Fuck yeah!

lj5

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i just bought 2 pairs of legitamite 100% ups socks, there real ups socks and they were brand new in a labeled ups package. turns out my friends uncle used to work or ups and had some leftover unopened ups socks so i bought 2 pairs for a dollar. i might be able to get hooked up for with some brown ups shorts, you silly fags and your john deer shirts from hot-topic even though you dont even own a tractorl. well i actually receieve ups packages and i didnt get my shit from hot topic so you can all go to hell you lil pussy ass bitches!

this has been my monthly rant on this site /

 
wow, you're really cool. wtf would we want to have that crap for. why dont you just buy a strap on penis you fag.

Dont' come running to me when you cut your legs off with a lawnmower!!
 
are they like knee socks? i dont remember what ups socks look like.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'

'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
 
i have a tractor, its so big, i'll drive it through your house bitch

'my cum went in my open mouth, and long story short, i feel really bad for crack whores.'

-twintipteles
 
ummm.... wtf. UPS clothes are realy cool. yeah.

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'my woman thinks im fuckin one of her best friends and if she keeps bein gay about it im goin to fuck this girl cuz im tired of hearing it'-Lanemeyers

-sticks and snow will break my bones and i will bleed profusely-
 
ohhh shit i just got it i thought he meant like ups socks like the direction up not UPS hahaha i was fucking confused there for a second

go big or go home
 
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