FUCK 6/49

[Jake...]

TODAY the jackpot was 16 million so i was like fuck it might as well win that shit. 5 tickets, 10 bucks.

so tonight comes, im out with some buddies gettin loaded, its 11pm and my buddy (who also got tickets) was like yo do you think we won? so i check on my phone (internet access) and man i fucking on 1 ticket drew 3 of the 6 numbers, and on another one drew 3 plus the fuckin bonus of the 6. we start freaking thinking i got like a hundred bucks or something, celebrate, drink some more, i get home, check the winnings, and i fucking get 1O N1663R dollars each. 10 fuckin bucks. man. fuck that. i almost ripped it up and ate it i coudlnt beieve it. but i guess thats how itgoes right >? and hey, i did still win.

and this only applies to the canadians, fuck you american sones of bitches.

 

[ZavierV]

hahaha 10 n*gger dollars. ahahahaha priceless

 

[bigwhite.steeze]

sucks dude.

 

[FUUUCK]

tough break

 

[potato_man]

well, at least it wasnt a total loss

 

[Tinga]

so didnt you actually come out on top? what the fuck are you ranting about? shut up!

 

[Piste.Off]

at least you have your health

 

[PeteyG]

haha i lawlled

 

[Jake...]

buddy fuck you i came out with 10 bucks and i even said that i came a fucking head out. so fuck you .

im pissed given the fact i came out ahead alot more

 

[buchanan.]

but you got to drink more

 

[whattheshit]

you didn't get encore?

always get the encore dudeeeeee

 

[zerospinskier]

Ya thats cool though. Its 10 bucks CANADIAN. Thats like 200 American or something like that.

 

[Tinga]

wow

 

[2+2=5]

yeah my friends dad won 72 000 on a 10 million ticket. he missed one number.

 

[Jwenz]

at least you won more than i ever have..10 daollars niCE!

 

[Rajna]

i wish i had $10.

 

[Captain-T]

hahaha jea

 

[BusyJohnSohn]

thats nothing, Ive lost sooo much fucking money to proline on the last game of the night

 

[S-Titterington]

uh.... are you kidding me?

 

[ATLskier]

its the other way around, but not so much anymore.

 

[timmi]

if they gave 100 bucks to everyone who came close they wouldnt make too mcuh money.

 

[garettnorthey]

of the closet?

i had to say that............................

 

[Jake...]

yeah. you got me. fuck. damnit, i knew this day would come.

 

[grams.]

that means you gotta buy more tickets!

 

[doublexl]

at least you broke even

 

[zerospinskier]

I guess no one cought me e-sarcasm/joking....

 

[invaderskier36]

I lol'ed