Fuck wedding

[JacheOReally]

this wedding I have to go to is pissing me off, I dont even want to go and I talk to my cousin whos getting married like once a year, I have to cut my hair which I dont want to, and I have to miss the whaleback railjam which I was pumped for, plus, that side of the family is a bunch of asshole who all hate eachother, its a waste of a good saturday.

/rant

 

[daringharry]

darn i thought this would be about a wedding where everybody started having sex.

 

[8ONE657]

THIS WEDDING IS HORSE SHIT!

 

[PAuL_Hellar]

hahah funny shit

 

[californiagrown]

fool weddings are sick. you get as much free alcohol as you want and tons of drunk bitches around. Worst case scenario you get drunk and hang out with some cuties. Seriously don't go into it with a bad attitude, that will get you no wher. go into it like its gonna be such a fun party.

unless thers no alcohol...in which case i fully agree with you

 

[JacheOReally]

since im only 17, the situation would be even more awkward if I were to drink infront of my extended family

 

[easy_cam_steezy]

wooord....

I was like, "Ooooooh, VEGAS?????"

 

[Hansel.]

GET DRUNK FIND A GUN

 

[*Fujative*]

This.
However you 17, and that sucks. Damn.

 

[californiagrown]

you seem to not realize that alcohol is a social lubricant. alcohal makes akward things a hell of a lot less akward. just go to the bar and order drinks like you know what youre doing. don;t get shitfaced, but get a nice social drunk going. thats why weddings are great; everyone can drink from the open bar.

 

[californiagrown]

the bartenders dont give a fuck. they will serve anybody anything. my advice is order the most expensive stuff you can.

 

[proZach]

don't be a pussy

 

[troublemaker3]

get hammed

get rowdy and belligerent

take pictures of your balls with the cameras

dance on the tables naked

fuck bitches

 

[easy_cam_steezy]

AND GET MONEY!

 

[Bassage.]

they know what they are talking about

 

[Six.0.Tree-ski]

dude im felling ya. my cousin who i talk to a couple times a year is also getting married tomarrow. i too am missing the whaleback jam and i had to get my haircut. im in the exact same boat as you.

 

[uni-corn]

Hahahahah oh Aimee..... So funny.

 

[Balto]

same...

i was sad it wasnt

 

[Ethan.G]

fuck same I have to go to my cousins on sunday who I also like only talk to once a year. I'd rather be dirt biking

 

[Mr_Orange]

pretty much exatcly what I was about to say

 

[doublexl]

or even more awesome. getting stoned in front of my relatives is fun cause im just like hahaha fuck yall.

 

[JacheOReally]

haha thats weird

 

[inactive]

thats rough

 

[FUUUCK]

dude I was given beers at 15 from family member atfamily events, 17 is no big deal trust me.Go for it

 

[Squishmitten]

i lol'd yet again....

 

[Skee90]

I flipped a golf cart and had to go the hospital at my cousins wedding.

 

[chimp]

weddings are awesome, get drunk even if your 17 no one cares its a happy celebration im pretty sure your parents/extended family wont mind.

 

[p-fo]

hey maybe you can get some chicks and make it a REAL fuck wedding. *wink *wink

 

[HR8938Cephei]

get drunk then aggressively rape the bride.

 

[jakepwilliams]

werd

 

[eheath]

Get drunk dude, shit its a wedding who cares how old you are.

 

[mmallender.]

this, although that really depends on what country this is going down in though.... i mean us in canadians have it different with the drinking age being 19 when the drinking age in the states is 21. i havent had to deal with his but if someone correct me if i am wrong.