Fuck you, dad!

jimmychung

jimmychung

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So, I'm online talking to my dad, and then my friend pops up asking if I want to go to lunch with him. As a joke, I say "Fuck you, fag, go die in hell." I press enter, and it doesn't appear in my friend's chat window, but instead in my dad's. He started laughing and called my mom over to see and now they're both laughing and I'm embarrassed. Hahahah I can't believe I just cursed my dad out like that, even if it was a mistake. Even as I was about to press Enter I tried to make sure it was going to my friend and not my dad, but I guess I didn't check hard enough.
 
Disadvantage of the internet-You might call the wrong person a fag

Advantage of the internet-At least that wrong person can't immediatley kick your ass
 
My dad always trys to be "gangster" when hes talking to me online

example:(dad is padug)

padug: imdabossman

Priory Till 420: i bet

padug: shinemashosnigga

Priory Till 420: shine your shoes nigga? i aint no slave boy

padug: wus yo name prioritizeyoassboy mean

padug: till420amopm

Priory Till 420: learn to spell you hick

padug: yoprioritizizalllbaqdboy

padug: time for bed son big day tomorrow.dad

Priory Till 420: riight

padug: is all'of your homowork comp!eted son?

Priory Till 420: yess sir
 
my tries to immitate msn lingo,

he would be like : yo dood lol. hw r u tday. hw wz sk0l.

its terrable, but i think its funny.
 
Why would you talk to you dad by IM/msn? Can't you just talk to him when he's at home?

I never got why kids talk to they're dad's on the internet
 
i would just get called something similar back, then the conversation would continue as per normal.
 
uhh maybe some kids arnt fortunate enough to have parents that live with each other, therefore they cannot see or speak to both parents whenever they want to.

And believe it or not, but some dads actually go on BUSINESS TRIPS!!!! omg!!!! And sometimes its cheaper to talk online they call half way around the world!

dipshit.
 
Yeah my friend before he got a cell phone loved texting people on my phone saying like "fuck you" and shit, and one day my mom texted me about something, not sure what it was about, and he texted fuck you to her. Yeah that took alot of explaining...
 
i did something like that to my mom once, i was talking to somebody else i typed fuck you. hit enter. and i t turns out my mother sent me an im saying hi right as i was about to type. i was grounded for like a week and a half.
 
dude, ive called my dad a fag , my mom a crackwhore its all good

but my friend constantly tells his parents to fuck off like at least 100 times a day not exagerating and then one time he fought his dad well i was over... now his dads an alcholic because his child is such a failure.
 
Once my msn signed by itself, and my father thought it'd be fun to respond to someone...a black drug dealer happened to be the subject.

Dealer: Sup son

Father: Hello, who are you

Dealer: Nigga, you know who da fuck I am

That made for an akward situation
 
^thats funny

BUT, what kind of douchebage types out a ganster accent? Thats like putting in extra effort to sound badly educated.
 
Lil' G did it.

He's now a legend.

This was waayyy back in Grade 8, so acting "cool" was the thing to do.
 
haha my dad is so bad with technology its wicked funny. he asked me for my phone to make a call and i handed it to him and he tried for like 3 minutes to open it and he couldnt do it. and if I said that to my dad hed be pretty fuckin mad, even if it was meant for my friend.
 
My parents text me to remind me of shit I'm supposed to do, but sometimes they try to imitate the slang and its funny.
 
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