Fuck tha cops/retarted ppl

estaked

estaked

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Well tonight and almost every night my friends and I go down to the local high school to do some skatin' well there is this neighor that calls noise complantes on us. So we go to the otherside of the school but that does stop them from calling then the cops have to come tell us all the bs like: report our info, etc. and say you know your lucky u didn't get the $300 ticket. And they say since were all over 18 we have a mandatory jail sentance. WOW! all for a noise complaint! Then since it was raining (skate area is undercover) and cold my buddy gets up and asks if he can get his sweatshirt but the other cop goes STOP! dont move but my friend say hey can ijust get my shirt and she says no but then he ask can u get it for me? she says NO and she pushes him down and tells him that he is lucky he didnt get handcuffed. HAHAHA isn't this funny shit? I cant belive Eugene fuck! well any1 else have good stories. Oh yeah this is like the 4th time we have been stopped by the cops @ a place we could skate @ any time during the night.

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All your family was assitant pimps. My pimpin' comes from a family tree, my grand daddy was a pimp my great great granddaddy was a pimp, i'm talking 'bout pimpin' since been pimpin' been pimpin' since been PIMPIN'!!!!!!!!
 
yeah they could of like they time i got my mip the chick cop was on the biggest power trip ever im mean just bec you have power dosent mean you can be a dick to people naw i mean?

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All your family was assitant pimps. My pimpin' comes from a family tree, my grand daddy was a pimp my great great granddaddy was a pimp, i'm talking 'bout pimpin' since been pimpin' been pimpin' since been PIMPIN'!!!!!!!!
 
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word josh hahaha you were way fucked up hahahaha

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All your family was assitant pimps. My pimpin' comes from a family tree, my grand daddy was a pimp my great great granddaddy was a pimp, i'm talking 'bout pimpin' since been pimpin' been pimpin' since been PIMPIN'!!!!!!!!
 
the only time we got hassled is when my friend was hanging out a window of a car and tossing small containers of ketchup at signs / schools. haha we had it coming to us but he was like your 18 we will put you in the lock up and there are some bad people in there that do bad things! haha fuckin cops

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
yeah this one time it dumped mad pow and we had a great day so we started throwing snowballs @ signs then we started onto cars hehehehe. When we got to town there was a cop waiting for us. Well it ended up being the longest interigation ever it took like an hour wow just 4 snowballs. i bet someone else has one like that anyway he said it was criminal mischivef and i could be fuck cause im 18 but nothing ever happened.

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'If I was a smart man I would tell you everthing I knew and give to you every time you needed a talking to what would that do?

Teach you my guidlines so you could be a cheerleader at your own game on the sidelines!'

-Slug of Atmosphere

All your family was assitant pimps. My pimpin' comes from a family tree, my grand daddy was a pimp my great great granddaddy was a pimp, i'm talking 'bout pimpin' since been pimpin' been pimpin' since been PIMPIN'!!!!!!!!
 
one time i was sittin in math class and this one kid was about to get kicked out of the class so he just went to the back of the class and waited for the principle. Being the nice guy I am I let him borrow my issue of Stuff Magazine. So finally the principal comes to get the kid and he hands me the magazine. The principal FREAKS OUT. Hes like 'GIVE ME THE MAGAZINE!!!!!' So I'm like 'okay' and hand it over. As i'm handing it to him he freaks out and is like 'NOW!!!!!!!'. It was so funny. He probably took it back to his office and did some extracurricular activities. If you know what i mean.

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haha She-Cops are a joke! they have to try to be so fuckin tough cuz no one respects them but they just come off as being bitches.

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
lmao, yeah women cops are on a power trip wow relax lady.

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'If I was a smart man I would tell you everthing I knew and give to you every time you needed a talking to what would that do?

Teach you my guidlines so you could be a cheerleader at your own game on the sidelines!'

-Slug of Atmosphere

All your family was assitant pimps. My pimpin' comes from a family tree, my grand daddy was a pimp my great great granddaddy was a pimp, i'm talking 'bout pimpin' since been pimpin' been pimpin' since been PIMPIN'!!!!!!!!
 
1ce i was in a mall n i was running to get somewhere n this women cop stopped me n i was like i hav 2 catch the bus, n she said y r u running? n i said i hav 2 catch the bus! n she was like dont give me any additude or ill hav 2 cuff women mall cops r the worst cuz they hav like the lowest rank n there women so they think they hav 2 act all tough

Concept_dude
 
lol, mall rent-a-cops are the best. I want to get in a fight with one of them, it would be funny, until you got arrested. Just likea high speed chase, be so much fun, until you got arrested

Originally Posted by Phunk

'Nobody will see your nice skis while you're crying in the dark, pussy.'

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We have this Kid down the street that hate me and makes up shit and calls the Police. Well one time he said that I punched his 9 year old sister at the time I was 14. Well we have a Super nice house and the fat ass white cop came over and said 'Well do you own this house or do you rent' and said we own it. He said you guys own the House Im like Yeah. Well he was a racist bastard because Im part Mexican and my Mexican side shows. And he was saying since I was Mexican that My Dad cant have a Nice House. That is why I Hate Pigs

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yeah, today some kid at my school got jumped by 3 big guys at lunch right by a local plazza. they kicked the crap out of him and took his jersey he had on the the rent-a-cops that all stand around to yell at kids just stood there and watched it and didnt do anything untill after the guys left. the funny part was all they did was call the real cops... stupid rent a cops

 
thatz pretty gay, i feel sorry 4 that kid... was the kid a fag?

MOMMY every1 at school throws rocks at me!!!
 
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i think the cops r alright. me and my buds always set up rails around our town and people always call the cops, they come and talk to us but they dont care if we keep doing the rail. i love it. their like, you shouldnt be doing this but since your already set up and doing it i guess you can keep going, and then they just leave. its awsome, its happend like 3 times to us

kjfreerider
 
i got a speeding ticket thrice.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
if any of you hav the movie forward if you go to special features therez the thing where scott hibbert does like the cork 3 and then unatural cork 3 n then cork 7 off those ledges.... n the cop that talkz 2 them is the greatest

MOMMY every1 at school throws rocks at me!!!
 
huckster stfu man my sig is better than yours hahahaha! yeah cops can be dicks sometimes just big ego trips.

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'If I was a smart man I would tell you everthing I knew and give to you every time you needed a talking to what would that do?

Teach you my guidlines so you could be a cheerleader at your own game on the sidelines!'

-Slug of Atmosphere

All your family was assitant pimps. My pimpin' comes from a family tree, my grand daddy was a pimp my great great granddaddy was a pimp, i'm talking 'bout pimpin' since been pimpin' been pimpin' since been PIMPIN'!!!!!!!!
 
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