FUCK YOU JACKHAMMER GUY

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timoski

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WHY THE FUCK WA SIT NECCESSARY TO STRAT JACKHAMMERING AT 8 O'CLOCK EXACTLY IN THE MORNING YOU FUCKING FAG, YOU STOPPED JUST AS I WOKE UP, YOU JACKHAMMERED FOR POBABLY 10 MINUTES. WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE STARTED AT 10 YOU FAT FUCK

"BASE jumping is the best sport ever evented. Everyone should go out and order "BAse Jumping Baffin Islands" with Shane and Miles. Rails on skies look like roller blading. It's fucking gay and you wanting to watch hours of that shit makes you fucking gay. It's like comparing figure skating to hockey. SOunds like we a a lot of figure skaters on this site."-sno-man
 
someone was chainsawing out side of my house at 6:00 AM today very fun.

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and saint jimmy did approch the rail and the lord did say "hit it you pussy". and saint jimmy did hit the rail and the lord was pleased
 
haha jackhammers those thgins are so fucking loud

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rmada 4 Life

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haha i get pissed at shit like that too

even when people mow their lawns wicked early on the weekends at like 8am on a saturday morning

 
my dog ate a bird today. he's never caught one before.

Jeremy

There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.
 
i got woke up by my mom coming in saying stefanie clarks mom just called. we need to talk. thats much worse than the jackhammer. trust me.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider
 
it reminds me of the seinfeld episode when George drops his keys in the pothole and it got filled, and then he had to pay the jackhammer people to let him try and get his keys back. Then he broke the water main. holy cow

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-Melvs
 
whats more annoying is the builders saying they will be here between 8 and 10 so u get up and they dont rock up until 11.

then u try go back to bed and they are drilling.

makes no sense to me.

 
i still think mines worse. especaly because im 17 and shes 15.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider
 
^hahahahha totally not relevant but made me laugh

-Anthony

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using a key to gouge expletives on anothers vehicle, is a sign of trust, and friendship

 
my dog killing a squirrel, and a rabbit. he only weights less then 20 lbs, and is less then 2 feet long

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

eat.breathe.sleep.ski
 
my pap strats cutting grass before the sun comes up, the neighbors love it

A hand jobs a mans job, yo jobs a blow job
 
outside my window in my dorm (not there anymore) was a huge dumpster/trash compactor. First they would back the garbage truck down the ramp (beeping really fucking loudly) and then they would leave it idling in reverse (loud) while they ran the compactor (loud) and then the hydraulic compressor on the truck to do whatever they do (really loud). Take into account that this happened like every other day and the thing would beep for the whole time. This takes like half an hour and they usually came at 8:00.

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i never wash my hand. hell, i eat pizza while i'm taking a shit.

-seanPISTOL
 
when i was 9 i slept through a jackhammer breaking up our walkway right outside my window. but i also slept through the machines coming in to dig up our pool and i really wanted to see them back then so i got mad hahaah.

-kulpy-

vincepru-"i jibbed a car in a parking lot yester day and the bumper fell off, then i ran."
 
that stuff would happen by my houe alot b4 when they were building houses, at like 7 in the morning just pounding and noise coming from construction sites, then they stop at like 2, its like why didnt u start at 10 or 11 and end at 5 or 6

whats up now bitch

"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

high north session 2
 
haha i slept from 3 to 12 no problem, the painter guy was kinda loud but no biggy

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
to put my brother to sleep wen he was a baby n he was cryin n stuff theyd play really loud music n sit him next to the huge speaker, hed be out in a matter of porlly 2 mins

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-Ryan

breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5

 
yah outside my dorm they were blasting for construction with dynamite for a month strait, it was horrible, the building shook and they had this warning horn that was just as bad,

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Pat

'The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black people are lazy and the white people are just as lazy, but they are mad at the black people for being lazy?'
 
haha thats funny

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Do you suffer from uncontrollable urges to spin, jib and jump off random objects??? if so... we can help. join the "uncontrolable urges to spin off things... while wearing shoes cult" today!!

 
i hate smowplows casue they come around all night nad mad early in the morning waking mew up..and that means we still would have school :(

 
ye i feel ya, my neighbors get mexicans every week and they like start at 7 and pisses me off. Its on the weekends to which is the worst part. During the school week im usually up by 7 so no problem. But them mexicans and them damn lawn mowers

Chris

Dave Murray's Session 4

Have a JIBARITO!
 
ha, here in MT even if they dont plow we still have school, we got like a foot one time, still had school, our busses r hard core

whats up now bitch

"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

"60% of the time it works, everytime"-brian fantana

ACLs suck dick
 
SOMETIMES im glad im deaf as fuck, and then i can just take out my motherfucking hearing aids when i go to bed and not hear SHIT.

I Heart Skateboarding
 
My neighbor does that. But, i get up at 6:15 am for work anyway, so it isn't a factor much of the time.

Park City Water Ramps- July 10th-17th

What will you do with your summer?
 
i think he just did it to piss yyou off. so hire a hitman.

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HACIDIC JEWS ARE SOOO HOT RIGHT NOW!!!
 
that hitman shall be me, assuming he does it again tomorrow morning

"BASE jumping is the best sport ever evented. Everyone should go out and order "BAse Jumping Baffin Islands" with Shane and Miles. Rails on skies look like roller blading. It's fucking gay and you wanting to watch hours of that shit makes you fucking gay. It's like comparing figure skating to hockey. SOunds like we a a lot of figure skaters on this site."-sno-man
 
nothing happened. thank god. i called her house and appologized to her answring machiene and said to call me back if they wanted to talk to me further. they never called back. but aparently this girl still wanted to have a relationship with me. fuck that shit. not after you stab me in the back like that.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider
 
hahaha get used to it. our neighbors have been getting renovations to their kitchen for the past 2 months and every day i wake up to hammering and powertools

NS SKATEBOARD
 
^ nooooo wonder ur always up at like 7:00 in the mourning, and then ur bitchin at me cuz i sleep in till like 12:30......stupid PMS BASTARD

I Heart Skateboarding
 
i got woken up by my mom today at 8 and she comes in my room stands at the doorway for a minute, and says in a low voice

"this is unacceptable"

and walks out.

I am wondering 'what the fuck! I came home 30 min before curfew last night'

'what did i do this time?'

and thats when i rolled over and saw my half naked girlfriend lying next to me and i remembered why i came home early.

believe me, jackhammers in the morning waking you up are better than jackhammers at night that put you to sleep and make you forget to set the alarm.

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'You got like, three feet of air that time!'
 
by the way that is exactly what happened this morning and i still dont know what to say to them

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'You got like, three feet of air that time!'
 
wtf none of that even made sense. Who the fuck is stephanie clark, and why were you not wanting to hear from her parents?

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
some fuckers were using chainsaws and yelling really loud at 4 in the morning right outside my room. some tree fell in the road from a storm we had. that shit pissed me off so bad.

 
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