FUCK ME--you might all find this entertaining...

Petey_Wetey

Petey_Wetey

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So, Ill set the scene...

Im in highschool and ridiculous party stories surface each and every weekend, usually someone hooking up with someone, usual stupid highschool stuff...but this weekend an exceptionally disgusting story surfaced of someone pooping on the floor, while hammered obviously, then proceeding to pick it up, put it in a suitcase, and leave a note saying they were sorry...i wasnt too believing...but i found out firsthand from the girl who discovered the shit gift!

anyways, i was just on FaceTime with a good friend of mine because they are at some conference for school, and i brought it up, only to find out that the suitcase shitter was in the same room with them at the conference. what are the odds....FUCK...dont knwo what to do now...see this girl everyday so cant avoid....
 
This year for valentines day, my good friend received a box of chocolates from her ex. Turns out the box was full of dog shit. I don't understand people shitting and gifting it.... Nasty.
 
suitcase shitter is a phenomenal name to have in highschool. We had a guy shit in a bag once but no where near as classy as a suitcase. They only way up really would be a briefcase.
 
hahaha no fucking way someone pooped on the floor of a party at our school this weekend! only no one knows who it was so everyone blamed it on a girl with a big forehead. what a strange coincidence
 
There was a kid two years up from me in HS who literally was busting on his girlfriends face while she was on her back and he dumped on her chest. I kid you not. Literally. Dumped on his girlfriends chest
 
That's fucked up

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Someone I know did mush for the first time at one of my good friends house. Apparently he tried to fight a guy way tougher than him and proceeded to remove all his clothes and began masturbating furiously in front of everyone. My friend described his behaviors as the ones of a psycho and told me that if the dude had a knife he probably would have stabbed the shit out of someone. I have done mushrooms before and honestly can't comprehend how you can loose it like that.
 
Just found out a good friend of mine's brother is in a mental hospital because of a trip... Don't really know the details but he took shrooms and started acting weird, then some other stuff and completely lost it I guess. So crazy. Psychedelics are way more dangerous than people realize.
 
no that wasn't entertaining. I had the reply page open for like an hour so I forget what the thread was about but I remember it was fucking stupid and 12 year oldish
 
I feel like this is the third straight story I've read on here that I can't make head or tail out of what exactly is going on, why its so impressive, and why I need to be informed... but hey, according to Snake1, if it wasnt for these threads, we'd have nothing to talk about but Full Tilts and Saga, so carry on.
 
One of my friends in high school was banging some drunk chick in Mexico and she shit all over his bed. Un fucking real
 
hahahahhaa one of my friends had a bad trip once and walked into this indian familys house....walked past the kids on the couch....into the basement...dropped trow and just started pooping and then wiped with some blankets they hadhahahahahahaha
 
Girl I worked with was a bit of a slooooot and got it up the pooper one night in the laundry room at a party, then after all was said and done went back to the party, half and hour later she was gone and someone walked in on her pooing on the floor in the laundry room. She got made fun of so much she changed schools and became a born again virgin. Felt kinda bad, but it is a cool party story.
 
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