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j.bird

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ok, me and a freind started doin this at work now i do it all the time its hella fun but anyway here she goes.....

anyway.......im bout to flow, i never let go, o please drop to yer knees, befo i sock u and make u wheeze bitch, yer like a little snitch, goin to da five o, man yer girls a fuckin hoe.....but hey she gives a good blow, but i denied that skank, cuz her shit smells fuckin rank, like a fuckin shit tank, man im tired of rhymin it comes naturally, but actually, forget that bitch ashley, she smells of tuna too, man, she blew me like a tuba too. uh uh check it

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^^^^^^^^^no yer a dumbass, there used to be freestyles on here all da time, frum *neil and other people. and if yer sayin i yanked my rhymes from somewhere then prove it cuz they are original

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mine arn't as bad as yers hahahaha cuz that shit was fuckin weak. So bleak, you need to seek help for yer weak ass shit, it smells of a rotten clit, or a pile o dogshit. I got a trigger finger itchin to leave u stiffer and mo disfigured that chris-(pause)-topher reeves....

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skiinstead, your rap sucked compared to randalls, his had depth, told a story, yours is all bling bling, fuck, shit, cunt, doesnt relate to shit

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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.
 
i bet u suck the dick too, man put on your shoe cuz we about to go fight, i ran yer girl just the other nite.....

dam you guys are weak i thot i was bad hahah

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yo, skiinstead, you give head, thats whack fool, what a tool, i eat people like you, for breakfast, like a bowl of crispix, i think i got my fix.

Whale Rap: Man, dis' shits fo' real yo! Out in da' big ocean, theres this big navy ship, with a big ol gun, which shoots sonar, way far, at the whales, it makes them pale, and their ears hemmorage, which is more than a blemish, their ears explode, like a super no----va. they dont know where dey go, they lose their flow, on teh beach they go. and die. im out fools

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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.
 
your ass is looking scary/

your dick is looking hairy

your nose is looking snoty

your face is looking ugly

your bitch is looking sluty

your mom is looking DAMN GOOD I SMACKED THAT ASS 10 TIMES

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---> www.powder11.com
 
that was tite if u wrote the second part the first part was as weak as me

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whale rap was all me, it was on my mind, cuz i had to find, all this dumb information, for english class, which sucked ass. anyways, ive been reasearchin for days, for this big debate.

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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.
 
yall think your so sweet well go hide under the fuckin sheet cause im the bitch you all wanna eat although only one man knows hes kinda a shmoe but he got me suckin his toe i know yall think im a fool but some people say damn shes so cool i wanna be her then ya go ber and yourpretty fuckin sure tht your gonna get to perrr

yeah ok im done i know i suck but i just like to fuck so dont chuck the puck

peace

Montana fucking rocks and anyone that call montanans rednecks should die

im out

love and peace
 
yea' boyeee!!

yo, Gsqueen you from montana, so am i, that shits whack, theres all these quacks, in my hometown, they make me frown, cuz they do meth, like this chick named beth, she was all cool, until she quit school, started smokin meth, gave her bad breath, then she died, her brain got fried, her dad cried, and came to our school, started sayin, to do meth, you must be a fool, he preached to us, about god and stuff, i was like this is all fluff, go away, he said 'oh ok' and left, then i drove off in my geo, saw a kid named leo, i was like wanna race, and he was like youre a disgrace, i punched him in the face, then i kept cruisin, in the geo, after i punched leo, whoop whoop. my town sucks, all these stupid fucks, tehy are hicks, and rednecks, who have sex, with horses, thats shits fucked, off the horse they get bucked, then their ass hurts, from gettin the squirts from meth, which gave them bad breath, columbia falls is gay, i wish i lived in missoula.

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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.
 
nobody can beat me, hell yes

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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.
 
yer not bad, i'll admit

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i just rap about whats happin in my world man, its rap from the heart

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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.
 
you dont rhyme that much or maybe i just am retarded who knows

Montana fucking rocks and anyone that call montanans rednecks should die

im out

love and peace
 
i rhyme alot, and i represented montana

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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.
 
whack-quack

hometown- frown

meth-beth

meth-breath

died-fried

fried-cried

school-fool.....

