FUCK THIS

My life is biting my ass right now. I just moved to VA from CT there is no fuckin skiing here i havent been to a party for ages and all the girls in my school that are hot all got guys so my life is suckin ass right now. Its like freshmen year all over again. I'll be like talking to this girl and then later in the day she'll be like fondling with this other dude. On top of that i found these like stretch marks on my ass that fat people get excpet i'm skinny as fuck.

 
ok...doesn't everyone have that problem once and while? no need for a thread and seriously no need for the capitals

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mista watkins
 
ive torn a hole in my boxers doing squats before.

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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

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I recommend suicide. A permanent solution to a temporary problem!

'My friend's and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard'

Midwest_rep

 
uh yes, i too recommend death

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

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dude being dead is the shit, all the kids are doing it

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

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you need to go up to the biggest dude in the school and kick his ass. Beat him like he owes you money. Beat him til hes hardly breathing, then you'll get the bitches.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
calm down bro, find a hot girl even if she has a bf, and meet her friends, hang ou at sporting friends and be open to all people you gotta start somewhere and work your way up the chain

He who hesitates masturbates
 
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