Fuck Ton of Food

[Nemmy]

My econ class holds food days at the end of each week. A friend and I would like to bring a fuck ton of something to class. Any Ideas?

I was thinking a whole bunch of fried rice or something of that nature.

 

[Toasty.]

spagetti on deck and sour patch kids by the pounds

 

[RimJobber]

Green beans

 

[ILLinoisance]

Is a fuck ton more than an ass ton?

Either way, you should make popcorn and bring it in garbage bags.

 

[Andy_H]

Also what about a shit ton?

 

[ILLinoisance]

From urban dictonary:

A Shit ton is equivalent to 24 metric ass loads, or 1/10th of a fuck ton.

From that, I assume an ass ton is equal to 2 ass loads, so an ass ton is 1/12 a shit ton and 1/120 of a fuck ton.

Pardon my conversions if they're wrong, I can't remember all of chemistry class....

 

[FerrisBueller]

fuck ton > shit ton > ass ton

 

[gotti]

Pot brownies

 

[grapejuice3000+]

thousands of human fingers and toes.

 

[MASkier]

Cheeba chews.

 

[Andy_H]

Thanks for clearing that up for me! Hahaha

 

[CheddarJack]

Donut holes. We have donut holes every Friday in my Econ class. And we watch 5 minutes or so of the breakfast club. It's a dope class. All guys too so we all dick around so much

 

[Petey.]

jasmine rice

 

[SFB]

mmmmmmm crunchy those are my favorite after school snaks.

 

[90053]

we once bought two large roast chickens into a lesson, then a year later the next class brought in a roast muntjac. basically i advise hog roast or other large roasted meats

 

[edai]

Bring in a cow and a machete.

 

[J-C]

cock meat sandwich

 

[t_rob]

I heard you can get some chocolate covered mushrooms in Colorado for $30.

 

[Miomo]

Butter. Just a shit load of butter.

 

[Nemmy]

thanks guys I really dig the popcorn or whole roast animal ideas