FUCK MY LIFE...rant

Alex_G

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Alright so I was hitting my summer setup today with my brother (smokintailblunts), and we were having speed issues, so we water down the inrun and soap it up too. Speed is still not up to normal, we continue to hit it. My brother was just not riding like normal, went for a switchup and fell. He got up and was like FUCK, then looks down
 
and his finger's skin was like a little flap covering his bone. He was bleeding like hell, and now is in the ER. My dad is tearing down the setup tomorrow morning. FUCKKKKKKK
 
that sucks, sounds like you had a good setup too. my setup is easy to setup, a 2 by 4 thats like 10 feet long and i set it up on like a chair or somethin and you can slide it and its like a down rail. at least you had a set up till winter.
 
I'm sorry, I'm a senior in high school. I am actually glad I don't have that many issues. It's the biggest problem at the moment. My brother is in the ER right now, I think that's a problem.
 
dealing with a cut to his finger! who fucking cares. you make it seem like he's going to die. Tell your dad to fuck off, its a cut, people get hurt all the time.
 
thats sucks bad,,,when i first started reading i thought it was gonna be about like you getting hurt and ruining your ski season
 
Well I already told my dad to basically fuck off and people get hurt all the time, I just think he was all caught up in the moment, but you never know with my dad...he is crazy...

Well, he's not gonna die, but it looked like there could have been some fractures and the skin was off it was gross as fuck.
 
dude i broke both arms in my arm in half and my platelate count was14000 )should be like 200,000 normally

i needed surgery but we had to wait a week and my hand turne purle, and thsts like nothing compared to what happens to eople all the time.

ooo wow A broken finger maybe and there was blood too! omg
 
I'm sorry I haven't seen an injury like that first hand...Shit that must suck for you dude that sounds like nothing short of hell. I hope I never see or have an injury like that ever in my life. Fuck. Again, this thread was just a rant I was pissed off an hour ago, now I've cooled out.
 
Nah man, he completely blew out his tendon and is heading into the city (San Francisco) to get surgery on it right now by a hand specialist.

Don't worry about it, dude I completely understand why you would react that way considering you've gone through way worse.
 
yeah guys it sucks but not really that bad compared to the other people who were in the ER. There were these ghetto-ass black people sitting there, and one of them just busted in there in the waiting room, and was like:

"SHIT NIGGA, MY CUZZO CAMERON JUST GOT SHOT!"

I was like HOLY SHIT is this shit serious? And then i thought to myself, damn I'm glad its only my finger...

Good part is I get some vicodin.

Yeah I basically got surgery on my finger, because i chopped straight through a tendon in my finger which could not move. He basically reconnected the tendon and now I just have a fat splint and am on the vicodin, which makes it better.

Thank all of you guys for calling me a pussy! I know my injuy wasn't as bad as yours may have been, but my bro is gonna have to cut all my food today, and he is the one typing this shit.

Peace.
 
Fuck man thats sounds gnar. My first thought woulda been FUCK my second woulda been to take a pic.

Hence the inevitable: PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
 
no offense man that sucks but thats DEFINATLY not a reason to say fuck my life. there are alot worse problems in life and that other people have.
 
Yes I know, it's a figurative saying, and If you have watched Superbad, you will know why I am saying it. You know, when McLovin drops the beer bottles and the shop guy was like "FUCK MY LIFE." Yeah that's where I got it from and it's habit now. I'm sorry if you guys take that saying the wrong way...
 
wait, so your brother got his finger chopped off and your mad cuz your dad is taking down your summer setup? I feel like if your brother should be the one saying fuck my life. He just got his finger chopped up, had to get surgery, and now is injured. Maybe if he wasn't high on vicodin right now hed be pissed. But its amazing how many bad injuries end up gettin fixed like nothing.

O yea, and was he wearing gloves when this happened?
 
^^^^naw I wasnt and it was stupid of me cuz I knew I should have. and i agree that my bro alex shouldnt be saying "fuck my life" cuz there is alot worse shit out there. but I will get a pic up of my finger for those who think im claming cuz I had to get 20 stiches in my finger.
 
oww, 20 stitches, thats nasty. I cut up my knee on a rail at whistler (thank god it was on the bunny hill). It hurt at first but wasnt so bad, I hiked the rail again, but then said fuck it, went to the hotel, had some apre, and then got undressed and I saw my knee in like two halves and started freaking out. i think 9 stitches.

and the black guy in the hospital thats so funny.
 
yah my brother worked at this shitty community hospital one summer in high school and he said he saw some really fucked up shit...

like this one dude had two gunshot wounds in his stomach and they made him sit in the waiting room because they were so backed up...they couldnt admit him straightaway until he went into shock
 
yea man, sorry for your bro, get better man. its cool how you took all the hate really well in this thread, definitely gotta give you props for that.
 
