FUCK THE 1 FOOT GRIND

what the fuck does this thread have to do with ninthward... this is about how GAY ONEFOOTED GRIDNS ARE AND HOW PEOPLE WHO LIKE THEM ARE GAY

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''If you are what represents Ninthward, I hope direly that the company burns to the ground.''

How to put this... er... well, how about: before you go too far with this 'High road, I'm the intellectual around here' thing, could you possibly explain to me how one can hope for something 'direly'?

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dire

adj. dir·er, dir·est

1. Warning of or having dreadful or terrible consequences; calamitous: a dire economic forecast; dire threats.

2. Urgent; desperate: in dire need; dire poverty.

Look it up. Stop posting.

 
your a retard tosh....so what if you did a 1 footer on a 20ft rail...tahts small. try doing it on and urban downrail. try doing sw on to backslide. hell try doing a 50 50 to backslide to blindside switchup to frontslide. it gets so techy. skiing progression needs 1 foots. a tailpress is so much easier than a 1 foot. by the way what kind of 1 foot did you do?

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Ever think that the judges wanted to see some thing diffrent? Fuck i was so sick of watching people do normal grinds on that damn flat bar and starting to get sick of 450s on. And Tosh you need to grow the fuck up and stop being a little bitch.

 
according to tosh and lilgreen, 'anyone who likes 'one footers' (backslides, fastslides etc) must be a homosexual....aight tosh lube up y'anus ima pound some jizz up ya rectum

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same kind as gagnier on a rail just as long. i could do it on any rail i want to but the point is its gay

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how about you do a 270 to nosepress on a downrail, or a nollie lipslide tailpress on a flat down. how about a switch tailbutter 180 to 270 nosepress on a flatbar?

Truth is, you can get really tech on presses and it doesnt look like tapdancing on rails.

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Like any other trick, how you do it is what matters. He just lifted up one ski a bit and slid on the other one, it looked smooth. If he would have grabed his boot with one hand and rolled up the window with the other arm, then its a whole different story.

 
the tricks can definetly be technical, but that doesnt make it look any more cool. Its still is going to look lame.

dude...nollie tailpress, bluntslides or a noseblunt, those are way more technical just to do it, then to put style into is even harder.

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any trick done wrong or badly will look like shit. if a bunch of groms in the park make cork 5's look bad does that mean its a gay trick? a backslide done well with the right steez can look good and there doesnt have to be any tapdancing going on. we gotta take all the newer tricks (butters, nose presses/slides, backslides, fastslides etc) and show the rest of the world that skiers have a huge bag of tricks to bring to jibbing.

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backslides and fastslides are steezy as hell. EXTREMELY hard to do. Don't be hatin' on em.



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if ninthward is about drawing a line between skiing and rollerskating, sign me up. haha and props to whoever refered to it as 'tapdancing on rails' its so true.

this whole argument is pretty gay in general though. we're talking about how skiers slide rails as though its some formidable facet of the sport. ski some moguls or powder or what have you. do ollies. whatevs. carve some turns.

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i dotn get why yorus o against it..lo;ok, you can do all those ssw butter and shit you mentioned but onto a 1 foot instead of railpress. same thing just diff grind. your ignorant. just be more open minded. i bet you skateboard too

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well atleast i know gagnier and misty7 agree...im gonna keep doing them, gagniers gonna keep doing them. so us rolelrbladers will keep doing them and well be super dooper techy with shit

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dag you do talk shit. then you apologize? man, stand up for yourself....tha is unless you are full of shit then you are just plan old stupid.

 
The one foot looks fucking sick, who cares where it came from. It's being done on skis and it looks dooope as hell. Where is all this hate coming from? What does it matter to you if gangier is doing sick one footers?

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I saw a guy do a one-footer when he pulled his ski up and grabbed it. he unoffically called it a lui kang slide. Which i guess sorta makes sense. Didn't look too stylie, but better than a normal one-footer.

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wow is it the ninthward skis that make ur whole team retarded, everytime i get on ns i see a new stupid thread from one of u guys... fuck... ur just pissed ur local pro got his ass kicked by a kid with a quarter as good as a mountain as u and tanner, the one foot is stylie and hard as hell on handrails... u think ur good but ur not that good at all, ur a fucking faggot pc rider that will prolly get drunk and get ur ass kicked like ur stupid freinds...its u that disgrace skiing and u really need to die. and for everyone else, if u would notice charles threw the most perfect sw UNNATURAL rodeo 7 i have ever seen, along with the sickest sw 10 with a beautiful grab, he deserved to kick tanners ass hands down

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Guys, guys, guys..

it is just a grind and it has nothing to do with rollerblading.. as a matter of fact, Charles skateboards..

