Fuck RA's, Any suggestions?

Fish_Sandwich.

Fish_Sandwich.

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So me and my friend blazed in this one kids dorm with him, so there were 3 of us in there and we were all pretty high. And the kid who's dorm it was was on shrooms too and he was trippin nuts for some reason. So the RA's came in and told us they got multiple complaints from 2 or 3 different floors, which I think is BS, and fuck snitches, I'm gonna fuckin murk those assholes. The RA's said they knew we blazed and we should admit it, and we never did, except my friend who's room it was because he pretty uch had to. So they got all of our student numbers (we couldn't lie, the RA's knew all of us). I've already lied last week to get out of smoking (I smoke doutside, then took a walk and they said I smelled like bud, told them I was walking back from a buddies house and they smoked but I didn't). and the other kid has been busted a ton last year and will get kicked out of the dorms if he gets caught again. So the kid who's room it is will be taking the fall this time. We figure thatthe outcomes are:

1. We all get in trouble

2. Kid who's room it is gets in trouble and we don't

The kdi who's room it is said he will admit he was smoking then we just dropped by, he even said he'd move to a substance free floor so we don't all get fucked. Anyone think there are any other ways out of thsis? We will probably all have a meeting with the RD within a few days.

p.s. I know it's a bad idea to blaze int he dorms so don't even say it, but with the room that this kid is in it always works cause the wind sucks it all right out in a second. I think it may have blown into a room above us or something? and then they complained maybe?
 
Wait did you just get written up by an RA or you are in some serious shit. I wouldve thought western would be pretty lax on that shit all things considered haha. When I was in the dorms last year my RA flat out did not give a shit. He didnt even say anything when my roommate through a TV out of our 5th story window. Another RA wrote him up for that (kicked out of the dorm)~
 
Written up second time in a week for smelling like chronic (which doesn't constitute a crime eh).

I'm in the gayest fucking dorm ever. I hate this shitty fucking hell hole. I know 2 kids in my entire dorm, and like tons of kids from almost every other dorm. It's like 1/4 at least of gay kids, like homosexuals. And hey, not a big deal, nothing against them. But when you have to live with those fuckers, it gets real old real fast. Then apparantly (according to my RD) it is like the #1 leadership dorm in the state (what the fuck, how do they even rate that???????) and that I should be stoked and shit to be in it. Ya sure, fuck that shit I didn't even wanna be in this shit hole. Everyone is a total fuckin douche, mainstream everything, bro's all over, my roomate is the biggest toolbox I've ever met. Nobody even questions anything. These fuckers not knowing anything are why Obama got elected (which is great cause I like him.... but damn, they don't even know why they liked him other than hype and it was trendy), they don't know how to think for themselves, they are sheltered little mother fuckers. So apparently drugs are not tolerated at all really by the RA's and the kids living here, says my RD. He said it won't be a friendly environment for me if I do drugs (I only smoke weed, and I'm a pretty damn good student, I'm not like a threat or anything to anybody). Quite frankly, I don't give a fuck, I'd never hang out with any of these pricks and cutns anyway. Even the girls are all nasty ass ignorant cunts, not even paper bag material, damn son is that shit even possible you may ask.......Yes, I guaren- damn-tee you it is. These kids are the stupid liberal (nothing against lierals in general but these are the worst kind) kids who don't know shit, at all except what their parents tell them or what they hear around this crazy liberal campus. They are al conservative in their social views though, it's like the worst of both worlds.....damn, fuck this dorm. I want to show: "Union: The Business Behind Getting High," to everybody here and get them to understand that chronic isn't as bad as stupid people make it out to be. They need to stop buying into everything that is fed to them.

/Rant.......for now
 
^ Mathes/Nash = gay as shit

they're the soberest dorms on campus

nash is particularly lame.

oh, and check your inbox
 
Worst dorms in he country. I'm still high as shit but I think I'm gonna call it a night. Going home for the weekend tomorrow afternoon.
 
That was a solid rant, any chance of doing a mutual switch with someone for next quarter? Theres probably no way you can transfer but maybe if you get everything set up to trade with someone and get on their case until they fold they might do it~
 
what school dorms do people complain about noise. that's retarded. you should rage so hard on everyones door at 4 in the morning every day for a week.
 
fuck dorms.. RA's are glorified guardians... it sucks ass.. you cant do shit except lock yourselves in tiny rooms and play beer pong. get an apartment with some homies and then you can have one of those kitchen/living/dining room things for that. and you can blaze whenever the fuck you want. oh my god.. you can even have a bong that sits out for all visitors to see.
 
