Fuck (my) private school!

JeremyClarkson

JeremyClarkson

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i need to write this down somewhere, sorry.

fuck it with something hard and spikey!

i fucking hate my school. yeah i go to private school, i was offered a scholarship because im half legit at math. my parents send me there against my utter will. boy i have never seen so much losers packed into the same building. the girls are so damn ugly its unbeliveable and all they ever talk about are guys. i was walking down the hallway once and this girl turns around and says "ooo your stalking me" me: "dont flatter yourself" i got in trouble for that cause she sqealed to the principle. the guys are stuck up rich faggots like two of them are alright.

they have no life!!!!! at all. no one has ever kissed anyone or gotten anywhere with someone. all the girls care about is their accademics. yeah thats important right? but no they compleatly over do it.they reserve no time for themselves to hang out with friends and have a good time. they spend every waking hour doing homework and sucking up to the teachers. we have a dress code. on mondays we have to wear a uniform. from tuesday to thursday we have to wear polo collared shirts with no jeans. on friday we get to wear what we want if anyone in the school hasnt gotten in trouble. which some idiot sixth grader always has to go ahead and get into it.

this kid once got caught cheating off of me and they brought me into it because i was just letting him cheat. so apprently i got in trouble for not coming forward. anyway we're outside the principles office and the kid whos a 9th grader starts crying. CRYing. i was like dude pull yourself together. he responds in his pseudo posh fuck accent. if i get suspended none of my schools will accept me and im not kidding you dude it will ruin my life. (he was applying to more posh new england schools) so anyway they let the kid off and he's sitting their wailing thank yous to the principle. i then have to have an "in- school suspention" for my "accademic dishonesty"

fuck my private school. seriosley fuck it. if you ever went to one im willing to bet its not as bad as mine.

end rant.

 
what school? sounds really small. i know a lot of school up in Massachusetts and what not are big, and there are definitely good looking girls and some cool guys
 
at my middle school they would make you pay the school a dollar each time your socks werent over your ankles or if you werent wearing a belt, or if your shirt wasnt tucked in, and if your hair was below your ears. and you couldnt have bright colored shoes.
 
I go to private catholic school, were actually pretty laid back compared to other schools

we have to wear polos with slacks but get to wear black shoes of our choice, including sneakers

teachers for the most part are chill

and today our principal got on and told us we didnt have school tomorrow (or today, depends on how you view time) and it was completely random
 
the private schools i have been near always have fucking BABES going there. looks like you just got the wrong end of the proverbial private school stick sir.
 
i go to a private catholic school to, we have to wear a button down shirt, tie and a sweater every day to school, but its not like your school. my school is one of the catholic schools that a lot of the fuck ups and kids who got expelled from their old school goes to, so we have a mix of real smart boring kids, and fun kids who dont give a shit, and then theres the group im in, where we care about our grades, but no so much that we get carried away
 
this sounds a lot like my highschool. uniform is pretty strict (no earrings??? no non-school sweaters over your button down, no hair past the ears for guys, etc) and we had a mix of different kids, uber-acedemics with no lives, fuck ups, exchange students, and people who try hard enough to get good grades but don't overdo it and actually have social lives. sounds like your school kind of sucks balls. you shouldn't put up with it. if you take time to write a well thought out email to your admin on certain issues they should respect that if it's within reason. you shouldn't get punished for someone else cheating off you...that's ridiculous
 
yeah, mines alot like that. it's actually pretty much fine except for the principle. who's a d-bag. but other than that they're pretty chill.

so basically you got effed up the ass with your school. possibly THE worst stereotypical private school ever. where will you go if none of the other schools will take you, and these losers expell you?
 
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atleast you got to wear sneakers. i used to go to a private catholic highschool (until i graduated of course) and we had to wear dress shoes or else we got sent to the office. our uniforms were such a stupidly big deal with the teachers, like they wanted a reason to exercise their authority and send us to the damn office. we had to wear green sweater vests, over a polo and grey slacks. ughhh and the girls' kilts were disgusting.
 
dude at least your private school has girls in it...i have to dress up in a shirt and tie, pretend to love jesus, and look at 800 other guys all day, and i have a 20mile commute to and from school every day

boohoo
 
dude im not even kidding

i completly know where your coming from

i go to a small shit private school with 60 kids max, its grade 6 to 12

there are no chicks

everyone there is a huge tool or dick

there are hardly any chicks

there all bitches or hideous

at most 3 girls in my grade

super lame man

i wanna leave and i have been goin there for 4 years

my rents wont let me ditch it sucks ass
 
your so fucking core why do you even care aobut the academic dishonesty?
the funniest part was "They have no life like they've barely kissed anyone and they care about their academics"
 
chicks with dicks clearly

Oh and private schools are simply a corrupt institution for the elite to segregate and feel better about themselves. go to public school, unless you live in the inner city.
 
this is me feeling sorry for you because you don't go to school in the ghetto. at least you don't have to worry about getting murdered after school. (not that I did, but there are definitely kids out there that do.)

And be nice to those rich little faggots. You might want a job at their daddy's company someday.
 
dude i go to the same school, no girls, only chill people are in my class and the rest are fags

private schools suck
 
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