french view of americans

honestly, if the french hate us its our fault for supporting an idiot of a president. your brand of american nieve-ity is just what makes this country so gay. when the president pisses whole countries off, they naturally turn against the united states and all we supposedly stand for. this is a representative 'democracy' afterall. he is what you choose to represent you to the world, and now i have to deal with it for the nest 4 years

Rubber Ducky steeze, awwwwww!

sorry boys, there was no pro hoeing-skibrdingbtch

However, they are little bitches that haven't even heard of metal edged skis or the clitoris-twintipteles

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Rubber Ducky steeze, awwwwww!

sorry boys, there was no pro hoeing-skibrdingbtch

However, they are little bitches that haven't even heard of metal edged skis or the clitoris-twintipteles

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ya great. just because your country is fucked up just go and sew a canadian flag patch on your backpack. ruin out reputition while you are at it.

 
im not sewing a canadian flag to anything! and yes im in French 3, i should know alot of french but honestly i have somehow managed to slide by with knowing as little as possible. and im not that odd(my names Pierce, so pierceme kinda makes sense. its a joke not some sick fetish thing people usually think, if thats why u said i seem odd)

I ski at the crappiest hill ever...

 
who fucking cares they won't bite you

There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.
 
Im proud to be a Canadian and find it super annoying when Americans try to pass off as a canuck because they are embarassed about their own country.

They dont even know shit about

Canada even the fucking president didnt know the name of our prime minister he called him jean poutine!

I know you said that you are not sewing a flag on but there are companies in the states that sell a Canadian travel kit with a Canadian flag, badge, shirt and small book with a little information to americans.

I travel proudly with my flag on my back and on my skin and always will, so dont ruin that for me...

note to self avoid blowing motor....again
 
u wont understand a freakin word..they talk alot different than what u learn in school besides they fact that there are not too many good french teachers here..or at least ppl with an bad accent...they hate Bush over there but they dont hate americans...same everywhere in Europe...90 of all germans were for Kerry in the elections not because they liked Kerry but because they hated Bush

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I swaped the Alps with the Middle of Wisconson can't wait till I can go back where I belong!
 
french people think americans shower to much. its true! theyre all about the badass hygiene hahahaha

-steve

people are stupid.
dont piss me off; im running out out places to put the bodies
 
^ That's because more than 2 showers a week for the French is like a sin or something.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

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hahaha for some reason it seems like g-dawg slips in and out of gangsta-speak. anyways,

yeah, it is really unfair to us canadians for you to be sewing flags onto your pack adn shit. what if you make an ass of yourself? which, no i wont go there. anyways..its dishonest. so theres some moral superiority for you.

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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp

im native *beats a drum*

-ontarioskiingsucks

and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer

-EastCoastPride

TMC, JC, S3p
 
America as a whole i hate, America is just a bunch of fat lazy stupid pigs who think they can run the world, and in 2012 when the next bush to take the thrown sp ends it all im gonna be happy, Earth needs a real deep enema

 
'that you get shot by someone who, like me, hates americans, no matter who they are, but just because they are from the US, guy.'

AHAHAHAHAH A FRENCHIE SHOOTING SOMEONE. WHAT A FUCKING HOOT!!!!

 
You guys just have too many guns that scares the shit out of us europeans...and just because I read ur name I think u own one too :P...

sooo run the americans are gonna shoot u :P

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I swaped the Alps with the Middle of Wisconson can't wait till I can go back where I belong!
 
americans: please don't sew canadian badges on your packs because we don't want any americans pretending they're canadian and giving candadians a bad name. And g-dawg DONT TALK LIKE THAT GODDAMMIT. Just be a normal person and im sure youll be able to shrug off any negative first impressions.

 
if you go to france and they don't like you, who gives a fuck, they can't fight worth shit.

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when will people learn that anti-americanism only fuls more american nationalism.

I'm an ocean in your bedroom
Make you feel warm
Make you want to re-assume
Now we know it all for sure

The star wars of the 80's!!!
I'm rick james, bitch.
 
fine then more american nationalism =less fuckers pretending to be Canadian, but that being said it also means we get drowned in american propogands, wait more propoganda in the great white north

note to self avoid blowing motor....again
 
why would any true american sew a canadian patch on anything of theirs? yea because i want people to ask me: what flag is that? heh sorry bout that one. o yea and I don't own just 'a' gun. i own 11.

 
sounds like NS.com

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
No one gives a crap if you are american, there are lots of white people in the world, so they'll probably think your European or Canadian.

 
its TOTALLY true... when I was in france two years ago, I they had an anti-bush march thing... me and my friends marched with em, it was crazy. they were giving away the sweetest orange shirts that says *FUCK BUSH* on them. (I'm from Canada, but I was travelling with american friends) to it was hilarious. good times.

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- Harvιε


I skι therefore I aм

 
tip #1: pretend to be australian!

some french people (mainly the ones that work in convenience stores) are a bit sus of people who speak english and dont try their hardest to be helpful, but once they find out you're from australia, they'll go so far as to find some guy that speaks english to help you. french chicks are also instantly drawn to you, although most of them are hairy soapdodgers.

just act really humble and put 100% effort into being polite all the time.

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if I ever see Shane McConkey, I'm going to point at his skis and go 'Dude, they look like waterskis!' just to keep the trend going.
 
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