Fuck one kill one marry one

fuck ellen to be the first penis to claim that territory, itd be like neil armstrong on the moon.kill rosie. obnoxious women

marry hillary. fantastic person
 
bang schmuck cause he seems like he would just wanna watch bowling or something after, idkmarry gato, cause he seems like he has his ducks in a row

and viciously murder eheath
 
marry eheath and then steal all his money when hes a world famous cinematographer, fuck elgato and blackmail him for admin status, kill schmuck

Brooklyn Decker, Mila Kunis, Emma Watson
 
Fuck. Making me dig this shitty excuse of a kill fuck marry thread out of the toilet. Harry potter edition, newbies.

The One, The Only

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Evanna lynch

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Bonnie Wright

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Phase 1: Fuck them all to seduce them....

Phase 2: Marry them all (dont sign a pre-nup)

Phase 3: Kill em all, get away with it, inherit madd loots!!!!
 
Fuck Hilary (pretend its your friends mom or something) Marry Ellen (you'll get 3 somes with hotties) and Kill Rosie.

Caster Semenya, Brittany Griner, Justin Beiber
 
fine....

bang hill dog because bill id image has good taste so she must be a freak,

kill rosie, she really need to be put out of her misery and overeating isn't working fast enough

and marry ellen cuz shes a lesbo so i wouldn't have to bang her
 
you guys are terrible. I say get super drunk and fuck them all at once. Fat chicks and lesbians need love too. Afterrwards have a drink and cigarette and have a deep conversation about past pets. That sounds like a fulfilling night.
 
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