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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.
 
You think you're hot, with bitch ass rhymes?

You should be shot, a thousand times.

Ski instead is as hard as R. Kelly,

In chuck e. cheeze, is that where you get your steeze?

Skinstead, skinstead, didcha catch what I dun said?

Fuck with the best, and you end up dead.

I don't fuck around. I'll use my mack,

Moms will find you in the gutter, dead on yo back.

All I hear is bleep,

You lack a beat,

Mindless sheep,

In for a quick defeat..

Now I've awaken from doom

Make your rant quick

While I escape this tomb

A labyrinth is my mind..

In it coincides a simple truth..

That Those who seek, shall find

A catastrophic fiery ring

Engulfing, everlasting

Could stop a king.

Now join the song,

And sing along,

Do no wrong,

For I am the best of Hong Kong.

The Don Juan

Is Gone

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
My Ryhme routine, its obsence, you guys think you know whats going down, you gonna be taken to the pound. Like hounds, you waddle around, can't even ryhme sound with sound. Stop, while your ahead, dont wanna be left for dead. Although that would make your mom easier to get in bed. The philosphy of time, the dime that prospects your time here, in this battle of wits, can't take a hit, has gotten dull, gotten into a lull. And they prophesize the downfall of your life in All, honesty, please us by leaving, never come back, take a trip, don't forget to bring your backpack! Now, yo cna all bow down, I've layed down the sound, time to step down, and accept the pound-ing that accompanies, the timpanie's pounding on the drums, the beat of your demise, time to realise.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-
 
I got sumtin' to say, and I need the world to hear it. I'm a lyricologist. I can rap about anything. Shrink, shrink. Blinkity-blink. Tried to make me think. Wanna go to my sink. And vomit. Clean it up wit' Comet. Earth is my planet. See? I'm the shiznit!

My name is B-rad. Not Robbie van Winkle. I like my lattes non-fat and don't fo-get the sprinkle.

Traffic, traffic lookin' fo my chapstick, feelin' kinda car sick, there's a Ford Maverick!

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~Jameson~

Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL

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FARP got its start in the dark

We thought all day with our pal Mark.

Finally it hit us. FARP's the name

Then we went out and screwed some dames

After hours and hours of bangin

our dicks were low and hangin.

It was over we were stuck.

After all that we just couldnt get it up.

We went to the drug store

because we wanted more

They gave us viagra for our ED

Then we went out and got some more LADEES.

whooka whooka.

FARP Trailer

'Simply put, the greatest trailer ever'- Resnick13

FARP Forum

www.FARP.tk
 
yo...yo...

Put your hands up,

wave them from side to side.

and show that ns pride.

Are you down?

with the funky sound?

I'm the freestyle child,

I just gone wild,

My words like blades,

cruisin' with my shades,

in my 6'4,

open the door.

Who walks out?

J-DOG no doubt.

It's the flyin' squirrel,

the one who'se gonna hurl.

You know him..

What's my name?

It's still the same.

The name's J to the A

from around the way

Double R and an E

don't forget the two t's

that's my name

and I'm ahead of my game.

Superstar

Chizzle my nizzle,

wasn't raised in Compton or in the streets,

I'm just a white boy who'se got some beets.

Where am I from?

Raised in the boons,

grew up with raccoons,

In a house made of wood,

In the mountain hood.

Plenty of trees

..lots of deze.

Am I chinese or from Beliz?

that's the riddle,

with sam caylor in the middle.

Didn't teach Jackie Chan,

but I'm still the man.

Gotta go,

down with the flow,

cops on my back,

it's just cuz I'm back,

or that I'm a wannabe mack.

I still got my stack,

it's under my rack,

they mad-whacked,

but I'm... laid-back.

Happy in my shack.

And all the dogs go..

Bow..wow... yo.. yo..

