Fuck the Dew Tour

big ups to all the athletes for throwing down. gus kenworthy coming out and for the first time ever "hucking really hard", since TJ schiller 2 years ago did exactly the same trick. tom wallisch and jossi wells doing a double cork 1080 eight times in a row. that was killer to watch. kai malher or whatever for doing the same trick he did in every competition he has been in for the last year. and henrik, start hucking you fucking goon. you have to wait until you leave the lip to start hucking if you want to get anywhere near 1620.
 
I heard Alli didn't want a winner that would blow shitloads of money at the bar, not only on himself but the compulsory 10% of his winnings to be paid out to his fellow competitors in alcohol so Alli predetermined the youngest competitor to win to try to cover up skiing's party boy image in attempt to try to make the Dew Tour seem more family friendly.
 
You clearly have no idea what you're talking about. Please rethink your life and consider switching sexes.
 
vincent gagnier and henrik were the only ones doing stuff that i truly enjoyed watching. Geopper looked like a fucking aerialist boner
 
I don't even get coverage of it up here in Canada... No ESPN or NBC sports from any of the local providers... FUUUUUUU!
 
Judges award style but a steezy sw dub 10 isn't gonna beat a harder trick thats stomped clean
 
Thought this would be appropriate #hype

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