Fuck The Canadians

hahahaha oh god thats the stupidest thing i have heard all day.. well hate us all u like buddy.. whatever makes you feel better
 
Uh... the hockey team is spelled "Canadiens", with an E... just say the Habs, then no one gets confused.

And they're the shit. Ribeiro wut.
 
This will settle everything, even if you were talking about the hockey team

Finally a joke that explains what it's like to be Canadian...

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.

Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He

inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of

satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look

Michael, look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet,"

replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's

going to be a place of great balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still

confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example,

Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while

Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a

hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there

is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different

countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be

very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large landmass in

the top corner and asked, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's

Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains,

lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline. The people from Canada

are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be

found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and

high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and

carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice

hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; "What about

balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!" God replied wisely. "Wait

until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them...."
 
yea, instead of saying you hate all canadians you should have specified that you hate a specific canadian hockey team (e.g. i hate those damn toronto maple leaves).
 
Yeah, who doesn't hate the Leafs. Hell, I was born in Toronto and half my family lives there and I still hate them.

And seriously... Canada sucks? Visiting the US almost makes me nauseous. No joke.
 
hahahahaha you are the fucking idiot that forgot to mention you are talking about a hockey team and not the whole country
 
Haha our Navy consists of less submarines than the West Edmonton Mall...but we will still win...right?
 
2 subs we bought 2nd hand and a raft with a gun in a hand gun!...yeah i would say our navy slays
 
if you don't like hokcey, get out of my country, egypt would welcome you hockey hating a-holes. and who doesn't hate the leads? 8-o? go sens
 
We always used to rip on Canada for some reason. Just kinda died out tho. I don't have a problem with canada. You guys are alright in my book. And I'm kinda jealous becuase there are some places where you can buy buds in shops. Thats sweet.
 
yep here it is

OhCanada!.jpg
 
^Alberta and Quebec anyways.

And seriously... "Canadians" and "Canadiens". Really now.
 
the detroit red wings are a very good team that most likley will win everything. that is what i have come to understand by watching most of their games. and we arent even canadian.

actually we arent that american either...
 
now why would you hate canda, you realize that if it wrrent for canada, ...

you suck

(harveys canadian)
 
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