You can like it or not.. it is just a personnal opinion.

Progression is what you want it to be.. and if you dont like something, just dont do it!

Now.. go SKIING!

 
Best rail skier on earth exercises his right to end the discussion... so that's all, folks. No more. 4 pages was enough.

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one-footers are dope.

or, are they gay, because they came from rollerblading? if you believe that, maybe grinding urban rails is gay, too. after all, rollerbladers were doing that before skiers. maybe corked spins are fucking gay, too. fucking homo rollerbladers do it. taking off fakie must also be gay, because pussy rollerbladers do it.

here are some other things in skiing that fucking suck, because sucky, stupid, smelly rollerbladers do them:

unnatural tricks;

bomb-drops;

gaps;

grabs;

grinding rails;

handplants;

halfpipe; ...

yeah. FUCK HALFPIPE BECAUSE IT IS JUST SOMETHING THAT FAGGOT ROLLERBLADERS DO. and, while you're at it, FUCK SKIING; BECAUSE THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS THAT SKIERS DO THAT ARE EXTREMELY SIMILAR TO THINGS THAT ROLLERBLADERS DO. AND, THAT IS GAY, BECAUSE THE COOL KIDS AT MY SCHOOL -- THE ONES WHOM I WANT TO BE LIKE -- SAY THAT ROLLERBLADING IS NOT COOL.

charles gagnier is a fucking stud. the one-footer is fucking difficult, and it is fucking cool.

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also, maybe another deciding factor for gagnier was that, rather than dragging his hand on the landing, he stomped his HUGE SWITCH 1080 TAIL GRAB at the end of his run. having a clean run is important -- even if you're tanner. fuck, i think that jon should have been in second.

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Tosh peter u useless piece of fuck congratulation ur the new idiot on NS U just made a fool of urself and I will consider ur point when I will see u do a back slide with style on a staircase but until then please do everybody a favor and shut up

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now i didn't see either of the runs but i can pretty much conclude that in the rail part of the course Tanner did win, yet unfortunately a slopestyle takes the riders through the WHOLE PARK. From the previous readings i could tell that Charles had a better over-all run. So i think that Gagneir deserved to win.

And as much as the 1-footed rail isn't very hard i can see alot of variations coming from it in the future so don't bring it down to hard. And don't forget that people like DAVE CRICHTON made the 1 foot grind look sweet in 'ready fire aim'.

Don't stop a new idea in it's path because something kickass could come from it.

 
I still maintain that the sport that in most likelihood had the first member slide a rail of some sort is skiing merely because of its age. That being said, I'm a big fan of 5050s, the others arent bad either.

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I have just one thing to say,,,,,Who invented the flat spin?? Anybody know??? It's Jonathan Bergeron ....He won a gold medal in rollerblade a couple year ago . He was the first ever (any sport) to do a flat spin...so tanner is probably gay because he's able to do alley oop flat spin in the pipe. You know what..Tanner buy the Dealy bread ( rollerblade magazine) every month. You don't trust me ???Tell Jp auclair about that.

So Tosh practice yourself to be the best and don't try flat spin it's gay.

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you try to make smothing out of your post but you came up short on every sentence, all I got out of it was that some jackass rollerblader did a flat spin.

That doesnt change that I think one footers look lame.

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I just have to say....this entire forum made me laugh. It's a one-footed grind, it's just another trick. Anyone who can seriously get THIS ANGRY over one trick pulled by an amazing skier should just go stomp daffies and backscratchers in the park all day.

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I THINK THAT ROLLERBLADING INFLUENCE IS ALL GOOD AND IM DOWN WITH ALL OF IT. BUT THAT DOSE NOT CHANGE MY OPINION ON HOW FUCKING GAY LOOKING THAT EASY FUCKING GRIND IS. I CANT GET OVER THE FACT THAT EVERYONE ACTUALLY THINKS THIS GRIND IS COOL. IT LOOKS BAD AND SLOPPY AND I KNOW BY EXPERIENCE THAT IT IS FUCKING EASY.

PROGRESSION SHOULD BE GOING TOWARDS TAIL AND NOSE PRESSSES AND EVE TAILCROOKS AND OVERCROOKS AND SHIT

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well, i disagree on everything you say, except for rollerblade influence. what your saying is that progression should be limited, i cant see how thats good. its one thing to have some emphasis on presses and shit, but theres more than just that... and you say that you know from experience theyre easy? well your full of shit. try it in a comp setting like the x games on a handrail such as it is, you will eat your words. charles made it look rather easy, but its not

iannick and simms gave excellent insight too, which completely blew you out of the water tosh

and enough with the caps, shit. cant take you seriously with that shit

 
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