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Jib-Ninja

Jib-Ninja

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Today i had to go to my probation meeting, i havnt done any drugs in about 7 months, since i got in trouble over Disturbing the Peace fight. But last meeting i had my urine was not yellow so she threw it out and didnt test it. Same thing happened today, so she told me i have to come back tomarrow and if my piss is not yellow then she will violate my probation and i will be sent back to jail for the remainder of my probation *9 months*. I have stayed out of trouble since i got put on probation and havnt done anything wrong...but i can end up going to jail for being hydrated? Could i fight this in court if my pee ends up being clear? /rant
 
drink water tonight, do no piss in the early AM you will have to piss but you will be dehydrated to an extent..
 
either take a bunch of vitamin c, or eat a lot of top ramen. both of those are guaranteed to turn your piss yellow
 
id fight that if you could because thats pretty bullshit. Its about whats in your piss not the color of it.
 
eat alot of yellow food also twill be very interesting if you piss is clear again and you can fight that shit. Oh and iforgot the stoner trick is to take vitamin b12
 
But still. Test it first. He could have been working out and drank a lot of water. It wouldn't go to court because "his piss was clear".
 
man piss. Did he take his test already? or am I missing the date for which he had to urinate once again for his PO?

Or is he in jail?
 
That's bullshit, she can't just throw it out because you're hydrated. Make them test it. Do you normally drink a lot of water?

That aside, b12, vitamin C, and exercise combined with drinking a little less than normal and not urinating first thing in the morning will help.
 
Dont know why anyone hasn't mentioned request a blood test if she throws out your urine again? Aswell as a bloodtest, I would try to fight that, like someone previously mentioned that could help out your case/sentence. And if she was going to violate your probation just by throwing out your urine and you get a bloodtest that proves you right, that can help even more..
 
she's actually not going throw you in jail if you piss clear, its just a threat. no shit shes going to be harsh on you, its a po. its their job to try to straighten you up. she thought you were trying to give her something, but you say youre clean, so chill out. just go in less than hydrated next time

the law is here to protect you, and so is your PO
 
guess how drugs get into your urine...your kidneys filter them from your blood.i'm not an expert but i bet they could find illegal drugs with a blood test. urine is just easier.
 
Get drunk the night before. That will definitely make you dehydrated the next morning. It will also make you have the natty-splattys so you can piss out of your ass if necessary.
 
eh i know when i drink my piss is always perfectly clear, probably because of the high percentage of water in this utah beer :/
 
go in there right in the morning with your first pee if you are sure you are clean. some courts dont care if it is diluted ( clear pee) but some will make you sit there for hours until you pee yellow and if you leave they violate your probation because they think you are diluting your piss, go in the morning so your first piss is in the cup, or tell them to send it to the lab and test it for gravity or creatine which will really show if it is diluted or not. It might cost up to 50 dollars but it is better than spending time in jail. One time I had to go to work but my piss was to clear so i said i would go to another court by tomorrow and have the test faxed (bc i lived an hour away from my probation courthouse) , might cost a few extra dollars, but i said that some courts dont care. I did 18 months probation at a court that didnt give a fuck if your pee was clear. had to be a hint yellow but not much. Smoked like 2 times a week and never got caught. Dilution method, skinny body, workout every day except 2 days before the test. depends on metabolism and body fat since thc is stored in fat. timing is key, google it
 
OP thats so stpuid piss doesnt have to be yellow. dumb bitch doesnt know anything. Claer piss is actually better, means your not dehydrated (good thing) you could def contest that if she violates your probation cause you have no control over the color of your piss
 
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