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Alright. So this story is a little fucked up. So me and my buddy took a trip down to whistler for the long weekend. we're from ontario, by the way. So we came back from skiing one day and met these three chicks in the hotel hot tub. they were pretty cool and we started to hit it off , you get the story. So that night they asked us if we wanted to get a couple of drinks with them at some bar (forget the name) in the village. We started taking shots and what not, and after the ninth shot it was all kind of a blur from there. I ended up going back to my room with one of the girls we were with, lets say her name was chelsea. So , long story short, me and chelsea did our thing, and she fell asleep in my room. So me and my bud leave from whis the day after. I get home and visit my mom, and she tells me that we have some second cousins that are from Vancouver. Then she tells me their name, and that she goes to UBC and studies kin. And "Chelsea", also goes to UBC and studies kin. Long story short, I am almost 100 percent sure, i banged my second cousin. is that not fucked up or what ?
 
well seeing as "chelsea" , if i read properly, isnt her real name. what if its Berjiducace then theres probably only one
 
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MAYBE! You butt dialed your mom mid-sex, so she devised a plane to mess with your mind. When you brought op the girl she crafted this story. She's the best troll ever.
 
Yeah... he had his phone in his PANTS that he was WEARING during SEX.

Where did everyone find out about ECB's shenanigans? was it in a thread or something from a while back?
 
No probably not from second cousins the whole idea of inbreeding comes from generation after generation keeping the mutations in the family instead of evolutionizing them out so if your kids don't fuck their cousins you should be fine :D
 
trollolololol. i doubt your mom just happened to tell you the day you get back that you have cousins you've never heard of and that they live/go to school where you had just visited

 
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