Fuck I give up.

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GElay

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I've tried to get some skies for 4 weeks now, but there seem to be a major problem shipping stuff to the Yukon. I'm so pissed off. And I dont want to wait for like 2 months before i get some skis.

Looks like I have to snowboard this year. ohh that's gay.

If someone has a good idea how to solve this problem please tell me.

Fuck you I wont do what you tell me
 
OKej,

I don't have a car. I dont have my driving license. So I can't do a road trip. And you dont drive out of yukon, the closest city from where I live is a 5 hour drive maybe 6 now when it's winter. And that city is Dawson city = population of 3000.

And yea we have a Ski hill here. It's small but it's better than nothing. And we have som kick ass off pist if you have a sled.

So I guess it's back to that ONE big board. ewwwww.

Fuck you I wont do what you tell me
 
if you've got a ski hill aroung then chances are if your hill does not sell equipment there should be a local shop, closer than driving 5 hours for one

 
i imagine he woulda noticed if there was a local shop, or it just doesnt have the type of ski you want. and whatever dude, if you really want skis, jsut wait the 2 months, and board till then, nothin wrong with that

Whats the difference between a screwdriver and Bill Clinton?

A screwdriver turns in screws, and bill clinton screws interns.
 
Keep trying different shops. There's gotta be a thousand shops in north america, I'm sure there's at least one that will ship to the Yukon.

 
there is somewhere that will ship to there. otherwise, have them ship it to a relative or friends house that they will ship to. then, have them ship it to you. there, problem solved my friend.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general

 
i dont feel like skiing anymore, i guess im growing out of it

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
Damn ive never heard of any ski hills/members from the Yukon on newschoolers, ill see what I can dig up for ya.

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wow, the yukon? jesus, are there are a lot of teens out there?

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE

 
dude really come on if u really wanted to get skis u could figure out a way to get them but u prolly just wanna ski for some unknown reason id appreciate it if u would stick to snowboarding and complain on snowboarding websites

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MidwestJibba.

I've haven't been snowboarding for like 3 years so if i went back to doing that I wouldn't call it 'stay with snowboarding'.

And to the one who sed something about snowboard for 2 months than get the skis, fuck first buy a snowboard then skis? you think I'm fucking rich or what?

Fuck you I wont do what you tell me
 
i think the relative idea is the best one so far, given the info you have provided us

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Lateralis on NS hate messages:

'ive had a few and i dont know why, ive never said anything bad to anyone'

 
fashion some skis from the antlers of a bull elk. you have tons of those up there right?

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'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

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Yea, I guess we have a few yes. But i don't think I would be a to good ski designer.

Fuck you I wont do what you tell me
 
^dude you need to chill, people are giving you advice to help you and you snap, that's very un-rad of you

Seize the carp
 
^hahhahaha lmfao. dude i think its his sig that say fuck u i wont do waht u say. he didnt actually type that. thats funny

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are u a boy or a girl?

oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

-MARIAH
 
its like sayin chill to a lamp or some other inatamite object. god thats some funny shit

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are u a boy or a girl?

oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

-MARIAH
 
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Simon' what is a claim jumper

Abrams' it is when i come to your claim and steal all your gold.

Dumont' yeah the id fuck you up!!
 
HAHAHAHAQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

Simon' what is a claim jumper

Abrams' it is when i come to your claim and steal all your gold.

Dumont' yeah the id fuck you up!!
 
HAHAHAHAQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

Simon' what is a claim jumper

Abrams' it is when i come to your claim and steal all your gold.

Dumont' yeah the id fuck you up!!
 
HAHAHAHAQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

Simon' what is a claim jumper

Abrams' it is when i come to your claim and steal all your gold.

Dumont' yeah the id fuck you up!!
 
The most ironic part of all this is that he really doesnt ski or snowboard as far as I can tell, and if he does and he is that pumped up about it then you would think he or she could have found a way to get some skis. I think that the only way for this person to get skis is Santa. I mean, I know we gave up on him a long time ago, but maybe hell come through as a sort of publicity stunt. I betcha that this guy or girl or fag will be on this site for like 3 years and it will take hime half of that time to get a pair of skis.

im and anti-whore trend-whore pro-trend anti-prowhore
 
duuuuuuuuuuuuude there is an equipment forum on this site- if you want them that bad, then go on there, i dont really think anyone is going to take pitty on you and offer you free skis if thats what you are waiting for

rock out witcha cock out

-boyd
 


What makes you think I dont Ski or board? I've been skiing for like 5 years(7-10 and 15-17), been boarding for 5(10-15. But I'm on a Foreign exchange up here in yukon right now and didn't have enough space to bring my skis with me. So that's why I'm looking for some new ones.

Yea Maybe santa will give me some skis.

Fuck you I wont do what you tell me
 


I'm not allowed to drive her, becuase of the rules with the STS (organisation). And in Sweden you have to be 18 to drive.

Fuck you I wont do what you tell me
 
alot of people suggested great ideas.

1. Talk to people in your area, see what's available.

2. Keep searching ski websites, I'm sure a number of companies will in fact ship out there (fredsfreeride, d-structure, sportschalet, maybe?)

3. EBAY! There are thousands and thousands of individuals selling skis on ebay. Since the Sellers are usually individuals and not huge corporations they are very likely to be willing to work something out with you. If you can cover the cost of shipping for them, I'm sure they wouldn't mind shipping it out to you.

4. The comment made about having it shipped to a friend's/families house and then have them ship it to you. That's a great idea. Think about it.

5. Go to your local hill. Hide behind a tree. When you see a skier come down the run, jump out and clothesline him. Be like 'what now bitch?'. Continue to taunt him and make obscene gestures. Flash off your wang, and be like 'suck it.' Whatever it takes. Then start to walk away, keep some distance. Say 'pussy, I bet you couldn't hit me with your skis from up there. You probably throw like a sissy. You couldn't hit me with it if you tried, ass goblin.' Wait for him to Catapult hurl his skis at you. Beware, if he's a good shot you might get impaled with them. No worries though, all part of the fun. Get on dem skis and run like hell.

Problem solved.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
haha

Simon' what is a claim jumper

Abrams' it is when i come to your claim and steal all your gold.

Dumont' yeah the id fuck you up!!
 
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