Fuck valentine's day

squeakywaffle

squeakywaffle

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The majority of girls (probably guys too but I wouldn't know, lol) are annoying, dumb, insecure, and boring, and therefore on v-day I am going to drink myself into a stupor and harass people because I'm bitter. I did this last year too.

Anyone else?
 
If I wanted to fuck random girls I would have no problem doing that... I live down the street from the u dub greek houses. Like, a block away. Lots of sluts.

But that doesn't sound like fun to me...
 
My calc teacher made it a man law yesterday that Valentines Day is henceforth no more important than Columbus Day.

Amen.
 
right on dude, i might be in a ver similar situation this year, but we'll see how that works out.
 
Amen to that. Valentine's day shouldn't be a holiday, but steak and blowjob day should be. Actually, that should be everyday. Damn straight.
 
man we all know valentines day is a halmark holiday like mothers and fathers day but unlike those two dates girls are out looking to get laid or if you have a girlfriend its an excuss to take her out do something fancy then take her back home and fuck her brains out ( all sensual and shit of course)

if you weren't such a bitter person you would probably like your life much more

 
I was thinking I might go get laid. Then I realized it's on a wednesday, so instead I'm going to sit in class 'til 10pm then go home and go to sleep.

You're right, most girls are pretty useless, but they're still good for at least one thing.
 
I had a stage where I enjoyed hooking up with random girls... now I'm more in it for someone I enjoy being with and I can't seem to find anyone who both fits that bill and is available to me. I go through relationships like toilet paper because they all turn out to be so insecure and clingy, or crazy.

If some girl comes up to me at a party, whatever, but I'm not going to seek it out because it really doesn't hold that much value for me.

oh and btw i find skiing fun...
 
thank you, for making my day

i hate valentines day, theres no poiint of it and it shouldn't be any sort or type of holiday, but its still a good excuse to get some damn good chocolates
 
Uhg, Capitan Morgan is a cruel mistress... this year I'll be hooking up with PBR. Shes treated me well so far.
 
Fuck that shit. The day after on like 17th we have a dumb ass dance at school where all the preps go and make out with their ugly ass girlfriends. I'm gonna ski and chill with my buddies.
 
I get valentines day presents from my mom. In a creepy way.

But seriously my mom uses valentines day as an excuse to give me money because i don't have time for a job.

:)
 
shit my bad

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i am actually excited, this is the first year i have had a valentine... any excuse to go have dinner and cuddle is tight in my book... not to mention some great holiday sex.
 
Hahaha, agreed... at least with the second part...

Apparently I'm actually celebrating Valentine's Day this year.
 
Cuddle? That's the worst part of sex, boy, what are you talking about? You lose some serious man points for that one haha.

A lot of girls are pretty annoying, I'll give you that, but if you lose some of the cynicism that may help... I'm a bitter son of a bitch but I'll give 'em some leeway. All that being said, fucking right on, Captain for Valentine's should be a proud way to celebrate the holiday.
 
meh i guess we like different things... sex is pretty blah without emotion in it. besides you worries about "man" points anyways haha
 
i agree fuck valentines day. half the girls i know hate it too. no one likes it, and we dont get school off for it. so whats the point of having it
 
I dunno, I'm stoked - I have an excuse to get dolled up for my man, go out to dinner, come back, have a couple beers maybe and watch a movie.
 
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