FUCK THE EAST

NoTeefa

NoTeefa

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represent, word.

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founding member and official jedi master of the erich's penis fan club.

proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
no. FUCK YOU, you and the rest of you easterners, and your good snow year, damn you to hell

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founding member and official jedi master of the erich's penis fan club.

proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
whoa..easy tiger you do know like 50% or probably more of this site is from the east right?

You beamed to the wrong planet this time, with a hot pink phaser and one line, before getting morphed into faggot dust.

 
yea, but they're in the east and im over here in the west, so they cant do shit except talk shit to me over the internet

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founding member and official jedi master of the erich's penis fan club.

proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
ya, we can't do shit cept ski. and guess what, the east will always have ice between moguls, and we do now. it's a good year but it could still be better.

*all hail to the mighty gods of snow*

 
FUCK THE MIDWEST!! thats what i say. we just made shitloads of snow but they don't mke any jumps. We ahd a sweet jump fer the big air comp. but then they tear it down and make a pile of snow. thats what they r tryin to make, a pile of snow with no lip and nuthin. it is gay here but we just go an inch of new snow HORRAY!! NO!

 
thats balonie

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ya u rat bastard, u people always get the good snow its about time we got some also.

TRY EVERYTHING EVEN IF IT MEANS, KICKING YOUR OWN ASS
 
east coast isn't sucking ass this year though. hell even the shitty mountains have sick parks and a ton of snow.

 
the midwest has a nice base of ice with a half inch of fresh man made snow. Not bad.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
THE EAST FUCKS YOU ALL BACK!!!

:) this is the first year we've ever had snow... come on, just give us ONE year, and then you can have the goddamn good weather back.

SKI, SEX, AND FUCKING ROLL!!

*When you call my name it's like a little prayer

I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there

In the midnight hour I can feel your power

Just like a prayer you know I'll take you there*

The Official Dominatrix of the Official Jedi Master of the EPFC
 
how bout you just fuck ME back? anyways, its not that i wish bad snow upon you guys, its just that we have like a quarter of how much snow we should have over here, and im kinda pissed off about it

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founding member and official jedi master of the erich's penis fan club.

proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
its not what you should have... just what you're used to having, eh?

and yeah... brilliant-- the east fucks YOU back :)

SKI, SEX, AND FUCKING ROLL!!

*When you call my name it's like a little prayer

I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there

In the midnight hour I can feel your power

Just like a prayer you know I'll take you there*

The Official Dominatrix of the Official Jedi Master of the EPFC
 
no no, how bout YOU just fuck ME back, you can even use that whip that you like so much

right now, im worried that our season wont even last through march (usually i can ski through may), im also worried that hood and whistler wont have enough snowpack for summer skiing, which would blow donkey balls

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founding member and official jedi master of the erich's penis fan club.

proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
well fuck both coasts i am stuck in the midwest where there are no mountains and no snow! we can only dream of getting half the snow you guys get and seeing as i am a broke ass college student i cant go visit either coast so damn you all!

Gotta love the midwest
 
california's having a pretty average year, base depths like 10-14 feet. not much snow in the forecast though

 
my area averages 400 inches a year, right now we have about 60

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founding member and official jedi master of the erich's penis fan club.

proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
we at red mountain are doing pretty sweet right now. fresh snow just about every other day with the occasional fat ass dump

AMA-RIP
 
killy is over 200', as of 1/10 they surpassed last year's season total. BUT we need more.

*all hail to the mighty gods of snow*

 
my area had 7 in. last year at this time and now we've gotten 68 in. so far this year...

When there is no grass on the field, play in the mud

-Pep Fujas
 
the east does generally suck but this year is great we actually skied before christmas!!!!

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