I had heard the RA's had become more strict. When I was in Saugeen in 05/06 the RA's couldn't care less. Although I don't smoke, some of my friends did and they always did it in their rooms. No one ever got written up on my floor except some dumb chick who fell down the stairs while she was drunk
 
well fuck the dorms! i moved ou tafter 1 semester, well i still had to pay a university housing fee secondsemester for the dorm since freshman were required to live in the dorms first year but i got an appt with a few friends we just paid rent there as well so to the university it looked like we lived in dorms but we had an appt.

on to you ra issue my roomamte and i just kick the shit out of our ra and that solved any problem we ever had with him. well lets tell the whole story. every weekend our floor would have the phantom puker you know no one would know who it was but would puke in the middle of the hall or the bathroom or in front of someones door. well our RA started blameing us cause we were porb the biggest partiers on the floor pretty much the everynite guys, but it def wasnt so we started geting a bad rap on the floor cause the ra was blameing us put up notes about us and all this shit. any way the one night my roommate decided he is going to catch the phantom, he does it was the fuckin RA. the next morning we went to his room nocked on the dorr when he let us in i jacked him up on the wall as my room mate started giving him kidney shots. as we "nicley explained" to him we caught him last night and didnt apreiciate the smear campiagn he was running against us. we "negotiated" a cease and dissist order and from that point on my roommate and i could gety away with murder
 
make sure you take care of your bud who takes the fall definitely deserves a bit of respect for being a man
 
your seriously complaining? you fucking smoked in the dorms. its your own dumb fault. atleast you dont have the police involved. and its probably a good thing they didnt search the room. give it a rest and deal with what you have done. everyone knows dorms suck dick before they even apply to college, you should of looked into off campus housing from the get-go.
 
that sucks man. we smoke in my room all the time, we just put a towel under the door, open the windows and turn a fan on. Our RA is really cool though. He knows when we're drunk or high and as long as noone is punching a wall, or being obnoxious and beligerent he doesn't care. I'm on a dry campus too. Last week we were actually carrying a 30 up to my room and opened the door from the back staircase and he was in the kitchen with his boyfriend (hes flambouantly gay) and he knew what we were doing so he just went back to his room for a minute so he wouldn't see.

I don't know what they can do to you though if you don't admit that you were smoking. they have 0 proof, and cant just say you were. and Even so if they drug test you, you could just say that you smoked the last time you were home
 
Shit, thats sounds worse than my dorms, and my dorms were pretty fucking bad. At least we had a few hot girls though.
 
i agree with turtle man. stop being a pansy. most RA's are pretty cool if you aren't a total deuche bag and think that you are the absolute shit and walk around acting like it. dumbasses get pissed at them for doing their job. just don't be stupid and smoke in your room because you're just asking to get caught. and there's this thing called intangible evidence. if your room reeks like weed, they can write you up even if they don't see anything. just be thankful the police weren't involved and don't be so stupid next time.
 
Oh boy, just read that and I still feel the same way...of course.

The RA was ok, he didn't call the cops ya sure, but he could have just left us alone, we were just sitting in there listening to music, doing nothing harmful to anyone. I know RA's that are legit. I've weighed out a sack in an RA's room and sold it to him, so it's not like he had to be a big dick.

We just got ratted out by a bunch of fuckin faggots.

I wrote 'Snithches get stitches!!" in huge letters on the whiteboard on my door.

The kid who was trippin lastnight answered the door and lied to the RA's like 5 times and then told the truth and me and my other friend just sat there like wow you just fucked us, that's partially why he's taking the blame. He was pretty serious about killin the kids who ratted on us, and as much as we wanted to we told him it wasn't a good idea haha.

As for smoking in the room. I've done it in his room many times, and we don't even use a towl under the door. This tiemw e had a towel under the door and got it wet and everything, we just got ratted out. Otherwise the RA probably wouldn't have cared so much, I know he drinks.

I wanna get off campus so bad. RA's are such a joke. I've had so many run ins with them and usually I can just lie or tell them I don't go here but this time I was 6 floors up anbd they were blocking the door and they knew me so there was really no escape. I just acted not high which isn't really hard and I never admitted to anything.

This was like the last straw though. I'm so fucking sick of the kids in my dorm. I might just fuck the place up a ton.
 
dorms can actually be one of the best places to smoke if you take the proper precautions. i smoked in dorms for 3 1/2 years and never once got caught. just like smoking in any other situation, be smart about it and you reduce your risk of being caught dramatically.
 
where do you go to school? As long as it's your first time getting written up you should be fine. You might have to complete some bullshit ass meeting type deal with a counselor. I went to school @ Northeastern in Boston last year. That place fucking sucked! Complete police state. I moved from the shittiest dorm first semester to an apartment style one on Huntington Ave 2nd semester. Anyway, the NEU special task unit (weed police) wrote me up just because my room smelled like we smoked, which they can do w/o a problem at a private university. Big fine and counseling session. My roommate was expelled for it b/c it was his 2nd offense. They seriously do not fuck around. Beer cans everywhere in our room and they didn't even bat an eyelash.
 
dude, i got written up for six different things on one night last year... smoking, drink, too many people in room, alleged cocaine use, graf on the walls, and open flame. that written up, not just caught. All I did was talk to the RD and explain to him that I was sorry and that I wouldnt do it again and all that bullshit. I ended up getting put on probation and had to go to a substance abuse meeting. you'll be fine as long as u dont be stupid about it
 
Western Washington University
the school is usually pretty chill, he is just in the worst part of campus.
I smoke daily at south campus....never any problems
 
Do you people go to fucking West Point or something. The only person I heard of getting written up when when the RA heard him hitting the bong and gave him a noise violation. They were way harder on booze than weed, which is bullshit.
 
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