freestylin(rap)

b-ladd

b-ladd

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post ur freeestylings here

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save a tree: stop making report cards

dont dink and drive- you might spill your beer
 
Thats dumb.. Its not really 'freestlyin' if you have time to think about what you are going to right...

*Insert wity Signature here*
 
in that case, post ur home written raps here

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save a tree: stop making report cards

dont dink and drive- you might spill your beer
 
this thread was created by someone who thinks rap is gay....

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
 
weazelzb wuz freesting and it got me thinking

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save a tree: stop making report cards

dont dink and drive- you might spill your beer
 
hey ya better take the time to read my rhyme!

hell yeah im back

ready to attack

im commin in 2004

ill be breakin down yo door

Mouse & Reestra had it once

we neeed more

I'll party it up

ya'll be like 'whut?'

cuz smokin the herb

drops the learnin curve

it kills my reaction time

and my rhyme

you think this would be a sign

of corruption

but don't make that aussumtion

cuz it's always a blast

being part of the cast

of us crazy norhtern skiers!

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While I was ridding the lift at Copper Mtn:

Man: So where ya from?

Me: Montana

Man: Oh… so your from Canada?

Me: *Sigh* thinking to myself 'stupid Coloradian'
 
me and teddy had a crazy rhyme conversation awhile back..we went for awhile

=J. KIESEL=

Take Only Pictures

Leave Only Footprints
 
talk to d lite he will take even the best of you to school... there was a good hate post turned freestyle a while back....

-Nick Iwanyhsyn

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Canada Represent

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

'Hokey Pokey is one crazy song. When I was 5 in kindergarten I couldnt get those moves down. I think I was discouraged by my israeli background. They just laughed at me...'- mikee

 
mann you can't rhyme on the internet

it just aint the same..

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----------------------420 Crew----------------------

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hes right/\. its kinda hard cuz you can't tell the rhythm, or the beat at all. so its kinda gay if you can't ffeel how the beat goes, then it sounds like shit in yer head

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'this is called the vicious blow, when you hit him you gotta strike him with yer mouth!!'--gay football coach

'wow look at the weirdo, he got his dang nab skis on backwards.....and backwards the other way too!! wow i bet that feels funny.'--some hick in Idaho
 
lol RS4LIFE i think i remember that hate post that became a rhyming one...

-Ryan

'oh hes from canada we will give him a break on spelling'- dspin7x

'i is frum cehnehdeh tu, feck off.'- cj

' guys are far from evil. We're like little bunnies'-itsbackfliptime
 
slalomstart is rhyming with a syllable singular

SHE can't even put 2 together, let alone triangular

triangles have 3 sides, making them extensive

i hate you, your family lives off pension.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
hey i tried

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Marianne: He's throwin down some sick shit, its like Tanner Hall sick.

Me: Dude thats pretty sick.

I'm gonna bust out my hash browns and cook me some breakfast!

'So uh when did you start, ya know, uh, mastubating?'

'I was horny once and it just happend'

**NORTHERN REPRESENT**

 
to dj extreme: wut?

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save a tree: stop making report cards

dont dink and drive- you might spill your beer
 
u lookin pretty tan

did u use a toner?

i see u lookin at jo mamma

and i know u gettin a lil boner u fuckin loner. ur a dick, a prick and u fuckin make sick

look at ur deformed ugly face, it fuckin makes me puke,

shhhh be quiet i hear u be gettin head from a man named duke. i be fuckin up ur hos like mojo, a animal simply understandable, who u lookin up too tell me who?a a skinny white motherfuckin jew, aint it true? so true u stupid fuck

shut ur mouth cause u be outta luck.

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
 
lol^

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
 
you skiers don't understand my flow

i'm extrordinary, then there's my flow

your mom is fat, she's beefy tit's hoe

cko is a donator, so am i, yo.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
you said flow twice, DQ'ed

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What the hell is this, i said egg whites only! You trying to give me a bloody heart attack?? Make it again!!! Aaaah the breakfast thing, it wasnt even about the eggs, really. Frankly i like the yolks, i, i, i do. I have no problem, its just theres always been alot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much as i want to kill her. It's just i want her to not be alive anymore. Uh, i sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then i think to myself,'My god, wouldnt it be marvolous if i turned out to be a homosexual?' -Stewie

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
 
i definitely didn't mean to do that

typo

wait, what the fuck DID i mean to type

dq me, i'll annilate you in a non-sarcastic rap

and i might be able to spell anihallate too

please dq me, i DID say 'flow' twice. i wonder what i meant.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
my rhymes are complexinary

more so than bushes weaponary

after this ill be taking a walk with you momma through the cemetary

take a break for gods sake

u speak as though u been chewin on too much fruit cake

when u type on this stupid site

u sound as though ur in denial

so please, go home and watch 8 mile

 
djextreme,

this guy is genetically inferior to a deformed felon.

Thats why his ass is the only place he gets some lovin

I have - to -deliver - the - cold - hard facts,

you are about as smart as a virus ridden rats

You have a personality worthy of fishy smelling head lice.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice

Excuse me i just caught a glimps of your face i gotta vommit,

you have less of a shot at success than a mouldy bag of sh-i-t

I guess that makes perfict sence since u smell 100% like it

Keep rhyming, mambe someday you'll say something intelligent

On that day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.

