Fuck tacobell

RICK_ROSS

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so anyway im trying to be good to the environment by riding my bike and/or i dont have my license.
Its about 9:30 and im realy hungary. Taco Bell is closed, but THANK GOD there drive through is open. I got to order on my bike.... nothing. I wait for a little over a minute.... nothing. I think to myself there are no cars, ill just bike up to window and place my order.... nothing. Its not like they dont see me. I wave, a few mexicans wave back "oh look at the friendly white boy" or sompthing like that. This goes on for a few minutes until i knock on the glass. Finally someone who speaks english comes to the window. "im sorry we dont serve bikes."
There are NO cars within a mile, I have money, gas is approaching $5 a gallon, and the indoor area is cosed. FUCK THAT

I would like to say that i would never go to taco bell again but i'll probably be back in less than 48 hours

Sparknotes: taco bell wouldn't sever me because i was on a bike.
 
eh almost all the fastfood chains have policies against serving people on bike/foot, due to liability shit and stuff. Lame, but its nothing new nor is it exclusively a taco bell thing.
 
if they dont have a bike rack outside, which i assume they dont cause most of them around here dont, then what are you supposed to do? and they dont let you take the bike inside so wtf. if everyone is so environmentally conscious now we should definitely be making it easier to do things without cars. but we're not.
 
ya fast food is outrageously gay about that kinda stuff. spring break our motel was next to a shitload of fastfood places, and i walked through a taco bell one night, got served and then went to do it the next night and they wouldnt gimme my mofuckin crunchwrap supreme. mexico sucks like that
 
yeah once my brother and his friend tried to go through a wendys drive through on their skateboards but they wouldnt serve them
 
that sucks dude, but to be honest, i love taco bell so much that they can't do no wrong. Just hearing you mention taco bell makes me want to chow down on some cheesy gordita crunches.
 
I used to race DH mountian bike and this one time after my race run I was super hungry, so directly after came across the finish line, I kept coasting all the way down to the McDs across the street into the drive through. Full face helmet, gogs, jersey, the works. They still served me.
 
Get some pasta, sauce, some mushrooms, a little cilantro, and maybe some french bread with butter....

They won't turn you back at the grocery store, it will taste so much better, and be better for you.
 
tha same thing happened to me and my friend at a dunkin doughnuts drive through. its lame, but it makes sense. although, i dont think the store was closed, we just thought itd b fun to drive through on our bikes.
 
I dunno that really is unfortunate, but think of all the good that has come for bicycles. Bike paths, a hell of a lot of bike racks, you have to give bikes 3ft of space to a bike where i live, etc.
 
mcdonalds wouldnt serve me and my friends walking through the drive through. Its bullshit, we had money and there were no cars around
 
i dont think u understand tacobell dave. its a fast food revolution. it also makes this world go around.
 
i bet you didnt even atempt to rap the taco bell rap. if you rap they will always give you the 89c cheesy beef
 
samezies about the walkin through. maybe u need to ditch the bike in a bush, order the luxury meal, then hop back on ur whip and cruise home with the biggest grin in the world.
 
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