Nope, lesson learned, eh? WEAR YOUR GLOVES EVEN WHEN SESHING IN WARMER TEMPS.

And, for all you thinking I wasn't worried about my brother... He's my brother...It's instinct to be worried about him, but I knew he was strong would be alright. It's my dad who was freaking out thinking that his hand was completely fucked up and was worrying. My brother's gonna be back to normal in 2 weeks. We will hopefully have some snow in Tahoe by then so it will be perfect timing.
 
haha i cut my middle finger 1/2 off ramping, got 10 stiches, 2 weeks later you think id learn my lesson. NO! i cut the other side down to the bone(but i didnt cut into the bone this time). 6 stitches.

the seconds time wast my fault cause i cut it on concrete diving for a ski
 
it was just skin on one finger... thats not bad at all dude.

my brother got his foot sliced with a hockey skate once and it cut some of his tendons and they went all the way up into his calf area so the doctors had to get a hook thing and search for the tendons and reattach them...

and no my dad did not trash the backyard rink after that cause hes not a loser. say look dad, thats what this sport entails, you gotta grip it and rip it dad.
 
Here are the pictures after the stitching. Pics are here, it happened.

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Before the stitches, the skin was all flapping around and shit and you could see bone/cartilage it was gnarly. For all you guys who have had worse injuries, I'm sorry. But it still sucks for my bro. And I don't get to ski in my backyard anymore...for a while, hopefully.
 
I was there.IM there bro to i was right there when it happened i was shitten a chicken. A little flap of skin on to u could see the bone it was intense.
 
you people saying your injuries were so much worse are assholes, that hole in his finger would've been big enough to hide a quarter in, *shudders*

yeah, you may have broken an arm or two, but huge gaping holes that expose bone are disturbing as helll
 
was that the first time you ever got hurt? you're hyping this damn finger injury like you just survived cancer or something. you cut your finger to the bone... ok? big deal. i mean, that's gnar and all, but stop making such a huge deal out of it. start riding DH and gashes to the bone become business as usual. i've seen my right tibia twice, my right kneecap once, had my right collar bone come through the skin (damn, the right side of my body hates me), blah blah blah, broken a bunch of bones, blah blah yadda yadda, get hurt more often and develop testicles. ever seen the tip of a finger filleted like a fish? i had an infection under the nail on my left index finger caused by the parts washer at the bike shop i used to work at... long story short, they opened my finger by making a big X right on the tip with a scalpel and peeling back the skin to relieve fluid pressure. basically, i had a fingernail hanging over raw flesh and the bone tip of my finger once all the fluid had drained. looked like Tales from the Crip or some shit.

a finger gash ain't a big deal... and before you try telling me you aren't making a big deal out of it, look at the title of the thread. you said "fuck my life" because your brother cut his finger. go cry about it.
 
ok, your brother cuts his finger and you said "fuck my life". invaderskier36 is in a horrible car accident, his friend is in a coma, and he simply asks for good vibes. you don't have SHIT to complain about. you're bitching about a cut and how your dad is going to take down your summer set-up. if that's the biggest concern you have in your life right now, consider yourself the luckiest piece of shit on the planet.
 
Hey crazyfuck, you obviously didn't read this post. That's why I said "fuck my life". From what your post says, it sucks to be you, and your friend who got into a car accident at the time of your injuries.

You can't compare suffering. It's just like saying the people in the Holocaust suffered more than African people on slaveships coming to the USA. They all suffered in different ways, and you can't say which one is worse, because they both resulted in a terrible death, and loss of dignity.

Again, my brother's finger is gonna be ok, I am just pissed I don't get to ride my setup anymore because the closest ski resort to me is 4 hours away and I barely get to ski.
 
seriuosly people are taking the thread name way out of proportion. iif anyone saw superbad they would know and as for you crazy fuck you should seriously calm the fuck down cause you sound like a dumbass
 
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