FUCK MCDONALDS

JRullo

JRullo

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I just got home from mcdonalds, i ordered a big mac 2 large fries and a large drink. when i got home i immediately did what any good american would do, took the food out of the bag, and looked at the monopoly pieces to see what free free food i had won. I started with the fries and scratched at the stupid little squares like a retard for about 5 mins wondering why they weren't coming off. Then i realize some asshole mcdonalds employee had already taken the pieces off, i was super pissed about it but figured that i now had karma on my side so i would win for sure on the drink and big mac, but no, the pieces on those were also gone. I am now sitting on my bed crying, and thinking about what could have been. has this happened to anyone else?
 
dude, i second this storylisten to Afroman's song titled "fuck McDonalds and Tacobell"although the mordern day slavery does not apply, it still makes you feel betterbets of luck soldier, as you navigate your way through these troublesome times
 
lol last night i got away without paying for 4 bigmacs i said i had coupons but forgot to give it to them haha i only paid for a large coke
 
Fast food is shitty, its fat and sugar, its contributing to the epidemic of obesity in America. Sit the fuck down, spend ten minutes of your busy life on a park bench with an apple, cream cheese and crackers from a market. Also, ask any girl, knowing how to cook well is a huge turn on. So yeah, fast food is shitty.
 
yeah wtf just noticed that too.

I fucking love fast food, and my metabolism. I can eat as much as i want without getting plump, so i find myself at fast food when im baked like 90% of the time.
 
go back to mcdonalds and complain... you will get all the free food you want...

my dad will "return" a burger if it has cheese on it and we didnt want cheese, or the fries are to salty. of course, they never take it back, so you get the new one, and the old one
 
dude you're dumb. i am in ten times better shape than you and i eat mcdonalds like twice a week. shit there is great. im not a fucking 8 year old school girl with cream cheese and an apple and crackers. also i don't need to tell a girl i cook im 17. all your statements are dumb, you just try to be extreme and disagree with everyone. if mcdonalds was bad no one would eat it. its the shit. go pick some apples with a girl while you tell her you know how to make spaghetti. sick dude
 
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dude i see your new and all here but rule #1 here on NS: DON'T EVER FUCK WITH ROWEN, PISS HIM OFF OR CALL HIM OUT ON ANYTHING. HE WILL BAN YOUR ASS, AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. WHATEVER ROWEN SAYS, GOES.
 
I'll stand by my statements, if you try to argue with me on this I assure you I will win. Fast food is utter shit in so many god-damned ways, go be fat in another thread.
 
"i assure you i will win" that's totally incorrect. you won't win, maybe you'll ban me. sweet dude that'd be legit. fast food isn't utter shit at all. and i weight 155 pounds i don't think that's fat. in 10x better shape than you my friend.

go bring your lunch box with apples and cream cheese to the park to eat with some little girls.
 
dude you're dumb. i am in ten times better shape than you and i never eat mcdonalds. real food is great. im not a fucking 8 year old school girl with cream cheese and an apple and crackers. also i don't need to tell a girl i cook im 17, but being able to cook still rocks. all your statements are dumb, you just try to be extreme and disagree with everyone. if mcdonalds weren't really cheap no one would eat it. its shit. go pick some apples with a girl while you tell her you know how you love bigmacs. sick dude
 
what about all the poor people who need to eat fast food to survive?

on a lighter note... i order a number one two days ago (large everything) and there was not ONE MONOPOLY PIECE! WTF? (not even places for them on the packaging. i was looking forward to peeling 6 of the suckers off. made me mad!
 
I dont think anyone is arguing that fast food isnt incredibly bad for you and is one of the main causes of the obesity epidemic in north america. However, it fucking tastes good, and if you eat an otherwise healthy diet and exercise on a reasonably regular basis, there is nothing wrong with having a Big Mac every once in a while.

I highly doubt that you have never eaten/drank anything that is 'bad' for you.
 
it would be so fun to beat the shit out of you. just saying. oh yeah and after, i'd shove a fucking apple in your mouth and make you my bitch, all 155 lbs of you.
 
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