Fuck valentine's day

i'm going to the bar to get sloppy with all the hot lonely bitches who are only looking for a one night stand, god dam i love this holiday!
 
ps - you may be hanging out with the wrong crowd of girls if all you're finding are annoying, dumb, insecure, and boring ones. Stop being bitter and go skiing. It makes EVERYTHING better, and maybe you'll find a hot skier chick who rips while you're there.
 
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