with girls when you envision yourself kicking their ass in a fistfight. God they are so weak and bad at fighting.

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
Some guys are bitches, some girls are bitches. W/ any relationship it's all about being honest and not holding things in. If there is a problem talk about it immediately, don't wait, don't stew over it, talk about it. If you know that something is wrong and they don't tell you, pester them till they do and talk shit over like mature adults. What the hell am I talking about anyway???

Smuggs kicks ass
 
Yeah dude, the fun IS the chase.

'Hahha, I like the humpie guy! He's funny. I forget his name again even though he told me. But I know he has a humping icon and is funny like pizza.' -SDot

 
1) what do you mean they don't tell you what to do but they expect you to know? what exactly are you referring to?

2) you say all girls think they're all tough? yeah.. so do guys.

-katie
 
I have no idea what you are trying to tell us?

-Matty

Kill his family and then at his funeral show him the videotape of you killing htem and then when he starts crying throw flour at him and shove poo in his nostrils. -Mikee talking about getting revenge on hackers
 
i agree with skibunnie... guys can be just as confusing

- Sasha

Did you like it? Did it sound kinda hot...

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'Does your mom have a unibrow?'

'What was the guy.. WOAH.. when you press on your throat when you're talking it makes it sounds funny. Neat!'

'Wouldn't it be funny if a guy had like a 20 dollar bill, and went to the cafeteria and bought 20 dollars worth of 25 cent slushies... but then only drank one!'
 
hahaha, 'the fun is the chase'

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_____ I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have had nothing to play with.
 
I love women. Everything about them. Especially backs and bellies. And their cute soft voices.

I don't know karate, but I know Ka-razy
 
personally i have no problem with chicks and there probably wont be because they have some things that i consider redeming qualities

i am Sum Ting Wong praise me- Sum Ting Wong july 5th 2004
 
yea, I like girls. girsl are fun. can be a pain though.

There is this one girl I know who, for some reason, would not talk to me at all for an entire week (i'm saying not a single word. period. even if I was nearby...) and I couldn't figure out why. I asked all her friends and they basically told me 'if you don't know I'm not going to tell you!' (which is kindof a dumb thing to say, because if I DID know, I wouldn't be asking you) Anyways this went on, and when she finally started talking to me, she was still pissed at me for about a month.

To this day (2 years later) I have no clue at all of what I've done. at all. everything was fine, as far as I can tell...

 
why are girls so passive when it comes to approaching a guy. Do the seriously expect me too come up and strike up a conversation? damn my shyness, bust most of all damn their coyness.

I'm huge in Europe
 
*sigh* So many angsty teens with girl problems in the world. This must be whats causing the Emo Fag overload.

Remember guys, cut DOWN THE ROAD, not ACROSS THE WAY!

-Andy

---ppp---
 
im just fucked over that the society looks upon sexual intercourse with such criticism. think the wortld owuld be a much happier place if hoes were allowed to roam the streets

WWW.FACTIONSKIS.COM

Jibberish: Minimizing my grades since 2004.

 
im sick of women too....Fuck em all...I hate bitches...almost too bad that im not gay. Wait, no thats sick.

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buying brand new skis and using them on rails is like buying a new car and driving into telephone poles.

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oaktreely

Ski tips up!
 
^you need to relax, go to the hot girl thread, and realise woman was the best thing to ever happen to you... minus the occasional mishap

 
ive been to that thread...and I know they are pretty sweet from time to time. But recently I havent been getting from them what I want. Also im going through a nasty break up right now with my ex...its very painfull and it all started because of something tottaly stupid and unimportant but its still falling apart. Im just sick of the whoole thing and sick of women.

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buying brand new skis and using them on rails is like buying a new car and driving into telephone poles.

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oaktreely

Ski tips up!
 
dude this is normal girls have this thing called a period which causes them to have crazy mood swings. wait a few days and then everything will be all good

 
^ya he's got it

once you learn to treat women like objects you'll be fine. just be confident

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
Ladys can be dumb. Dudes can be dumb.

Ladys give us erections which is a direct source of hapiness.

BLUNT

IIIIFRNT
 
the worst thing about girls, is that every guy, at one time or another, hates how much they love 'em. or atleast i do

oh well
 
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