(this was from a song I did a while back for a dance.. I got it on cd somewhere)

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
wheres all the mad rappers at, its like a jungle in this habitat, all u savage cats learned i was strapped with gats when u was cuddlin in da cabbage patch..... i had to continue ghostdragons shit

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hold up dog u wanna battle i raised u like cattle, i told u everything i kno, so now u can flow, but o no, i ima clown make yer mom frown cuz she know yer shits weak, my shits higher than the peak, of mt Bleak

i show no mercy fo you cluck motha fuckas stab me in tha back pull up wit tha caddleack watch as i make my papa stack wile you just snorit tha crack

ooweee im just gettin started dam yer girl stinks like she farted, but maybe just reaks of shit, with her rotten clit, man i wuld have a fit if she was my girl i just wanna hurl, i give my girl da pearls, ...

cuz shes bomb, bomber den yer mom, whos bangin that guy tom, she werks da corner, she a former slut, uhhhhh uhhhhh i i pump u fulla led, in tha fuckin so all ucan do is chill in da bed, till u almost dead, but i want u to suffer, cuz im just gonna get tuffer

Dam my fingers hurt, that took so long to type i forgot where i was goin with it like 10 times

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im to worn out to rap tonite

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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.
 
and jarrett, that blew my whale rap out of the water

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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.
 
CJ, his ski style truely aint dope

The only dope he knows is the shit he smokes

Better be scared of cancer or mamby STDs

Cuz i saw u in that back of Sams SUV

with volkelpro screamin that he wants sum too

Cuz sams ass is so fat it has room for two

So they let him in till he ejets white goo

1...2..3..4..5.. vokalpro was done

He looked out side saw ghostdraggon on the run

He was running from a women who wanted sum fun

thats why he such a pussy, he only likes dick

His ski style aint straight so ppl call him faggit

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---> www.powder11.com
 
neil i wuld have expected better frum u, that was whack

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^^ that made no sence..1st u said u would of expeted better from me, but then u said it was wack, and isnt wack a good thing? so u just like confused my ass

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---> www.powder11.com
 
whack means shitty, gay crappy, awful, horrible i culd gone forever baby

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T. Bizzle's shizzle ain't that izzle

Cause he sounds like he just took a pizzle

This freestylin thread is pretty dope

But i'm just trash without any hope

Mabye I'm done, I'll go mope

I'll go eat some rubber-ducky soap

I wish I was skiing, but that I'm not

I'm just sitting here, beginning to rot

My ass is turning into a big red dot

Cause I'm sittin on an oven, and it's pretty hot.

You can't touch my beats, can't get this style

And no, my name's not fucking Kyle

Yo, bitch, you best get ready to smile

Cause this is it, that's enough for a while

That's it for now, hope you liked the show

But now i gots to go and blow my dough.

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*Official Skiier*

*Official Creator of the 1st Power Outage thread*

'I'm an accomplished, certified shitter.' - Jooky

'Thats called 'Stealingg' Money , its 'Illegal'.' - P-JO

'use your crutches as pole-vaulting-mechanisms and launch yourself into water' - rsd
 
Don't call me man, I'll make you eat shit from a can

Nappy Roots sucks, like a big mack truck

But, fuck, i doesn't know what is is,

So i'm gonna end this shiz

Don't try to deny this thread

Created by skiinstead, who's kinda dead in the head

Don't worry, it's all in fun

The little AOL dude is on the run

Cause he needs some ketchup for his sesame seed bun

It really all seems like a big pun,

But, Word Up, cause i'm done.

