Fuck. flushed a bag and now the toilets clogged

Alehandro

Alehandro

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i flushed an empty sandwich bag down the toilet and now its clogged.
ive tried splunging it for like half an hour it doesnt do shit
i dont want my dad to find a bag in the pipes

any suggestions?
 
Cause it smelled like weed, and he's an idiot.

Just say you weren't paying attention and put a sandwich bag in the toilet when you were on the phone.
 
lol, when i read this thread i did not expect the content to be this g rated. i was expecting a cop story or some shit.

sigh
 
hey shut the fuck upi was EXTREMELY ripp-ed and it sounded like a good ideahop off my nuts theyre not trampolines
 
"Call Roto Rooter, that's the name...and away go troubles down the drain. ROTO ROOTER!"

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Being high is not like being drunk. Your inhibitions are not impaired so the stupid decisions you make are completely your fault.
 
dont let your dad know that the toilet's clogged, don't shit for like a week, then take a HUUGGGE shit, and just say a bag ended up in there....or that you ate the bag at lunch you were so hungry, something like that hahaha
 
heres what happened
i combined 3 clotheshangers together to make a hook type thing it took me about an hour cause i was ripped balls (which is why i put it in the toilet, i thought it would be a good idea) so i put that shit down there fished around couldnt find anything so then i was like yo maybe if i take a shit and flush my turds will force that baggie down the tube

so i took a PHATY shit and flushed and to my surprise it just clogged worse and started overflowing and so i was tryin to clean that shit up but cut myself on a sword that i keep hanging over the toilet. at this point i completely lost it because my cat just died so i smashed the FUCK out of my toilet with this dwarven sludge hammer thats also hanging in my bathroom and now my bathrooms kinda flooding but FUCK IT im gonna go get some fucking taco bell LATE
 
hahahaahahahaha i fucking love you no homo, best post ive ever read. but well also need pics, or it obviously didnt happen.also if this did just happpen tell your dad some niggs broke in ad went nuts, adn hide some shitso it looks like they stole some shit.
 
hahahaha, mad funny, and it's been said, pics or it didn't happen.

But either way, that story's hilarious.
 
what? you have swords and hammers hanging in your bathroom? that post actually made me laugh, usually they dont haha, good job sir.
 
i'm gonna need to see some pics of your bathroom, i want to know what kind of bathroom would have swords and hammers hanging in it.
 
so wait... you didn't actually destroy your toilet, did you? because a toilet smashed with a dwarven sledge hammer is probably worse than a clogged pipe.
 
"at this point i completely lost it because my cat just died"
this part is the funniest thing, in context, that i've read in a long fuckin time. i keep reading that post and just lose it at that point.
 
kind of. people like him make weed seem bad for you because "people do really dumb shit". sure, wen high you do soem stupid stuff, but flushing a plastic bag down a toilet, then trying to get it out with coat hangers, and eventually smashing the whole thing and leaving it for taco bell, is just dumb. i dont really find it funny, maybe im just uber tired.
 
you people need to stop flushing things down the toilet and use your trashcan.

this includes condoms. sewage lift stations constantly get fouled up and their pumps cleaned of condoms. use the trashcan.

and stop putting food down the disposal in the sink. get a compost. or use the trashcan.

your local WWTP operator will thank you.
 
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