FRIGGIN TOURIST BITCHES TALKIN SMACK

TannerCoulter.

TannerCoulter.

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OK, So today i was in Vail and some douchebags that had really nice shit, and of course couldn't smack their ass with both hands just came up and started talking shit. Assholes or Not assholes?
 
why did they just start talking shit for no reason? you had to do something to make them start talking shit
 
Rich tourists piss me off, they have the nicest shit, but they cant ski for anything and they freak out if u touch their skis in line!!!
 
Tourists who think they are the shit piss me off so much. Last year at Northstar I almost got in a fight with some douche from the Bay Area. It was on the weekend so the lines were long and there were all these dumbass gapers everywhere. This kid and his friends tried to cut in line and I called them on it. The kid was like "it's only a few spots it's not a big deal" and I was like "well If it's only a few spots why'd you bother cutting, go to the back of the line like everbody else" Keep in mind there were easily 300 people standing around. So the kids went to the back of the line but then one of them started talking shit behind me. I got in his face while all these people were watching and totally called him out and he just shut the fuck up right there like a little bitch, which he was. It was hilarious. All these people were standing around looking at us as I'm yelling at this kid and they were like back off man you don't need to get in a fight. I was just trying to set an example. The kid was a boner. I hate those kind of people. Locals gotta stick up for their hill and not let douche bag tourists act like they own the place.
 
a few times people who were obviously tourists have yelled things like "ha ha! Hey, moron, you're skiing backwards! Learn to ski!" from the lift. It's kinda annoying and funny at the same time.
 
Actually I got a little annoyed when a little kid on a snowboard in the park deliberatly rode over the back of my skis while we where all waiting in line to hit this 3 option jump. Of course he hit the smallest and cased it like a 5 year old bitchass while me and my buddies where hitting the "largest" of the options. Fucking kids have no respect.
 
"This kid and his friends tried to cut in line and I called them on it."

This dude cut in line on a powder day at 7th Heaven chair once. I saw this crazy chick take off her skis, walk over to him, step on the back of one of his bindings, reach down and grab his ski and throw it to the end of the line. It was glorious.
 
so you think thats funny? Listen to this...

last week im coaching my kids, by the way who absolutley RIP...and we're waiting to hit the rail cuz there's 10 barneys in the way...This snowboarder snakes the line while im talking with the mountain manager and shouts,

"Get on a snowboard if your gonna ride the park"

So the mtn manager (who is 40 something) and I both look at each other in disbelief.

He then procedes to eat shit so we ski up to him and I say, "Are you really that arrogant or just born stupid"

He replies, "Fuck you, its a 'snowboard' park fuck off." in typical city faggot fashion and throws a snowball that hits the mtn Manager. All hell breaks loose and he get his (day)pass taken away. Ski patrol escorts him off the mtn and he is forced to take a "terrain park" - not a "snowboard park", course and has to write a letter of appology to the mtn, and to the paper. Funny thing is he came into my work with his family to eat dinner and I walked up to his table and asked him how the "snowboard park" was today. His face went white as I explained why his 5 day pass got revoked.

Here's a lesson for ya:

1.) Being an arrogant punk gets you no

where.

2.) You fuck with the right guy and he will find you later and make your life miserable.

By the way this kid was 17. And my four kids who were trying switch onto the rail, schooled it with 3 of them doing switchups and 270 out. We all had a good laugh.
 
word stand up for your own hill.

i also think its pretty funny how in different parts of the country we all have different names for these fools.

joey,josephs,tony's,gapers, barneys im sure theres more.
 
you are a local at vail and complain about tourists? i agree that they were assholes, but, they are the reason you have a house. they are the reason vail exists the way it does. its obviously not ski bums that scrape cash for next yrs steeze that pump money into that resort...
 
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