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*Official Skiier*

*Official Creator of the 1st Power Outage thread*

'I'm an accomplished, certified shitter.' - Jooky

'Thats called 'Stealingg' Money , its 'Illegal'.' - P-JO

'use your crutches as pole-vaulting-mechanisms and launch yourself into water' - rsd
 
maaaaaaaan...

blow your dough?

yea' right,

mo' like blow a load.

i see you walkin down the road,

youre all hoppin like a toad.

gotta stay off them drugs,

wouldnt you rather have hugs?

i know i would, foo'

i sit on ns,

alongside the best,

i scratch my chest,

man did it itch,

so i was in this sitch,

i took my hand,

and formed a plan,

to scratch it, scratch it, whoop whoop. yea

I live in the ghetto, down in MT,

i play in the streets.

im packin heat,

so dont mess with me,

i have a rifle,

i shoot deer,

who do they fear?

thats right me,

this rhyme sucks

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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.
 
ok ok ....one time, i has this ill as rhyme, i was feelin fine, o wait here it comes, it comes naturally, well actually u just a bitch a fuckin snitch, tell yer homies to jump me again, i'll bet u i'll win, cus im bout bust there face in...uh uh

i locked you down put a fown got you walkin down town like a clown cuz i be packen pounds of rounds watchin deez clips hit tha ground riva color red got tha barle pointed to your head then you fled to your mothas bed

but instead of holdin back or gettin straped you go to tha 5-0 cuz youz a hoe dont you know you been a bitch dayz ago so

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aight, heres a cool one, its about my grocery store.

here goes

alright,

yo' i go to the super one,

its lots o' fun,

we walk the isles,

with big silly smiles,

i go to get some bread,

cuz my belly needs fed.

then theres this fat hoe,

with her boyfriend, what a shmoe,

shes all fallin out,

rolls everywhere,

all he does is caress her,

rubbin that fat,

hangin on them handles,

i bet hes on top.

then i go get some eggos,

leggo my eggo fool,

i meet some peeps, k-fiz and daniel.

he has a cocker spaniel,

its in the store,

it just shit on the floor,

im like fuck,

i aint touchin that,

and hes all, aight, ill do it, i think its phat.

then i punched him,

with gangster style,

im in denile,

but about what,

does he take it in the butt?

he cant, hes not gay,

but from straight, has he strayed?

probably not.

then k-fiz, thats another story,

she went running in all her glory,

at the football game,

she came,

dressed in noth-ing,

she skipped to the 50, 40, 30, 20, 10, touchdown

her boobs were floppin up and down.

what a fucked up night,

but to my delight,

im gonna go to bed.

all true events

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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.
 
ha-ha ha-ha, that's pretty phat

i beat shit with a baseball bat

it goes bang, and lands on the floor

right before i break the fuckin' door

gotta bring this thread back to the top

can't let it die like a dirty mop.....

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*Official Skiier*

*Official Creator of the 1st Power Outage thread*

'I'm an accomplished, certified shitter.' - Jooky

'Thats called 'Stealingg' Money , its 'Illegal'.' - P-JO

'use your crutches as pole-vaulting-mechanisms and launch yourself into water' - rsd
 
yes, rap is stupid, rap is dumb

but freestylin' man, it's just plain fun

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*Official Skiier*

*Official Creator of the 1st Power Outage thread*

'I'm an accomplished, certified shitter.' - Jooky

'Thats called 'Stealingg' Money , its 'Illegal'.' - P-JO

'use your crutches as pole-vaulting-mechanisms and launch yourself into water' - rsd
 
word up, this is my 800th post

NS.com, it's got the most

i'm gonna go and make me a snack

hope i don't step on a metal tack

cause if i did, i'd fall on my back

and probably hurt my poor ass-crack

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*Official Skiier*

*Official Creator of the 1st Power Outage thread*

'I'm an accomplished, certified shitter.' - Jooky

'Thats called 'Stealingg' Money , its 'Illegal'.' - P-JO

'use your crutches as pole-vaulting-mechanisms and launch yourself into water' - rsd
 
u need to kick some flava to your flow, so that it wont blow, all your raps suck get off the snow, and step up to the mike, and scream something mean, be like me, be all about the c.r.e.a.m, cash rules everything around me, so u see, bling bling muthafucka, u cant stop me or the one tweezy, 1 1 2 thats our muthafuckin crew, and now your messin with me, i thought you knew, that when u step to us, we will bust

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PAKENHAMMERZ 4 LIFE

www.pakenhammerz.cjb.net
 
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