Fuck Swishers

Mules

Mules

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So yesterday I was rolling a blunt with a swisher and I noticed that the wrap starting splitting so I peeled of part of the wrap and laced inside the wrap was a fucking dead mosquito. This was like the only time I peeled off part of the wrap and looked and there happened to be a fucking dead bug. Thankfully I didn't smoke the dead bug but I would have if I didn't peel off that part.

Moral of the story I found a dead bug in a swisher. And I don't know if its just me but I haven't been able to get swishers to stick after you roll them. Has anyone else been having this trouble?
 
i smoke hair, bugs, dirt, and all sorts of other shit when I scrounge weed from the floor of my car and its totally fine. you're smoking it man not eating it
 
i used to roll swishers but then i just started using the blunt wraps, they stick so much easier to roll, and they stick alot better. something like this if you dont know what im talking about:

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I like to get fresh phillies in wrap form. You should have returned the cigar, thats gnarly. I have run into bad swishers that are dry and crispy but thats just probably because they were old.

It's not as bad as people smoking spider mites. I was talking to this dude and he took his herbs into the school science room (this was 10 years ago) and he put the nugs he was smoking under the microscope and saw all these bugs crawling on the buds, he said that it gave him shivers since had been smoking the nug and he just tossed the bud. After that he always inspected his nugs very carefully. Now he grows and I get his weed because he cares about what he gives people to smoke.
 
Blunt wraps taste like shit as they're inundated with headache inducing flavor chemicals.

Also, swishers are ridiculously easy to re-seal once you split it. I've only had problems with swisher wraps sticking if I split them with my fingers. But even then it's only happened like once. Maybe you just got a shitty swisher. Also, if they're stale they won't stick.
 
Haha that reminds me, my dad owns a concrete pumping company, and when one of his workers opened up a sealed bag of cement powder, he found a big dead mouse just lying in there, Good thing the mouse didn't get pushed through the lines because that would've made kind of a mess.

Anyways, I really don't think it would've made a difference whether you smoked the mosquito or not. Quit being a wiener and smoke the bug next time.
 
Yeah it reallly wouldn't have been a big deal if I smoked a bug or not but the fact that there was a bug in the one wrap I opened makes me wonder what other nasty shit there is in swishers.
 
Hey, its a weed thread and you came in to post the same thing you do in every weed thread. You are super cool man!

Swishers are solid. Only smoke em out west though. Ya can't buy em on the East Coast even though everywhere sells em b/c they will probably be stale as fuck because us east coasters don't smoke em.

 
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I quit smoking cigs a year and a half ago after 6 years of smoking and realised within the last 3 months that I had to quit smoking the occasional blunt as well. The nicotine in the wrap or cigar shell def had me craving more the next day. The irritability feeling when craving nicotine is horrible... fuck having to quit a full blown nicotine addiction again
 
The bug is probably more healthy to smoke than whatever other tar and chemicals are in there...
 
Chances are it wasn't a mosquito.

If cigars are not kept at proper temperatures and humidities they can become infested with beetles. Chances are you had an old as swisher and found one of em.
 
its fucking weed. who the fuck cares how you consume it. you dont deserve to blaze if you think a certain way of getting high is the wrong way.
 
Of course i know how to fucking roll a real blunt its the same exact thing, except with a wrap you dont have to deal with all the other shit which i see nothing wrong with
 
Congrats on being 16 and having smoked some dirt nugs with your friends after school.

Blunt wraps suck because you can roll a much primer blunt when you do it the right way. The outer leaf makes all the difference in the world.

It's like twin tips or straight skis in the park. You can use both, and they both work to an extent but ones clearly better and the other is cool when you're entry level just getting your feet wet.
 
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