Fuck meat slicers

i did that on a band saw cept with my index finger but i only needed a lot of stitches

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that fuckin sucks

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damn delphi u postaholic. stop posting dumb comments and say something with sense

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haha anybody see that seinfeld where kramer buys the meat slicer...i recommend you dl it, it's called The Slicer

 
i sliced the tip of my finger with siccors, i owuld hate to see me with a meat slicer.

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gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
meat grinders are worse i know this person that got their hand stuck in one and they had to get their hand amputated

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I use one to cut stuff all the time at my resturant... they are pretty hard to get your finger caught in, their design is pretty much foolproof.

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hahaha, that's the only reason I clicked on this thread.

Elaine has the next door neightbors that are on vacation, but they left the music on really loud. So she took a paper clip to shut off the power to their apartment, but it turned off the electric feeder for the cats, so they started meowing. Then, eleaine got the meat slicer so she could feed the cats. Then she and uses it to open letters and even out her high heels but she breaks it. The cats start meowing again so she listens to Ina godda vida(however it's spelled).

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

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and ur post has a point he said it fuckin sucks that he cut his finger nothing wrong with that

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did it go in the meat you were slicing? did you eat it?

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eww thats gross and painful, i cut myself with a sharp knife while cutting a grapefruit, ouch that hurt like a bitch

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I love meat slicers, you can cut anything with them. I guess i love them because i have never got sliced before.

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one of the guys i play rugby with was working with a table saw and the table collapsed and he fell forward on it and sliced through 80% of his forearm. They sewed him all back up and he has a mssive scar now.
 
i cut my pinky finger on my right hand 2.5 weeks ago and it took off all the fat/muscle on the top joint and was hanging by like 2 cm of skin. i got stictches and there was a good chance they were gonna have to graft skin from my hip. then it got infected and my whole hand swelled up and it hurt terrible. then when i got the stitches out last wednesday, the doctor sucked, snipped a peice of fat off on one side, popped the cut open on the other, and then fished around in an open wound for the last stitch. my hand was as bad as when it first happened. they couldnt stitch it again so they glued and taped it and if it doesnt heal in the next couple of days i have to have surgery. it hurts and now there is a huge piece of dead skin hanging and its all yellow and shitty.
 
i peeled my thumb with a potato peeler when i was younger. took a chunk about the size of my little finger nail out of it. nice scar too.
 
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i was holding my hockey stick, got hit, and pinched my finger between the boards and my stick.

i didnt know it happened at first, just that my hand was moist, so i looked down and FUCK, my glove was covered in blood and my finger hurt alot
 
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