Freestyle Friday

foodisfun

foodisfun

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Yea i know i've been posting a lot, but it's raining so I call for a freestyle.

check it,

it's freestyle friday, the last day of the week,

freestyle friday, where my rhymes are at their peak.

yo my name is keith thats e before i,

your skills don't compare so don't even try.

i make this up on the fly,

is that a tear in your eye,

now run home and cry, i rhyme to get by,

im just an ordinary guy,

i'm even just a little shy,

like jadakiss i ask why

my talent you deny,

i got rhymes in full supply,

you're tempted to click "reply"

so i just sit here and sigh,

while you try apply,

as little skill that you buy,

don't try to be my ally,

the laws of rhyme i defy

ok im done

gotta find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternooon delight

 
AIIGHT, It's about to get dirty up in here yo!

You said you a gangster

But you neva pop nothin

You said you a wangster

and you need to stop frontin

You ain'ta friend of mine,( huh)

You ain't a kin of mine,( nah)

What makes you think that Ima run up on you with the nine

We do this all the time

Right now we on the grind

So hurry up and cop and go we selling nicks and dimes

Shorty she so fine

I gotta make her mine

A ass like that gotta be one of kind

I crush em' everytime

Punch em' with every nine

I'm fucking with they mind

I make em' press rewind

They know they can't shine if I'm around the rhyme

Land on paroza's 94 cause I commit the crime

I send you my line, I did it 3 to 9

The D's ran up in my crib

You know who dropping dimes

You said you a gangster

but you neva pop nothin

You said you a wankster

and you need to stop frontin

You go to the dealership

but you neva cop nothin

You been hustling a long time

and you ain't got nothin

Damn Homie, In highschool you was the man homie

What the fuck happened to you

i got the sickest vandeda when it come to the cheddar

And if you play with my paper, you gonna meet my berreta

Now shorty think Ima sweat her, sipping on a mereda

I'm living once than deta, I know I can do betta

She look good but I know she after my cheddar

She tryna get in my pockets

Homie and I ain't gonna let her

Be easy, stop the bullshitting

You get your whole crew wet

We in the club doing the same ol' two step

Gorilla unit cause they say we bugged out

Cause we don't go nowhere without toast we thugged out

Me I'm no mobster

Me I'm no gangster

Me I'm no hitman me I'm just me, me

Me I'm no wankster

Me I'm no actor

But it's me you see on your tv

cause I hustle baby

This spanish shit is so easy

I'm getting what you get for a brick to talk greasy

By any means, partner, I got to eat on these streets

If you play me close, for sure I'm gonna pop my heat

Niggas saying they going murph 50 how

We riding round with guns the size of little bow wow

What you know about a.k. and a.r.15's

Equipped with night vision, shell catchers and dem things, huh

that one's going out to all my nukkas in detroit! what what, bleh bleh bleh

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"shut
the fuck up

you are a waste of bandwidth"

quoted from whattheshit

if you feel like you're in control, you're clearly not going fast enough

----> dh biking is where it's at
 
WHERE IS CR WHEN WE NEED HIM

"I believe that everything you do bad comes back to you. So everything that I do that's bad, I'm going to suffer for it. But in my heart, I believe that what I'm doing is right. So i feel like I'm going to heaven." -Tupac Shakur-

....old ns name:freeskier5
 
stepping out to conquer my own destiny

yoda and hans are beside me, bee

i fearcley whip out my laser sword

i sence fear withing our dark lord

our eyes collide but not our beams

we journey through each others bad dreams

I see through him like galaxy 2

and i slice to hit through and through

teh battle rages as i power up

but the sith lord poops in my butt

he staels all my mana away

i wipe the poop from my upper lip

the combat it still rages on

fierce spirits come the cheer me on

i slice his foot like i slice my breadshaw

he falls to the ground like emporer krenshaw

i see the fear in his eyes

as a swipe of justice soon to arrive

takes him over like a terrorist

as i swipe him into a bloody mist.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Fomerly known as *huckster*
 
yea that's the bad thing about rhyming online. the people that read it can't really tell what beat you were going too, and it might not sound cool to them

gotta find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternooon delight

 
All ya bitches messin with deep best be running

Cause when deep gets pissed, deep starts gunning

Put a slug in ya chest, lay ya out on the street

bitch i'm quick with my mind, quick with on my feet

have them bitches rappas running like a tehy at a track meet

I attack like a fleet, fly thru da the air like skeet

land inn ya girls pussy, bitch u to damn mushy

yall mutha fuckin homo thugs, crying for ya daddy's hugs

i'm here fuckin your female, u lookin like a she male

yo

i make te crowd roar, u make the crowd snore

i make the girls pant, u pay double for a whore

so far its been terrefic, now its time to get speciic

kick da shit outta bitch rappers who can't even spit it

U fags imitate Pac like miomes with ya rhymes

then the clock strikes 2...arts and crafts time

ya see, unlike u, i'm hardocre

like slim shady before encore

yall trying to be quick and clever but it ain't workin

fucka, turn off the gay porn and get ya rhymes workin

I'm calling all the shots here, what ya gonna do

shit man, my dads more gangsta than you

i hate to be hatin, right outta the blue

but my biceps 16 inches, ya dick is two

 
ya see, unlike u, i'm hardocre

like slim shady before encore

heard it before but if the rest is yours it's good

gotta find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternooon delight

 
yo im a dyke on a bike a ride a three whelle trike and i dont like that kid named mike so now im going to peace and go for a hike

Don't Blame me, I didn't vote for Bush.

 
Fuck dis shit

Im a rock dis shit,

watch it,

Im cummin wid a vengeance of a thousand mcs,

all of them sick, none comparin to me.

I rip mics left and I rip em right,

when I roll up ee'eryone knows shit gun down tonight

I flip my lyrics so fast you cant steer it,

Check my rhymescheme, your shit dun come near it.

You know now why all da real pimps fear it,

Fuck dat shit, Im out.

-Michael Lifshitz-dfpJibberishradical
 
wuts up with all the white trash/pretendin they rap for cash/watch out I'm about to lash/out on all yall/you got a problem just gimme a call/you keep up your shitty rhymes and you'll fall/go take a walk of shame down the hall/I'm done for now that's all

and now it's time to go commit internet suicide

http://www.freeskiing.com/Data/
ShortFilms/125784/89/89.WMV

Objection^ (I tried making a link but it didn't work)

If you drive alone you drive with Hitler

I ride skis

www.skipunx.com

 
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