FUCK, I hate my dumb foreign cleaning lady

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Fuck, im so pissed right now, i just found that my cleaning lady had nothing to do the other day and descided to wash all my new era mlb hats, fuck i had four prime looking hats which are now ruined. FUCK im so pissed, I hate my cleaning lady
 
cleaning ladies are usually portugese or polish. if shes polish tell her something random next time you see her, like : ja lubie malpy
 
my cleaning lady is named joanna, shes italian. her daughter is 17 and is hot as fuck. im 18. and yes, i banged her lol. and joanna makes me tiramisu all the freeking time and its amazing! but she doesnt clean my room for me. she sits there and makes me do it. something about "building character"? bitch wakes me up when i decide to sleep in and makes me fucking clean my room. next time shes over im gonna lock that slut up in my closet.
 
i feel you. my fucking cleaning lady finds it necessary to believe that things i have in a certain order are not right, so decides to reorganize my damn room every 2 weeks. i hate her, even though she does make my house nice
 
hahahhaha what the fuck is this some type of thing im missing out on. how the hell do all you people have cleaning ladies?? man up and clean your own shit or quit the bitchin
 
thats nothing compared to what happend to eastar5. his cleaning lady threw out a bunch of jerseys including an oakley jersey. sucks to be him
 
there seriously should be a "I have a beat ass foreign woman with a key to my house cult" mine always turns the heat wayy up when were not home and we get back and its fucking smokin in there and she has like sweaters and shit on.
 
maybe all you kids who complain about cleaning ladies fucking up your shit just clean your own damp stuff. Then you would have nothing to complain about except cleaning up after yourselves whih the test of us do all by our selves
 
my cleaning lady and her husband got arrested for pretending to be Dr.Phil and Robin and charging money for shitty ass counseling... Now I have chores, but its not that bad because she always fucked shit up in my room anyways.
 
Easy solution: Clean your own fucken shit, don't own so many fucken gay hats and stop whining you fucken little turd.
 
Dude, she was trying to do somthing nice for you so stop being an ungrateful peice of shit
 
We have a cleaning lady, but she is a friend of the family so I don't see how employing her is such a bad thing. Sooo I don't really see the big deal, and oh ya, mom is an amazing cook
 
we have philipino nannies. one hadn't ever seen appliances (ie. fridge, microwave etc.) it was interesting...
 
that must have sucked. paying someone that doesnt even know how to cook without lighting a fire in the middle of the kitchen.
 
hahaha that sucks. but you have to look at it from her point of view, she didn't know any better and was only trying to help you out man. plus, if you have the money to have someone clean your house for you, then a couple of hats shouldn't be to big of a deal.
 
my cleaning lady doesnt touch my stuff because shes not allowed in my room, and shes a damb fine mexican so its pretty sweet
 
fuckin ass rape that mexican whore!!!! new era hats are so ill... fuck i would seriously deport her
 
You have a cleaning lady.............

Complaining about it is like Bill Gates complaining he has too much money.
 
Yo chill out about him having a cleaning lady, fuck.

But yeah dude, just be like "Yo, you ruined my hats, lady. Those bitches are like $50 apiece..ante up"
 
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