SO my advice is to battle back, im sure ull regrett it

DJ,you so ugly you look like Alan Greenspan after a market crash.

I guess that makes sence since thie ryhme game is making u zero cash.

Your better off homeliss, cuz right now u to poor to even PAY attention.

Your house is so welfare cockroaches need a 4-x-4 to get across her kitchen

I know your girl friend's got you wiped, but thats no reason to be Bitchen

You should be bitchen cuz she got your ass working in the kitchen

And every time you take of her panties, it sound like velcro

Your girl is like a shotgun too, one c*** and that bi** will BLOW

DJ, is a sexy beast, who enjoys shredded provolone cheese.

Sitting on the curb with knee-pads yelling 'Curb Service please!'

This guys is so gay i bet he could even suck-start a Harley!

Smoking so much weed this bi** could revive bob marley

Now Rase yall hands if your ready for my grand finnaly

This guy is like a big mac, full of fat and only worth a buck

His rhymes are like a vacume cleaner...... THEY REALLY SUCK

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
for all u dumb ppl who dont no whop alan greenspan is: ALAN GREENSPAN knows a recession when he sees one. The cautious chief of the Federal Reserve Board, or Fed, was a child through the Depression, became President Gerald Ford's top economic adviser during the economic woes of the mid-'70s, and ascended to his current post mere months before the stock market crash of 1987. It stands to reason that Greenspan, often dubbed the second most powerful man in America, is obsessed with balancing the U.S. economy between boom and bust.

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
you stupid mcs can step to me;

il make you fucken fags get down on one knee;

youl be wanten to suck my dick like that shit is free;

im running this whole expierement, your just a chimpanzee;

i rep the 206, you just got past the statue of liberty;

as you pass ellis island, you hope you will be great;

i will smash on you as you try to rhyme, but it will be to late;

you were destind to loose, it was your fate;

so go back to your home and masturbate;

your just sad cus you a fake.

COC sesh E
 
ucant freestyle

u aint got no style

u think ur pimpin

u really just a simpleton

like mr stimpleton

from rocket power

i think u should just go cower

under the bed

u lie 'bout gettin head

biiiotch

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save a tree: stop making report cards

dont dink and drive- you might spill your beer

i swear to god i didnt do it
 
to skipunk99

u fuckin poser

who thinks hes a punk

should just quit skiing and become a monk

cause u like the cock

and that aint just a mock

cause im the best cant you see?

so u can come here and suck me

u go hunting for the penis

but when i go out for the hunt

i be lookin for some fresh cunt.

so for the record dont call rap gay

cause next time i see u, u gonna pay.

brandon shut the fuck up

and go fuck ur new baby pup

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
 
^^^you stupid fool

you think your cool

u suk preppy dick

u just make me sik

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save a tree: stop making report cards

dont dink and drive- you might spill your beer

i swear to god i didnt do it
 
and thats all u need to know

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save a tree: stop making report cards

dont dink and drive- you might spill your beer

i swear to god i didnt do it
 
Brandon:

fag, u be lookin pretty tan, u musta used a toner,

but i see u staring at ur uncle and i know u gettin a eencie weeencie boner,

for u i aint see a good fate,

so u better whip out the ol brad pitt pic and masterbate,

and that aint just a notion

so get ready and pull out the lotion

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
 
zak:

the names brendan

at least spell it rite

ur neck im bendin

its gonna snap

cuz put real simple

U CANT RAP!!

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save a tree: stop making report cards

dont dink and drive- you might spill your beer

i swear to god i didnt do it
 
u can spell my name right to u lil wussy

its Z-A-C-H u get it pussy?

u aint got no mic skills, but u got a boyfriend named tom,

fucka all your lyrics be coming from LYRICS.com

and u know its true,

u lil piece of monkey poo,

so shut the fuck up and listen to the jew

u motha fuckin foo

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
 
dude: im fukin jewish too

u screamed in that movie wen she sed boo!

u little pussy

go suk sum cok

cuz u know thats all u got

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save a tree: stop making report cards

dont dink and drive- you might spill your beer

i swear to god i didnt do it
 
that rap fuckin sucked, definately not tite

i schooled u 1,2,3, 4 times

and u still aint got it right

whenever im by u, i dont see one ho in site,

but i heard u slapped a girl and got in a fight

and during that fite u had to give the ho a bite

fag, that aint rite, when i see u im gonna fuck u up wid all my power and mite

so lets stop this gay lil battle

so u can get back to suckin ur uncles paddle

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
 
we got punk rapper over here;

holden it down for newschoolers queer;

if your not online yhou love given your mom a pap schmear;

that yeast infection in your mouth is to big, how can you cheer?

its allright we know you anit got shit in that sphere;

resten on yoru shoulders, its what brings your fear;

im done with this battle

COC sesh E
 
hey sorry neil, i didn't read your rhymes

i was busy doing your mom

doing your mom NINE TIMES

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
yep. there's been a few freestyle threads, but I think that Mercer and I had the best one going, about, say, 12 months or so, back.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
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