Fuck teachers

comeatmebro

comeatmebro

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m gonna rant in here, cause its not worth a thread.

so yesterday

im in chem lab, and the teacher comes up and says

"shawn, give me your

phone".

me "uh why?"

her "cause you were using it"

me "no i wasnt, i

was seeing if i brought lunch money cause i have warm ups on and dont

have my wallet"

her "either give me your phone or you get written up

for that and insabodination(sp?)"

me " i wasnt using it, your not

getting my phone"

her "fine with me, well see if your so smart tomorrow when you talk to the principal."

she is a fucking cunt, she basically didnt even let me explain. she is the worst teacher ever she just talks the entire time, we havent even opened our books yet or been assigned to and have a test tomorrow on chapter 1. fast forward to today.

i get called to the office, and im thinking im gonna show laslo whats up that bitch.

i asked not to see mr. talerico, cause he is a dick head. i had to see him though.

him "mrs laslo says you were using your phone as a way of communication during class, and then refused to give it to her saying she couldn't have it.

me "wow, way for her to tell a one sided story.

him "well please tell me what happened then"

me " i was counting money for lunch, cause the bell was gonna ring in like 2 minutes. i was wearing soccer warm up pants, and didnt remember how much money i brought. i guess she though i was using my phone and told me to give it to her. i wasnt though."

him "so your phone was out, and you were going to use it but didnt get a chance?"

me "alright, seriously i am sick of this stupid stuff just give me my detention, you are an idiot."

him "5 days, do you need a pass to get back to class?

me "no ill be fine"

him "if you leave this office without a pass i will give you more detention"

me "jesus christ just do what you have to do before i flip out.

seriously, i hate this shit. i get in trouble a decent amount in school, but at least i actually do something wrong. fuck this is probably long and pointless and i dont even fucking care.
 
ignore that first part, i typed most of this in someone elses thread but got so pissed while typing it i decided it was indeed worthy of a thread.
 
thats ridiculous.

I got chucked out of my form group 2nd day of last year for missing assembly. My teacher said she'd stopped me in the hallway and told me to go and that I'd said 'no'.

I hadn't seen any teacher let alone spoken to them, and the other 2 girls didn't get a word said to them about it.
 
wow that makes mine not seem so bad haha.

my parents probably wont believe me either, so im prob. not gonna have a phone for like a week or so.

i have soccer practice, and he gave me 5 days to make up 5 detentions, which isnt happening cause im not missing soccer. i was wearing my jersey today and he says, you dont play any sports do you? i say yeah, im wearing my soccer jersey. he says, oh that sucks for you, you shouldnt of made that mistake...i was about to punch him in the face today.
 
^haahahahahahahah buttfucked by him nice

and thats gay dude, teachers can be ridiculous, im gonna get a detention tommorow for skipping "work period" which isnt required but i forgot to go sign out...then they will act like i commited a murder during detention and so on...the detention lady thinks im the worst kid ever because last year i was late to study hall 4 times 1st period and got a detention for it.
 
hah, but yesterday some teacher was shoeing me and my friends away from the school since we had senior privelages (thats right they force us to get off campus if we dont have a class) and i was with a few friends when the principle came up and he started telling us the usual and i was like "aight lets bounce yo" and he goes "lets bounce...yo?" haha i was like "yeah you heard me nigga you know how i do, let bounce" and walked away...i dont think he likes me anymore.
 
maybe if you weren't a straight up dick to both your teacher and the principal (especially the principal) you wouldn't have gotten in trouble. It's amazing what acting like a normal person rather than a punk-ass teenager can get you. You should try it some time.
 
"Huntersville police said Grubbs is the founder of a non-profit group called "Swinging With Kids," which raises money for children's sports.

