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NoTeefa

NoTeefa

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two fucking tickets in one day, fuck everyone

shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan

'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'

He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'
 
damn... ive gotten two in two weeks... my first two... one with my parents... but two in two days is intense... washington state troopers are seriously the gayest cops there are. drive through any other state and youll be hard pressed to see one cop. fuckers.

 
what are they for chris?

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^Rowen^

'Avi!'

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

 
ouch! how the hell did you manage that?

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
meh fuck it, life goes on

hov violation and a fucking parking ticket at the movie

shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan

'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'

He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'
 
Dude parking tickets don't matter they are like 10 bucks. and as for the HOV thats kinda your fault man, usally i'll support people who get fucked by the fuzz but shit man stay outta the HOV. anyway how much is the HOV thing?

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
a ticket is a ticket dude, its still money that i dont want to spend

hov violation was $101 and parking was $44, definitely not the most costly tickets ive gotten, just annoying

shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan

'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'

He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'
 
was the HOV durring the day? cuase if it was after 7pm it legal

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
carpool

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
nah, it was 7:30 in the morning on my way to work, freeway was fucking packed and i was late

shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan

'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'

He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'
 
^wow, ive never stopped to think about what HOV stands for...huh..wierd

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
Helps only vegans

humping obese virgins

hobbity obbity vobbity

he obvulantely vomitted (obvulantely)?

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be aware, ski with care
 
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^Rowen^

'Avi!'

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

 
such good closure.

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^Rowen^

'Avi!'

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

 
fuck you

shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan

'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'

He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'
 
i think we all know that answer to that question is: 'yes' come on now sean

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
no seriously. what is 3TC? you know I fucking hate abreviations, lol, wtf, NRG, XTC. 3TC doesn't even sound like anything. Unless its a god damned disease which I know have, fucking throat. I'm convinced this is just the mono finally coming to life after 2 years of dormancy. (cindy had mono REALLY bad two years ago, but I never got it. so its' been brewing. fuck me)

Hey. If you look at 3TC sideways, it kinda looks like ball-sac, cling-on battle cruiser, omega. Is that it?

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be aware, ski with care
 
I think its a type of HIV virus or something, the Diamond shape must resemble it i guess.

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^Rowen^

'Avi!'

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

 
I think its a type of HIV virus or something, the Diamond shape must resemble it i guess.

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^Rowen^

'Avi!'

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

 
i think the diamond shape resembles YOU rowen, a homosexual sinner boy. dirty dirty gays.

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be aware, ski with care
 
Waaaaahoooooo Sean!! C'mon, grab my sac already!

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^Rowen^

'Avi!'

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

 
ewwwwwwww **closes eyes**

dirty gay dirty gay. crime against god and jesus and the bible and moses.

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be aware, ski with care
 
haha oh man rowen....homo pride all the way, i'm glad your man enough to tell another man to grab your ball sac haha

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Snowboarding Is For Little Fat Kids
 
parking tickets are tit to beat - if the cop left it on your window and didn't give it to you personally. Just throw it out, when it comes time to renew the registration, it will come up, as unpaid, then fight it saying that you never got it.

The police cannot force you to pay a ticket that they have no proof you ever received.

 
parking tickets are tit to beat - if the cop left it on your window and didn't give it to you personally. Just throw it out, when it comes time to renew the registration, it will come up, as unpaid, then fight it saying that you never got it.

The police cannot force you to pay a ticket that they have no proof you ever received.

 
parking tickets are tit to beat - if the cop left it on your window and didn't give it to you personally. Just throw it out, when it comes time to renew the registration, it will come up, as unpaid, then fight it saying that you never got it.

The police cannot force you to pay a ticket that they have no proof you ever received.

 
parking tickets are tit to beat - if the cop left it on your window and didn't give it to you personally. Just throw it out, when it comes time to renew the registration, it will come up, as unpaid, then fight it saying that you never got it.

The police cannot force you to pay a ticket that they have no proof you ever received.

 
if he said it 4 times, it must be true.

its fucking like $40, just pay it instead of throwing it away. when i went to warren miller last year, i parked in 'US Marshal Parking only'

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be aware, ski with care
 
Dude, he was right about that pube thing.

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Rowen

The average human adult has one ovary and one testicle.

 
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