Fuck shit

[lushlaxstr]

i just dislocated my pinky toe and i cant get it back in, and it hurts so fucking much.aahhhhhhhhh. usually if i step on it or walk on it, it will pop back in, but its not this time ahhhhh fuck it hurts

 

[TheButterHashira]

webmd.com

 

[lushlaxstr]

only talks about broken toes, ahhhh i cant move ittttt

 

[UNREAL]

Lolzorz

 

[Jwenz]

three words: doctors

 

[gnustreetfool]

be a real man use a hit it with a hammer

 

[[JP-of-SC]]

cut it off, it's not like you use it or anthing..

 

[Steezysmurf]

so youre that weiner who complained about his toe!

 

[ECshredder]

you gotta pull it out first then straighen it and then it will go back in

 

[Capt.Flannel]

yup - pull it straight out as hard as you can until it pops.

 

[2+2=5]

make a small incision with a scapel on knuckle, it makes everything better

 

[lushlaxstr]

i tried that!!! its not working! its been over an hourrrr owwwww

 

[snowmuncher]

be happy you dont have to walk on it.

pull it out than push it while twisting it to the side, it works with thumbs.

 

[keystoner1]

how did this happen but u may wanna try again

 

[TheButterHashira]

id just drink and take alot of prescription pain killers, yep that oughta work real good

 

[lushlaxstr]

i was running to my computer and hit my pinky toe on my piano.....it hurts soooo bad

 

[keystoner1]

im sorry but that is funny if it hurts really bad tryin again to pop it bak in is pry teh best u can do

 

[ecsm.]

that probably hurts alot...just pull and push all different ways

 

[STREETS]

NS isn't that important.

 

[Quinn]

HAHAHAH. I'm slightly amused/happy cause your posts usually annoy me. But then again, you dislocating it is just causing you to make MORE posts...so its kind of bittersweet.

 

[freeski07]

but apparantly his porno was

 

[lushlaxstr]

its been 2 hours, i have pushed, pulled squshied and every other shit. nothings working

 

[Steezysmurf]

we are on the same page

 

[Bigwoods]

hahaha that made me laugh if you dont know what he's talking about

 

[goonsquad]

just keep trying it

 

[lushlaxstr]

that hurts! cant you see im in SEVERE PAIN??????

i think its bad karma, my mom told me not to eat any of these chocolate she got from britian, but i did eat one.....wasn't worth it...

 

[keystoner1]

doctor time?

 

[*monsterskier*]

go to the doctor..duhh

 

[lushlaxstr]

doctors are for sallys! and what doctor's office will be open (in a small town in vermont) at 9:30 on memorial day? and you might say, go to the hospital? yea that will be cool, ill be sitting next to the guy with half his arm cut off, gushing blood all over and he will ask whats wrong with me and ill be like "i dislocated my pinky toe"

 

[TheMoostafian]

exactly what i was thinking

 

[PhaedeD]

picture...

 

[lushlaxstr]

shit, i pushed on it from the side, and i felt the bone move back into place...wierd feeling......FINALLY........ it pops when i curl my toes though

 

[b-ladd]

well then it just must not hurt that bad, so quit bitching.

(moral of the story: if it hurts that bad, get it fixed, and stop whining.)

 

[Gnl.Weirdness]

dude honestly, go to a hospital haha. Your not gonna get too much sympathy if you stay here and keep posting with a messed up toe.

:: (

But yeh that sucks.

 

[Keenbo]

dude... you are a fucking pussy.

 

[lushlaxstr]

dude, it dislocated! my bone was sticking out the side of my toe

 

[bigwhite.steeze]

maybe its not dislocated?broken perhaps?

 

[ATLskier]

fucking shit would be so gross dude. I woulnd't recommend it.

 

[lushlaxstr]

hardy har har...

 

[leckett1]

dude just fucking fuck that shit. you canf fuck shit if dont have shit to fuck. how much shit would you fuck if you could fuck shit?

 

[Dr.Seuss]

how much shit could a shit fuck shit if a shit fuck could fuck shit

 

[SIX]

word

 

[Nihiriju]

fuck the shit, fuck the fucking shit yeah, the shit the fuck the fucking shit fuck.  SOB

 

[lushlaxstr]

wow...