Freestyle Mad Libs

[adam.]

ryan likes to stick obscure objects up his butt including a beet

 

[s.jeff]

while gavin is sucking andrews feet

 

[r.w]

^feet was used byt the way.

adam eats carpet

 

[BigJew]

While licking Gavin's armpit

 

[r.w]

they dont rhyme.

admas ass is a target.

 

[T.Fern]

he got screwed by a guy named marget

 

[adam.]

i cant think of anything that ryhms so ill make a new 1

eric does trees

 

[Corkster]

and got a sexually transmitted disease

 

[s.jeff]

and along with the disease came some horny fleas.

 

[adam.]

but the fleas didnt have enough room to do eric becvause oh the bees

 

[BigJew]

Adam can't spell

 

[Corkster]

thats because his best friend is fidel

 

[adam.]

and he'll be laughing his head off when eric is burning in hell

 

[T.Fern]

adam does eric and he likes it very well

 

[adam.]

taylor is dope

 

[Park_Rider_435]

eric washes his hair with soap

 

[adam.]

any chance of getting a man? not a hope

 

[r.w]

colin likes it when the men grope

 

[adam.]

ryan smells funny

 

[Park_Rider_435]

he humps litttle bunnys

 

[r.w]

adam and colins asses are a little runny

 

[adam.]

before sex ryan likes to coat himself in honey

 

[garettnorthey]

I just took a deuce.

(but not really)

 

[Park_Rider_435]

but that doest rymth with anything so here is a new one

I HATE FRENCH

 

[adam.]

so go fuck yourself with a bench

 

[Corkster]

i want to whack the teacher with a wrench

 

[r.w]

adam cant hide his stench

 

[Corkster]

thats because of his dirty wench

 

[T.Fern]

colin and stephen bump uglies

 

[garettnorthey]

I went Trick or treating.

 

[adam.]

its your time of the month so you are bleading

 

[Corkster]

to me that is quite misleading

 

[garettnorthey]

Check out this book I am reading.

 

[adam.]

garetts in heat

 

[r.w]

adam fucks his feet.

 

[BigJew]

Canyon opening on the 11th is sweet!

 

[adam.]

ryan lost his man because he is a cheat

 

[s.jeff]

i just sold 4 hats

 

[adam.]

do you shit bats?

 

[r.w]

adam masterbates with mats?

 

[adam.]

men wont do ryan do matter how much hee pays them so he has to resord to cats

 

[r.w]

adam makes no sense, his mom feeds him rats

 

[Park_Rider_435]

and that was 5 so here is a new one

Adam is a NOOB

 

[s.jeff]

he likes to suck mens boobs

 

[s.jeff]

sorry i meant to put man boobs

 

[adam.]

how can i be a noob i have been here longer than you

colin pretends to have sex with a tube

 

[r.w]

ive already gone skiing haha

i like to eat food.

 

[s.jeff]

when adam has anal sex he doesnt use lube !

NEW ONE

Line skis is gettting sued by kiss

 

[adam.]

when stephen tries to have sex in the dark with his man friend he usually has a miss

 

[Park_Rider_435]

i just took a piss