Freestyle

Oh snap,

Here comes a rap.

Better sit down and secure the straps.

Cause I'm a gangsta, aint never seen a gun.

I rape about rape, but I'm a virgin, son.

Yo, yo, yo, my rhymes are tight.

My name is oops and I forgot I'm white.
 
THANK YOU! I thought I was alone in thinking that skiers aren't from the ghetto, but at least there is somebody with me!
 
k yall, dis shitz from da streetz

grab your can o beets

cause ur in for a treat

about shredded wheat...

so i went to the palace

to get me sum cheese

couldnt find my wife

only rusty dewees

he dumb, a gaybutt

def. not a gray not

i kick im in da face

cause this is my place

ace is da place

for home hardware..

so now i stare

down the hall

a box of wheat

is nailed to the wall

like jesus, bo beezus

that box aint got no steezus

so i whip out my penis

and piss on rustys face

cause this is my town

up down all around...

i reach for da wheat, but to my srprise

the tiny little shards get stuck in my eyes

shredded wheat that is kids

keep that shiz off the gridz

cause the militaries comin

and they know where youz livez

thank you and good night
 
The names Timmy G and I'm a fiend for weed

Did I mention I got some of the best green that youve ever seen

Bet its better than what you see in your dreams

I even sell it to

And its to suckas just like you

The the "r" outta friend

You only get fiend, and thats what they are to me cause they stack my green
 
yea pick it up u racist fuck

cause u square out of luck

tryin to sound like u tough shit

like u know whats up like u legit

but look at yoself, u 12 years old

no watch as shit unfold

before yo eyes

cause u r the one in

fo da big surprise

so dont back down

yo in fo yo demise

watch Lil Gordian rise

an then listen as yo momma cries

Lil G wearing da mink

fuckin yo momma in da pink
 
one from this last weekend...

This past weekend I was able to ski

Killington fast was the place to be

Jeffery, man did he bring the steeze

late disasters and two seven'd's

B-Crew slayed the boxes and rails

I wish I could have stayed and didnt have to bail

Bev you killed it But at that time you were a slave

The grand is ill and we should have stayed

Because I heard the next day was off the Chain

word was Kirsti and Witt were two of the names

I just gotta make it through the rest of the week

So I can Chill with people so sick there name I cant speak!
 
lil g coming from the SAN FRAN ghetto

he dresses in drag and wears stillettos

he's so gay, but he's in denial

he fucks pedmiqueo, the pedofile

who is the husband, who is the wife?

get real, get a life

Fuck it. I don't need to rhyme. Knock off your wannabe gangster shit. You are a fucking drain on society. Get a job or get out of my country you fucking parasite. And you suck at rapping. Yeah, I do too, but at least I don't take mine serious. Choose a different talent. Something you are good at, like sucking a dick.
 
shut da fuck up or i'll

put u 6 feet in da ground

cause i'm Lil G and i got it down

so fool no one will mourn

cause u was notin but scorned

cause u make fun of faggots, tryin to sound mean

even tho those fags would happily make u scream

i aint from san fran bitch, im from benicia, da west side

so it would be best if i didnt see u

when im rollin in my ride

cause fo u bitch, that would be suicide

an fo me? jus anotha homicide.

so listen to my voice

an make a choice

soon the pavements will run red

cause bitch wit a bullet to da head

u be dead.
 
Hi

I like to eat pie

and I saw a fly

now die

why?

cause this guy

liked to try

and i said my

why don't you lie

and I'm obviously not black so I cant rap-i

........ I'm done.....
 
Lil G is a homo

He is also kind of slow

Hes a gangster that likes the snow

Ive never heard of that befo

I thought black people didnt like the cold

MAybe its just cause hes so bold

Or is it because he likes to hold

Peliqueernos dick in his hand while he makes demands
 
check it.

yo my name is keith and yea im an asthmatic,

but i'm making all the dough while you're a crack addict.

don't battle with me, you don't wanna get hurt,

yea that's me on the street, the kid with the g-uNOT shirt.
 
ignorant bitch probably never heard of new york

probably a dumb hick sayin "get dem niggers" holdin his pitchfork

think he hard wit a icon of mary jane

bitch, u put my drug of choice to shame.

what u so bent on homo for fool

when u folow the same principles

the same rules

but lil G say it immoral

fo bitches like u

to dress all floral.

now bitch dont try to act tough

ive all already beat down u fake rappers

so enough is enough

peace in da hood.
 
So Let me tell you something about where i'm from

We got a lil bit of drugs but not many guns

In the summer we like to go to the beach

But when we're in school we let our teacher's teach

Because we all wanna grow up smart and big

And we're all very tolerant of jews and nigs

This place i speak of is called H town.

Dont fuck with us cause we're throwin it down

So next time you are in the midwest, you better stop by cause we're doin it best
 
^hands down, that's some quality shit. this is like a funny s&l skit with you kids trying to fuck with someone that obviously has talent
 
Hey lil g... why are all of your raps the exact same? Bascially, every single one of your freestyles that I've read calls someone a bitch, says you are gonna kill them, and says that you are a gangster. Mix it up a little bit. Maybe some less violent material? Perhaps some philosophy, or something educational?
 
dude... mine Ryhmes have ill steeze and mad flow

and your blind if you couldnt see that fo sho!

Because my skills are untouched

and my beats are fresh

They will keep you dancing

till the day for your death

JEA!
 
Hello all of ya' foos

now im done readin your issues,

Jarlen is in da house, bet you feel tha bass

I'm gona spank allyours ass!

I'm from DK, so it wont take long for the judge to screem EK!

Fuck this shit, i'm outy!
 
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