Fuck da police! You can't tase me BRO!

[IcePointa]

Some dude basically patented taser proof clothes.

http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsearch-adv.htm&r=1&p=1&f=G&l=50&d=PTXT&S1=7,284,280&OS=7,284,280&RS=7,284,280

These will be a hit in de ghetto.

Till cops just start shooting people in the nuts with pistols again.

 

[crazyfuck]

this. is. awesome.

i know a kid who got tased and he said it was brutal... of course, he was on 7 hits of acid, so he doesn't remember all that much, but he said that he clearly remembers getting tased and having it be one of the worst experiences of his life. i realize that tasing is "non-lethal", but come on- it's basically a barbed wall plug that stabs into you and electrocutes you. this kid had bruising/scarring for about two months. i'm stoked to see someone trying to slap the pigs right back.

i can't see this being a huge hit in the ghetto, though... something tells me cops don't bother tasing boys in the ghetto, they beat them (far more satisfying for cops) or just shoot them, so maybe if it was a patent for a bullet-proof jumpsuit with built-in running shoes and tons of stash pockets it would do well...

 

[puhiS]

who the dude ever is his gonna be millionare with that west. where i live police uses teaser quite every time if they get any resistanse

 

[skiblandford]

if you get tased wearing the cloths just rip off the barbs and sick them right back onto the officer and tape the dudes fingeron the trigger so it cant stop

 

[Bardolph]

That is great

 

[Quinny]

So now you'll just clocked in the head with a nightstick and a face full of pepper spray?

 

[lorida]

Maybe people shouldn't resist police officers instead?

 

[ride-rider]

great now people are just gonna get flat out shot!

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

thank you.

 

[marc_sncl]

would be cool if it would use the electicity to have like little lights flashing all over it and playing the funkytown theme

 

[KeithB.]

If tasing doesn't work then they take it to the next level. Trust me, they don't just give up. Might prove useful with security gaurds though, I hate those guys, cop wannabes often sport more tude than the actual law, they usually are not allowed guns.

 

[IcePointa]

patent that shit son,

 

[solitaryman]

are you electric?

 

[skiEER]

nobody is gonna buy those

 

[highfive]

maybe youve never been treated unfairly by a police officer.

 

[coop-son]

pretty much like fucking ambassadors at a ski resort

hate them

 

[KeithB.]

I got some grief from a liftie the other day, he must have thought he could get promoted or something. We rode up the back on sleds at like 7:30 to get a run in before they started the gondola. This liftie at the top of bell mountain (a little mountain in the middle of aspen mtn.) yells at us and we watch as he calls ski patrol. Since we did nothing wrong we take our sweet time and then ski down, it was epic champagne pow, aspen at its best. I would have loved to have heard that liftie/troller conversation "why don't you just concentrate on your job and we will do ours", what a dill hole.