Fuck alcohol

petek

petek

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ok, last night i had a bit(1/2 a glass) of both jellyfish, and italian stallion 6 shots of liquid cocaine, 2 blowjobs, 2 shots of anti-freeze, 2 shots of gin washed down with peach juice, a shotglass of some shitty whisky and 3 beers and i was barely even buzzing.(all of this in less than a 2 hour span). University really made me tolerant, and its pissing me off because i dont have much money to spend, and now it takes a lot to get me even slightly drunk.

Cuddle? You fag!
 
oooy! yeah i would take abreak for a while and then drink in moderation. jesus! three glasses of wine and im feelin good.

T'as pas d'amis. C'est con pour toi.

 
2 shots of anti-freeze??? What the hell where you thinking???

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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

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i would probably die with that much.. 10 beers for me and i'll be naked in the supermarket

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'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake

'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs

 
yeah man...anti-freeze is not very good for you. hahaha, its a mixed drink.

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alcohol is good

giggidy giggidy gig-I-dee

acholcol makes me its bitch

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
 
anti-freeze is SO good. creme de menth, or whatever that liquer is called and vodka. Tastes a little bit like candy-canes and scope.

Cuddle? You fag!
 
mmmmmm. candy cane and scope. tasty.

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.'

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
^hahahaha. straight into the signature

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
the solution to cheaply getting drunk: amaretto and beast ice. well really its just the amaretto, mix it with any nasty ass beer and you instantly get alcoholic dr. pepper.

'skinny dipping sesh, later.' - laguna beach.
 
why would someone get intentionally drunk?

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^hahaha ONE of the ONLY ahahaha lmao
 
drink redbull with your alcohol. it gives you a massive boost and intensifies your drunkness... so good.

 
start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore.

-Pat Melvin
 
^^wouldnt that be like speedballing? cause you'd be takin a downer and a speeder

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'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake

'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
 
i was going to start a new thread but this one seems worthy...the night before my sectional soccer game i drank 9 schmirnoffs in like 20 minutes or so and got a bj from an ugly girl...im so ashamed

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thats pretty fucking awesome duuude!!! you must be a real man to be able to handle that much liqour. you must be like, the only college student on here who has had so much booze that their tolerance has actually increased while at school. maybe you should join a frat. they actually have organizations where people like yourself can get around and get free beer, and fuck the brains out of nieve freshman girls.

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I noticed my tolerance rising when there was this 'culture' week at the town. 6 days straight, whoh.

A couple of weeks w/o alcohol works wonders. Then it's 12-pack and wasteage.

 
try 90 proof, that gets you drunk instantly.

-anna

skiing makes

me really

happy.

spreadin' the love, y0
 
i hear ya. after last night i never want to see alcohol AGAIN! fuck alcohol alot!

T'as pas d'amis. C'est con pour toi.

 
im 15 and after alcohol i made out with my best friends 24 year old nanny who is an illegal alien from russia, beat that shit...

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some peopel say that it is bad to have a low tolerance and that u r a pussy if u do, but the way ilok at is that if u have a low tollerance, u can drink less but get more drunk and isnt that wat drinkings all about?

summertime....and the livin's easy

oh well
 
oh yah the blowjob sucked too

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

 
This is why being Irish rules soo much. You can enjoy vasts amounts of alcohal without getting piss drunk.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
Hey man i'm czech. See the russians and ukrainians have their vodka. Germany and belgium have their beer. France has their wine. Czechs just drink all of it.

Cuddle? You fag!
 
because it's interesting, I came across it by accident when I was searching for another thread that my friend alex made last summer, and i'm anxious to see what some of the people in here think about what they said 8 years ago. It's like a time capsule.

If you don't like it, you can come over to my house, and let me fuck you in the vagina. If you are under 17, then disregard that.
 
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