Fuck Inanimate Objects

eheath

eheath

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Don't you just hate it when you hurt yourself on something that is just sitting there? Its like it moved right in your way so you can fucking run into it. I was just walking out of my room, and my evil trash can sliced my leg (one end is very pointy/sharp) and i fucking kicked it and hurt my toe. Seems like the things what wouldn't do shit always hurt you. I sound like a dumbfuck, maybe i am, but i know some of you have some things to share with us about your frustation with inanimate objects.
 
I wore beer goggles today and fell over a desk everything was like shifted to the left. We tried throwing a ball around and its really hard to catch.
 
I know exactly how u feel...

every time I hurt myself on something I start hitting it back and kicking it to get revenge, but I only hurt myself even more...

the only defense against the beasts is getting rid of them..
 
Yeha its like fighting back is gonna do something, but i just have the urge to beat its ass!
 
little toes were designed by god for his own twisted amusement the sick ****. why else would they exhist? They attract inaminate objects like nothing else.

(now THATS an argument for creationism / intelligient design, or whatever the hell (no pun intended) it is religous people believe in nowadays)
 
word, i hate it when that shit happens i used to beat the shit out things that hurt me that werent even alive and olny ended up hurt myself more.....

***FUCK A SIGNATURE***
 
i was running to get eh phone in the kitchen and someon left a bottom drawer open, so i sprinted around the corner and slammed my shins into the drawer and flipped over and smoked my head on the counters
 
ever drop something like a pencil and it seems to fall and roll so unnecessarily far? drives me crazy, you drop your pencil off the desk and it'll go like 20 ft, makes me want to shoot it.
 
coffee tables hurt! i always run into them when i try to get up fast or something. and they always seemt to go right for my surgery scar which hurts like a bitch when i hit it.
 
i tripped over my backpack and fell through my glass door oooh the pain, dnt have scarring though which is nice
 
one time, i was attempting to do a 540 with my pack on, on a trampoline, and i owned my haed, and got a minor concussion, if thats how you spell it, i felt like a complete idiot after that
 
haha same here! i was looking forward to hearing what people where fucking these days besides the opposite sex
 
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my friend ran into the chalk ledge of a chalk board and took a chunk of skin off and a huge chunk of meat missing. he got stiches and shit, it was funny at first.
 
i always cut my corners too close and nail my hip on my kitchen counters. then i fall to the ground and go "ouwwww" for like 30 seconds until it feels better. those damn counters, always jumping out at me
 
I always trun too fast in corners, be it inside or outside. Normally I hit my nerve on my elbow (hurts like hell like electric) and when I'm outside I usually turn too early near a bush and get some branch in my face.
 
some dude closed the bar on the lift super early once and the foot thing took me in the nuts. i damn near threw up on him
 
Fuck I hate my glass coffe table in the basement, I hit my shins on it like everytime I pass by it.
 
one tmie i tripped over a dog toy and then kicked it and broke a pot, and the bad thing was i was suspended and at home too...
 
i always hurt myself on the stupidest little warm up trick, i find when im being serious and just going for new progressive big shit i get hurt less.
 
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