Investigators said they're trying to learn more about that group."
 
no dude it was "Swinging For kids" or maybe Fore. it was like a charity golf tourney. it was supposed to happen but then he started to get investigated and it never happened. i was in the beta club at school because everyone thought it was cool and we were supposed to help. wsoc is a news stationa and they are always wrong.
 
i had a right to be a dick to both of them. i was nice to my teacher, who gave a smart ass remark of well see how smart you are tomorrow when you see the principal or whatever she said. and the principal who completely ignored what i said, and didnt even listen to me. fuck that i will give them respect when they at least consider what i say. until then i will act like a punk ass teenager.
 
thats the reason why im becoming a teacher. Not to abuse power, but be the tolken ski bum math teacher so kids will like coming to my class.
 
yeah we have a teacher like that at my school and i got my phone taken away because my mom called my phone to leave a message about taking the dog out and i took my phone out BETWEEEN CLASSES on my way to LUNCH, keep in mind id never spoken to this teacher before in my life. upon going to the principals office the principal told me this teacher goes around busting kids and trying to get certain number of phones a week....wow someone has no life

 
haha. that like the total opposite of a teacher i have. last year some kids would call him big fuck instead of mr.johnson and he would respond normally. and he tells us storys about how his hot, ittalian-hawaiian, x wife, who banged all his friends, shot at him with a harpoon gun.
 
If that shit ever happened to me I'd argue it all the way to the top. and me and my parents know people at the top so if I really didn't do something I would just not get in trouble. But give em hell dude, I fuckin hate that bullshit abuse of power.
 
man that sucks

last year in film class my teacher MADE us use windows movie maker and i got so pissed off and just took all the footage home and brought it to school on a little flash card. So after we show our video (which was waaayyy better then anyone elses we actually got applause haha) he tells me to go see him (none of the rest of my group) and says...i noticed you did this at home...im like yeah well i wanted to use premier i think it came out better...so he sent me to the principals office and i got in trouble for not doing anything in class(cause i finished early at home no one does anything in there anyway) and aparently they thought i uploaded some virus on their computer it was the biggest pile of shit ive ever heard i couldnt use a computer there for like a month and he failed me on the project and gave the rest of my group an A.

that was long but that sucked...
 
Damn that all sucks...

In english I said Fuck for some reason, and the teacher was just like dont say that again. I was like ight, and it was no big deal...

guess I was a little luckier
 
Fuck that teacher. I hate when you are smarter than your teacher and they just own you because of it. Happens to me all the time.
 
in middle school i called my history teacher a dueche bag because he kept telling me to pull my pants up even tho i pulled them up so high my balls were gonna start tearing so i got stuck in in school suspesnion for 2 days
 
oh fuck my gym teacher tells me that all the time too

and he got so mad at me for wearing skate shoes...and there like a size to small and theere tied right but NO skate shoes are gonna fall off so then he tries to pull them off my foot haha funniest thing ever cause it took him like 30 seconds then hes finally like there!

so then he said i couldnt wear them cause they flexed in the wrong place....i proceeded to tell him how stupid that was seeing as how were playing capture the flag...he shut up after that
 
aha i went to an inner city school, and my vice principal was also the athletics director, and i played 3 varsity sports all 4 years of HS so i never got SHIT, if i fucked up a class i could get a grade changed from a c to a b no problem, shit was sick, i never got in trouble for half the shit i pulled.
 
i used to scream fuck in the halls and one time a teacher was right behind me and was like dont say that again . i was like wooow
 
i feel ya man

i got kicked out of blueprinting class today because i was reading my print. the fucking teacher kicks me out at least 2 times a week and i get 2 detentions everytime i get kicked out its bullshit. so today i had enuff so i knocked over a comp and called him a fucking cunt then walked out to myc ar and drove home. im debating wether or not to go back to school ever again.
 
hahaha today i got my lab back and got a 56, and it was soo bullshit becuz i had my biology teacher from last year(cool guy) check it over and he said it was pretty well written. i got it back, saw i got a 53, so i quietly said "definatly has sandy fucking vagina.", loud enough for her and a few friends to hear. i guess in my school you can say that, she heard and did not say a word.
 
i see this came up again, and i decided i wasn't gonna do the detentions. i just got 2 more for not serving them in the time he gave me, which was the 27th but i havent done one yet so its impossible for me to do 4 by tomorrow. my dad is going to the school tomorrow and fucking ripping him a new asshole.
 
thats such bullshit, i hate teachers like that, they fucking all take eachothers side and never listen to you. pisses me off. its like that alot in adult child conflicts
 
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