Fuck Knives

baethoven

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Fuck anyone that has ever given my number to cutco knives, vector, or whatever it is. In my years of having a cell phone I think i've been called around 50 times for this bullshit. Today was the last straw when after driving the shitty drive home down I-70 yesterday, I receive a lovely call at 7 a.m asking if I'd like to purchase knives. No in fact I don't, ever, especially not before noon.

Fuck Cutco/pointless rant
 
a steak knife stabbed me in the hand over the summer. hurt like a motherfucker, passed out from blood loss.

has absolutely nothing to do with this thread i just felt like posting my reason for agreeing with the thread title.
 
Nah, their knives are utter garbage. Trust me I have around $750 in high end japanese kitchen knives and whetstones. cutco/vector is a fucking joke. Don't even get me started on their business practices. They are one of the worst most dishonest companies to ever exist.
 
lol, i actually have no idea whether their knives are awesome or not. i've never used one. when i was younger, I worked with a kid that used to sell them and he told me all about them. i'm quite aware that they've got some scandalous business practices.
what kind of knives do you have? i'm actually interested in some high end knives because i'm sick of using piece of shit knives that get dull so quickly.
 
yeah i do that. whenever someone used to call my house asking to talk to one of my parents i'd start crying and yelling "mommy passed away"
 
i dont know about Cutco's business practices but my family has ben using a set of them for over 15 yrs so far without any problems
 
Because they don't know jack about knives. Imagine if you didn't know know about twin tips and you still rode 220 cm skinny ass skis. You'd love them, because you'd have no idea about how much better it can get when you get twins.
 
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