"Parkour," as is now the new name for it, is pretty much a way for everyone who sucks at every real sport to still try to look cool but fail miserably. I mean, really, think about what they're doing...running around and jumping off shit. I bet I could do backflips off benches or jump between buildings too, but I'd need to get a lot gayer first.
Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.
'Wayne Gretzky? Isn't that the guy from Wayne's World?' -My infinitely wise cousin